CHECKING INTO A LUXURY SLOVENIAN SPA VILLA FOR ISABELL’S BIRTHDAY!
I know it’s been corrected but I’m using the title with the spelling mistake. duck you Creepstopher, Knobhead.
Lazy starts the vlog. Esme asks if she pooped herself. Lazy feels like she has woken up in England because it’s colder. The heat was something else yesterday. They’re checking into an Air BnB for Isabelle’s birthday in two days. Esme shows us her crocheted
alien frog. She has stuffed it with pink yarn and is now making a pink one. Everyone who crochets copies patterns off the internet but Esme wings it and does her own patterns. She doesn’t follow instructions well. Isla says she once ruined a sleepover by throwing a tantrum because she couldn’t crochet, even when following a YouTube video. Esme apologised and they had a sleepover again the next night.
They need to go to a supermarket to buy ingredients for a chocolate cake because Jace is adamant he wants to make a chocolate cake for Isabelle.
God forbid they tell him no for one and it triggers the mother of a tantrums. They are scared of hi temper so live their lives bowing down to his demands. They need to get a few bits for Isabelle. Lazy thinks there is a cool part of the Air BnB that no one will be allowed in until Friday. Lazy has to show us the size of the grapes. Then she says she’s joking and that they’re plums. Lazy eats a kiwi with the label on. You have to push past the texture of the fur and think of the nutrients. Driving.
Lazy walks into the Air BnB with the kids. Creepstopher is inside and starts singing one of his weird songs to Mila. He gives them permission to enter the house. House tour to music. Thunder thighs steps out onto the balcony, Creepstopher follows and gives us a close up shot of her smugly face. There is gym equipment, which will obviously be untouched for this stay. The girls start looking around and screeching. The views are insane. The owner of the house has promised unlimited wine.
There sure will be as all they seem to do these days is whine whine whine about everything!! They make the wine on their farm. There is cheese and ham in the fridge, which Creepstopher says is so cute. There is a big bowl of fruit. Jace jumps on the sofa and Creepstopher tells “sweet boy” they don’t do that. Another shot of the view. It’s like Tellytubby Land. Isabelle laughed at the ‘always kiss me goodnight, always hold me right’ sign in the lovebirds’ bedroom. The top floor is for the girls. There is an x-box. Another shot of the view. Esme wants to go downstairs but Lazy says it’s a surprise for Isabelle’s birthday. Creepstopher insists on checking it out now. Lazy wants to use it with her on her birthday.
Lazy and the girls walk downstairs. Creepstopher tells them to shut their eyes. He films the spa area. As you go in there is a trolley with chocolate bars on it. Lots of screeching from Jace. The entire house seems like it would be more for a Love Island/Big Brother crossover show than a family of 7 with young children. Jace wants to get in the hot tub. Creepstopher says it’s relaxing but the screeching is giving me a migraine. When the sun is out and they’re bored they walk out the door and get in the hot tub outside, bigger than the one at home. He tells Isla they’re definitely getting in the sauna. He plays around with the controls on the wall. Esme says it smells nice. Creepy laugh.
The Inghams haven’t filmed much today. It’s almost dinner time. They checked in and enjoyed the space for an hour. Lazy, Creepstopher, Mila, Esme and Isla went to the supermarket 15 minutes away. There are no cake tins in the house so Esme is coming up with some ideas. Jace is excited. They got back 20 minutes away. Lazy picked up yoghurt instead of milk so Creepstopher has had to go back to the shop. They’re at the top of a mountain. Lazy is making dinner.
Mila and Isla are crawling on the balcony. The place is tranquil. Lazy is nervous that Mila will fall off the balcony. A cow keeps mooing in the distance but my money is on it just being the echo of Lazy’s screeching. Cows sound like sheep. Creepstopher normally books the accommodation. Esme has a huge mossie bite and they need to put pen around it to make sure it’s not spreading. Sometimes they have reactions to the bites. Lazy has 12 bites on her legs. There were none in Switzerland. Lazy booked this Air BnB. Creepstopher always goes for the cheapest as he’s tight. They have paid almost campsite prices. They have left the pasta in the van. They’re having baguetti, Spag Bol in a baguette.
Esme has a story to tell us about a moth. She tells Lazy not to make her cry again. She couldn’t stop laughing. Esme loved a ginger moth she found, which was dying due to having no water. Esme was stroking its head trying to save it. The moth liked the water. It was trying to lift its bum up off the floor but couldn’t fly. Esme picked it up, pushed it out the door, it flew off and then two birds ate it.
I'm sure we've heard this story before. She burst into tears. Lazy starts cackling.
Chopping of veg. Creepstopher loves Slovenia more than he did before. They went to Lidl and forgot the milk. On the way back from Lidl he was blasting out rock. Chesney Hawkes was playing. It looks like broccoli outside. It’s like TellyTubby land. The trees are greener than his hat. It’s stoooooonin. Jace has had a nap this evening. Tell Creepstopher your favourite Bryan Adams and Chesney Hawkes songs.
Less Chesney Hawkes more Chesney off Corrie, who is ginger like Creepstopher. Unlike Creepstopher he embraces his hair and doesn’t wear a rancid beanie until it walks itself to the bin and has to be replaced by a hideous green one.
Esme and Isla are in the sauna. Creepstopher opens the door to see how hot it is. Then he goes upstairs and cackles about the baguettes. It’s Italian and French together. They wanted to combine the two countries. Mila gets food in her hair
Esme is making cookie dough to watch Stranger Things with. The stars come out and Creepstopher heads outside. The house has good stargazing potential but the outdoor lights don’t go out until midnight. He is excited for Isabelle’s birthday.
The final one until he pressurises her into taking his surname legally.
End of vlog