Why does he not zip up his boots? Are his cankles too fat to fit into his nanna slippers?
Why does he not zip up his boots? Are his cankles too fat to fit into his nanna slippers?Not the first time I've had to fast forward through Esmes bit!
He’s too lazy, almost more lazy than Lazy herself.Why does he not zip up his boots? Are his cankles too fat to fit into his nanna slippers?
“Can you believe I’ve never had any professional dance training?*kicks legs up in the air*”Why does Esme put on an accent like Amanda Buffamonteezi in a friendsOr her faux public school accent. She’s turning into an insufferable kid now.
“Can you believe I’ve never had any professional dance training?*kicks legs up in the air*”
the amount of swimsuits she bought for mila is grotesque!by all means have 2/3 for the summer, especially if travelling....but 8/9/10??In another video, Sarah said those amazon swimsuits wouldn't last Mila long. Thought she was still fitting into 3-6month clothes because she's so dinky?
I was going to say ‘Do affiliate links count’ as a joke. Then went to have a quick look and turns out they really are that grabbyGuys do you think they have an Amazon business as one of their other jobs
She's got a serious addiction. She can't just buy 1 or 2 of something she needs or wants. She's bought so many lilos and inflateables. And she bought about 20 rompers for mila instead of 1 pack and she's not been seen in any of them. Infact, you hardly ever see them in the clothes they show in their hauls or get as presentsthe amount of swimsuits she bought for mila is grotesque!by all means have 2/3 for the summer, especially if travelling....but 8/9/10??
it’s just constant spend spend spend and instead of buying a decent pair of shoes or two, it’s always about buying repulsive amounts of stuff
Why take a bloody paddling pool abroad? Why pay £15 for two Lilo’s? Surely nobody would die if *gasp* they didn’t use them?
I’m so fucking over the constant gratuitous purchases that then get shoved in the garage
It’s really just a neat and tidy way of dressing. College jackets and neat and clean trousers. Everything the Inghams are notCan someone please explain what “preppy” means? They keep saying it and I have no clue
Maybe they are flogging them for profit, like a reseller. Surely not, that’s too much like hard work for lazy. UnlessShe's got a serious addiction. She can't just buy 1 or 2 of something she needs or wants. She's bought so many lilos and inflateables. And she bought about 20 rompers for mila instead of 1 pack and she's not been seen in any of them. Infact, you hardly ever see them in the clothes they show in their hauls or get as presents
Isn't Amanda the one that tells people to smell her "natural scent"?Why does Esme put on an accent like Amanda Buffamonteezi in a friends
I agree my daughter gave up ballet in favour of musical theatre at 13 and she was doing her grade 5 - and she was a slow learner!I've just looked up the dance school- after Creepy and Lazy gave it away by leaving the logo in the vlog, I didn't know what it was before.
The amazing at dancing best in her class Esme seems to be attending a combined ballet and tap class and then a combined theatre craft and contemporary class- both at grade 1 level. For anyone who isn't familiar with dance grades, I've never come across a half decent dance school where the 13 year olds were working below grade 4 level. Theirs advertises the grade 1 classes as aimed at years 5-8. So while Esme is just about in the age bracket they suggest, it doesn't suggest great things about the dance school's standards. And she's certainly not the natural she claims to be.
Isla is attending the primary grade combined ballet and tap class. I've never known children older than 8 take a primary level dance class- it's simply not worth bothering with, at that age they can pick up the grade 1 work with no experience of dance. The dance school advertise it as being a class for children in years 3-4. Isla is year 5.
Has any one seen the 'cat chonk chart' they are definitly both at the 'Oh Lawd he comin' end of the scale!GETTING HOME, AMAZON HAULS & DANCE SHOWS! (the lost tape)
Jace and Mila lie on the living room floor. Jace doesn't want Mila eating his dinosaur. The Inghams got home a few days ago and Isabelle had her final IGCSE maths exam yesterday, she found it easier than the first. The girls have had their school dance show rehearsal and cannot wait until the weekend. They love being onstage. Lazy has spent the whole morning packing Tat and Me orders but came in because Mila needed feeding. Jace comes over and puts his arms around Lazy's neck for a cuddle but squeezes too hard. She had a shower and Creepy is in the makeshift office putting orders in Post Office bags. They need to pick up their old caravan to take off a few things and make sure it's ready for part exchange at the end of the month.
Isabelle was pogging with Jace so she hugged him but he told her it was too much. Mila is having time out of her brace. She learnt a new trick recently and will soon be crawling. She tries to crawl but falls down and then gets herself up. Lazy says she's a splits baby and a cleeeeeeever giiiiiiiiiil. Time lapse of Lazy playing with Jace and Mila.
Creepstopher says they were supposed to be taking the roof rack off their caravan today ready for the new one but today has got away with them. Lazy, Jace and Mila fell asleep on the sofa and Creepstopher took a photo but he doesn't know if Lazy will let him share it with us. He spent two hours picking every weed out of the driveway before they went away, every single weed, and made it look banging but every one has grown back. Some of the driveway looks cracked already. The £90 trees are dead. It's weed breeding season and he had the tractor out yesterday sorting the garden out. Time to take matters up a level as Creepstopher isn't getting on his hands and knees again. He went on Amazon and bought himself heavy duty pesticide.
Shopping addict Lazy hasn't had time to film anything today so thought she would open Amazon packages with us. She cannot remember what she ordered. The first box has swimsuits for Mila. Lazy was panicking all the time in Dubai that she would get sunburnt arms. A tip from Mother of the Year is to get a small paddling pool, fill it up with water, let it heat up in the sun and the kids can then paddle in it at the side of your sunbed. Package 2 is cute 'Where's Mr/Mrs' books for Mila. There are also revolutionary packing cubes which hold "so much clothes". There's nothing worse than not having your clothes organised. She also ordered earmuff up to 3 years. Lazy ordered revolutionary lilos, which are amazing as the only bit you inflate are the ends and the middle bit it a net. Lilos take up a massive space in your suitcase. She tells Jace to look at the cute and pretty swimsuits. Lazy will link everything below. It feels like Christmas when the Amazon man arrives.
Time for the weeds to go. Creepstopher has his ghostbusters backpack. Footage of him blasting the weeds. He the moves onto hoovering.
Esme sighs and starts moaning about being hot. The dance show is from this Saturday until Sunday night. They have two shows on Saturday and one on Sunday but Esme isn't sure when. Esme hasn't done a show in 2 1/2 years. She's excited because she belongs on stage, loves dancing, being in front of crowds and has confidence. She's ever nervous and loves performing in front of people. They had a rehearsal the other day. She's showing us her dance costumes, her favourite ones she's ever had. Esme and her friends got into the wrong costumes when they were rehearsing so they had to run back and do a massive quick change. Theatre craft is Esme's favourite and they're dancing to songs from Wicked. Esme wants to be an actress. She shows us the other costumes and moans about the tights. Lazy and Isla are in a tap dace together, despite being in different grades. They always practice together. Esme wishes they could keep the costumes but she's not allowed. She loves the tap shoes. The ballet dance has a full on tutu. Pink is not Esme's favourite colour but it's cute and sparkly. The dance teacher told her students not to wear the costumes as she didn't want them creased.
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He'll get a massive weed burner next and we'll see them all using it to toast marshmallows.
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