Anyone else notice the lack of a seat belt in the drive thru
The Ingham Family #231 Massive, huge, big surprise for Sarah!!! Your husband still likes teens..
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With the wig on, he looks like 70's Bay City Roller noncecase, Derek Longmuir.
At least Derek was actually in the band.
At least Derek was actually in the band.
Anyone seen Chris's latest insta story 
he think Tattle is such a cool place so he need to find a picture also.Anyone seen Chris's latest insta story
New business adventure?
Or ….
The possibilities are endless, or shall I say, pastabilities (with cheese)
The possibilities are endless, or shall I say, pastabilities (with cheese)
did anyone else notice these weird hand movements Isla was doing in the background? What on earth
THE REAL REASON I ALWAYS WEAR A BEANIE..
Creepy wipes a smudge off the camera. It's Wednesday and Creepy has a reveal to do. He has a secret. Everyone always asks why he wears a beanie and it's because he's been growing his hair for a while. He pulls the beanie off to show us his new wig. Great to see him finally embracing his feminine side. He feels good to embrace the hair. He needs to wash the hair. Lazy says no one has asked him to reveal it. She asks if he's going out today and he says yes. He's off to the post office and shop today. He had his tips bleached the other day. He tells Lazy to hand him his guitar. Mila looks terrified.
Lazy bought chocolate bar from the shop. Creepy has eaten the white chocolate she bought for Isabelle. Lazy asks why he ate the whole bar when she told him to eat one strip. He uses the old "if it wunt vlogged it din't 'appun" excuse.
Esme is on her second bowl of crunchy nut. Prior to the last six months she hasn't been sure what to have for breakfast because she hated cereal. Lazy started to get in breakfast bars, toast, brioche, waffles and now Esme just wants cereal. Creepy can't believe how hot he is. Mila snuggles up to her new mum Christine. Time lapse of Creepy 'editing the vlog', screen blurred of course so we can't see that he's on Tattle.
Jace screeches whilst riding around the kitchen on his scuttle bug. When I say screech, I mean the brat is full on fog horning at the top of his lungs today. Lazy did a Shein order the other day and Creepy told her it had arrived and was on the doorstep. The package is actually for Esme and Isla, it's backpacks that Esme ordered. It's a backpack that comes with stickers to stick on the front of it. It's clearly something for a much younger child than Esme and Isla, but Lazy will ask Isabelle if she wants one.
Creepy asks Esme if she's ready to go. Esme says she'll go into dance herself. Creepy has to go to the post office, drop Esme at dance and go to the supermarket for food and hair product. He attempts to count in French but struggles to remember how to count to '3'.
It feels good walking down the street when the wind is bouncing your hair about. Creepy isn't going to lie, the wig is giving him the biggest headache ever so it's coming off. Esme is glad it's gone. The pain was insane. Esme loves long hair on people but not Creepy. He was going to walk around the supermarket but the band holding it on was so tight around his skull. Creepy has to go in and sign a form at dance and Esme didn't want her friends seeing him like that. He now realises he doesn't suit long hair.
Lazy sings to Mila and tells her to clap her hands. Mila ignores her. Lazy tells her to say "mamamamama" but she's ignored again. Mila claps her hands and Lazy gives her her toy back. Lazy won't lie, they're having a boring day. they've been doing household dolls. Isla is building dinosaurs for Jace. Jace runs out of the room to play under the stairs. Mila just woke up from a nap. Isla shows us the dinosaur she built. Lazy's cut is sore. Isla has some nickname for Mila including melon cell, tubby custard, piggy milkshake ad smelly onion. When they were in the van they woke up one morning and found her with onion peel on her forehead but they had no idea how it got there. That's gross, I doubt the bedding in that van has been changed in months and God only knows what food is stuck in all the crevices etc.
It's coming up to dinner and Isla is helping Lazy to make a Mexican. Isla holds the sharp knife completely the wrong way, the way a 5 year old would. Lazy saw a hack of how to chop a pepper. She cuts is apart, then tells Isla to wash the pepper and chop it into strips. Creepy is chasing Prinny in the garden. Veg is chopped. Lazy has an epic fail; he plan was to make tacos and nachos but she got the mince out of the fridge and it's completely brown, really, really brown and it smells of vinegar. It's not out of date and is from Asda. They have frozen things in but instead Lazy and Isla are getting a takeaway because it's been a chaotic day.
Creepy told Lazy not to film this. He said he went to the shops and got mango chunks. He always eats a giant pack of monster munch on the way home and leaves the packet in the car. Lazy and Isla got in the car and he's eaten a full box of egg balls/scotch eggs, leaving just one in the box that Isla eats. Lazy was about to get her phone out when he opened the door and said he knew he's been busted. Lazy knows everything they say on the channel will be twisted. Isla finds Creepy's wig. They decide on McDonalds because Isla wants a Happy Meal. Lazy wants a Taco Bell, which is just across the way.
Creepy always says to just get him anything so Lazy will get him a McSpicy. The other day Isla asked for a Happy Meal from McDonalds and Lazy got her a box of 20 nuggets. Isla says Lazy gave her four but Lazy pulls her up on it and Isla admits she had seven nuggets. They always get a box of nuggets because it's cheaper and everyone will have a couple of nuggets each. Isla always has six but everyone else has one or two. The get chips as well and fries are the best part. Isabelle wants a veggie burrito from Taco Bell. Lazy eyes up a strawberry drink with cream on top.
Creepy doesn't know what happened to the last clips from the vlog but after they went to the drive thru there were no more clips for the day so they must've forgot to vlog anymore of the day. Comment below if Creepy needs to go long or stay short. He tells us about the massive sale on Tat and Me, up to 60% off.
End of vlog
I'm not sure if that's a bit of lawn he kicked up in the second ss or an old bit of Prinny's poo.
Creepy wipes a smudge off the camera. It's Wednesday and Creepy has a reveal to do. He has a secret. Everyone always asks why he wears a beanie and it's because he's been growing his hair for a while. He pulls the beanie off to show us his new wig. Great to see him finally embracing his feminine side. He feels good to embrace the hair. He needs to wash the hair. Lazy says no one has asked him to reveal it. She asks if he's going out today and he says yes. He's off to the post office and shop today. He had his tips bleached the other day. He tells Lazy to hand him his guitar. Mila looks terrified.
Lazy bought chocolate bar from the shop. Creepy has eaten the white chocolate she bought for Isabelle. Lazy asks why he ate the whole bar when she told him to eat one strip. He uses the old "if it wunt vlogged it din't 'appun" excuse.
Esme is on her second bowl of crunchy nut. Prior to the last six months she hasn't been sure what to have for breakfast because she hated cereal. Lazy started to get in breakfast bars, toast, brioche, waffles and now Esme just wants cereal. Creepy can't believe how hot he is. Mila snuggles up to her new mum Christine. Time lapse of Creepy 'editing the vlog', screen blurred of course so we can't see that he's on Tattle.
Jace screeches whilst riding around the kitchen on his scuttle bug. When I say screech, I mean the brat is full on fog horning at the top of his lungs today. Lazy did a Shein order the other day and Creepy told her it had arrived and was on the doorstep. The package is actually for Esme and Isla, it's backpacks that Esme ordered. It's a backpack that comes with stickers to stick on the front of it. It's clearly something for a much younger child than Esme and Isla, but Lazy will ask Isabelle if she wants one.
Creepy asks Esme if she's ready to go. Esme says she'll go into dance herself. Creepy has to go to the post office, drop Esme at dance and go to the supermarket for food and hair product. He attempts to count in French but struggles to remember how to count to '3'.
It feels good walking down the street when the wind is bouncing your hair about. Creepy isn't going to lie, the wig is giving him the biggest headache ever so it's coming off. Esme is glad it's gone. The pain was insane. Esme loves long hair on people but not Creepy. He was going to walk around the supermarket but the band holding it on was so tight around his skull. Creepy has to go in and sign a form at dance and Esme didn't want her friends seeing him like that. He now realises he doesn't suit long hair.
Lazy sings to Mila and tells her to clap her hands. Mila ignores her. Lazy tells her to say "mamamamama" but she's ignored again. Mila claps her hands and Lazy gives her her toy back. Lazy won't lie, they're having a boring day. they've been doing household dolls. Isla is building dinosaurs for Jace. Jace runs out of the room to play under the stairs. Mila just woke up from a nap. Isla shows us the dinosaur she built. Lazy's cut is sore. Isla has some nickname for Mila including melon cell, tubby custard, piggy milkshake ad smelly onion. When they were in the van they woke up one morning and found her with onion peel on her forehead but they had no idea how it got there. That's gross, I doubt the bedding in that van has been changed in months and God only knows what food is stuck in all the crevices etc.
It's coming up to dinner and Isla is helping Lazy to make a Mexican. Isla holds the sharp knife completely the wrong way, the way a 5 year old would. Lazy saw a hack of how to chop a pepper. She cuts is apart, then tells Isla to wash the pepper and chop it into strips. Creepy is chasing Prinny in the garden. Veg is chopped. Lazy has an epic fail; he plan was to make tacos and nachos but she got the mince out of the fridge and it's completely brown, really, really brown and it smells of vinegar. It's not out of date and is from Asda. They have frozen things in but instead Lazy and Isla are getting a takeaway because it's been a chaotic day.
Creepy told Lazy not to film this. He said he went to the shops and got mango chunks. He always eats a giant pack of monster munch on the way home and leaves the packet in the car. Lazy and Isla got in the car and he's eaten a full box of egg balls/scotch eggs, leaving just one in the box that Isla eats. Lazy was about to get her phone out when he opened the door and said he knew he's been busted. Lazy knows everything they say on the channel will be twisted. Isla finds Creepy's wig. They decide on McDonalds because Isla wants a Happy Meal. Lazy wants a Taco Bell, which is just across the way.
Creepy always says to just get him anything so Lazy will get him a McSpicy. The other day Isla asked for a Happy Meal from McDonalds and Lazy got her a box of 20 nuggets. Isla says Lazy gave her four but Lazy pulls her up on it and Isla admits she had seven nuggets. They always get a box of nuggets because it's cheaper and everyone will have a couple of nuggets each. Isla always has six but everyone else has one or two. The get chips as well and fries are the best part. Isabelle wants a veggie burrito from Taco Bell. Lazy eyes up a strawberry drink with cream on top.
Creepy doesn't know what happened to the last clips from the vlog but after they went to the drive thru there were no more clips for the day so they must've forgot to vlog anymore of the day. Comment below if Creepy needs to go long or stay short. He tells us about the massive sale on Tat and Me, up to 60% off.
End of vlog
I'm not sure if that's a bit of lawn he kicked up in the second ss or an old bit of Prinny's poo.
why have tiny lawnfurnitures been removed and replaced with that lonesome chair?
Hi Chris
Karma will get you one day, you greasy great noncey twit! You’re vile and disgusting, what you did to those girls shines through on your face and makes you even bleeping uglier. Your poor poor children having you as their ‘male’ role model nothing more than an ugly, grooming dirty bleep! Bye babes x
Karma will get you one day, you greasy great noncey twit! You’re vile and disgusting, what you did to those girls shines through on your face and makes you even bleeping uglier. Your poor poor children having you as their ‘male’ role model nothing more than an ugly, grooming dirty bleep! Bye babes x
...And there's this! Imagine telling everyone that it's off and smells of vinegar! 
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He said he was totally happy to walk into a shop with that stupid wig on, wouldn’t have bothered him, not a problem (he’s just so cool, going with the flow guyyyzzz) it it weren’t for the fact that it “gave him the worst headache ever after wearing it in the house all day for so long” 
(bleeping weird)
Oi head, you’re so insecure with your very own head of hair that you go to the effort of dying it jet black (eyebrows too) and then wear a beanie all year round even in blistering heat (sometimes with a cap on too, when you’re feeling particularly precious), & whilst swimming . Rumour has it along with your socks it doesn’t even come off whilst cheating on your wife.
But yeah, creepy, you’re a “don’t give a duck” rockstar type.
How embarrassing!!
(bleeping weird) Oi head, you’re so insecure with your very own head of hair that you go to the effort of dying it jet black (eyebrows too) and then wear a beanie all year round even in blistering heat (sometimes with a cap on too, when you’re feeling particularly precious), & whilst swimming . Rumour has it along with your socks
it doesn’t even come off whilst cheating on your wife. But yeah, creepy, you’re a “don’t give a duck” rockstar type.
How embarrassing!!The most amusing thing is that when he’s wearing the wig he thinks that he is pulling these affected faces. What he evidently doesn’t realise is that they are the same stupid eye-bleeping poses that he always does, the manky Herbert.
Eww he ‘had’ yo go into dance to sign a form ! Where there are young girls walking about in dance gear like leotards and tights ! He shouldn't be inside there dirty scumbag !
When all the family are living their best life on the balcony looking at the motorway and eating their slop, Chris gets sent to the lonely chair in the corner of the garden.
His timeout chair
As the safe guarding officer at my daughter's dance school I'm really concerned about this.
I live in Seacroft and I’ve never even seen any of these reptiles however my sons best mate is the cousin of lazy
small world ehYou can’t put lipstick on a pig
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