The Ingham Family #231 Massive, huge, big surprise for Sarah!!! Your husband still likes teens..

[GreaseMop]

I know Lazy is stupid but even she can't believe they are living their best lives or that she's not 'failing' at life.
Does she not realise you don't need a computer to go on the internet and use an online gossip forum. I'm not sat behind a computer or in my parents' basement and I don't spend all day on here as unlike her I do have a life and don't spend my days moving from sofa to sofa, making slop and buying tat at B and M.

Maybe all the playgroup mums will receive a Levi's letter as Lazy tries to out the 'troll'.

 

[Maisie842]

She'd have sat in a bush with a burgah for her tea, shouting the odds into the camera about how all Chris was guilty of was giving that girl a swimming lesson.

Does anyone else remember there was an account on Twitter (obviously either Chris or Jane) in full support of Chris, who stated that all he was trying to achieve with J was some kind of naked therapy to help with mental health issues. I mean it was just ridiculous, wish I had the screenshots!

What is Naked Therapy?

How can it help me feel better about my body?

goodmenproject.com

I guess we can add trained psychologist to Chris’ ever growing list of achievements

 

[Tilly Kister]

Does anyone else remember there was an account on Twitter (obviously either Chris or Jane) in full support of Chris, who stated that all he was trying to achieve with J was some kind of naked therapy to help with mental health issues. I mean it was just ridiculous, wish I had the screenshots!

What is Naked Therapy?

How can it help me feel better about my body?

goodmenproject.com

I guess we can add trained psychologist to Chris’ ever growing list of achievements

Oh ferfuxake! I thought I'd heard some bollocksing bs from the Mingins about the Florida incident but that's floored me.

 

[xvictoriax]

How can they not see that Isla has gained a lot of weight (yeh admittedly could be puppy fat)they are openly encouraging it but turning blind eye and letting her get away with this behaviour she constantly wants more and more treats and toys wherever they go what a spoilt greedy child she is I’m shocked at the change in her maybe it’s because it’s the same routine day in day out of not seeing friends not having discipline from a teacher not socialising my granddaughter is same age and would be mortified if she acted like this

I think Isla finds some solance in food, comfort she doesn’t get anywhere else. She was for several years the one daughter overindulged in affection from lazy and creepy and seemingly she’s now lost. Both older sisters kind of see her as a inconvenience and she’s too old for Jace and Mila to be close companions, playing daft games does not amount to a close friendship. Her grabby nature is again down to her upbringing. As they’ve been closeted away who does she have as role models? They are allowing the same with Jace sadly.

 

[Poppyflower800]

Poor Izzy count even string a single sentence together.. how on earth is she going to have the confidence to sit these exams

 

[GreaseMop]

How long before the icult get bored of the boring daily shopping?
If they need to waste time drinking sugar while Mila sleeps, why not leave her at home to sleep in her nonexistent cot instead of being dragged around in the taxi van.
Of course Isla wants a toddler hat to play toddler games with Jace and it will fit if she takes out her 'ponytails' AKA bunches.

I felt uncomfortable watching Isabelle at the end of the vlog, yes she is boring and awkward, droning on about nothing but that is because she is isolated and not around other people. It would really benefit her escaping the cult and being around normal people so she could have normal conversations and be a normal 16 year old.
Same with Esme, she'd be less rude if she actually interacted with other people and saw how normal people behaved.
It must be difficult just being around foghorn Lazy, all round weirdo Creepy, overgrown toddler Isla, King Jace and goodness knows where Mila will fit in to that rabble.

 

[Abbvay]

I am actually sat at a computer right now, although mostly doing things other than Tattle and I have been away from it to do things around the house. It's hard work not having a sofa every 3 steps, but I cope.

But my husband has gone to playgroup this morning instead of me and I've been "living my best life" having a bit of lazy time to myself. Because my husband is allowed in a playgroup and is happy to be around people in daylight, he is also capable of looking after his own children.

If he dares come home and tell me anything about anyone that was there though I will have to inform him he will get reported because playgroups have some kind of confidentiality clause that no one told us about, so I hope for his sake nothing interesting happened.

 

[babybelle]

How old is Mila? And lazy arse Chris still hasn't bothered to add her to the end credits. Oh and I don't know if I'm right in wrong, but I'm pretty sure on occasion, Mr Greasy head uses copywrite music on the end credit thing.

 

[SooooAnyway]

#232 Shop,slop then take a gawp at your spouse when they're having a plop

 

[Web30]

How old is Mila? And lazy arse Chris still hasn't bothered to add her to the end credits. Oh and I don't know if I'm right in wrong, but I'm pretty sure on occasion, Mr Greasy head uses copywrite music on the end credit thing.

I think shes going to be 1 soon.

 

[sunniva]

Wow she’s lost the plot. Her daughter who she supports so so much is sitting her GCSEs this week and this is what she’s doing. Winning at life not. She had Isabelle reading tattle. Her paid for friend is busy at design college while Isabelle spends her days going over comments in places that really shouldn’t matter. Unreal, she is an absolute fruit cake is Sarah. As for Jane yeah she’s only in those posts to get her mention on tattle. Poor bloody kids.

Where does she admit Isabelle has read Tattle

 

[Mummyto4boys]

How long before the icult get bored of the boring daily shopping?
If they need to waste time drinking sugar while Mila sleeps, why not leave her at home to sleep in her nonexistent cot instead of being dragged around in the taxi van.
Of course Isla wants a toddler hat to play toddler games with Jace and it will fit if she takes out her 'ponytails' AKA bunches.

I felt uncomfortable watching Isabelle at the end of the vlog, yes she is boring and awkward, droning on about nothing but that is because she is isolated and not around other people. It would really benefit her escaping the cult and being around normal people so she could have normal conversations and be a normal 16 year old.
Same with Esme, she'd be less rude if she actually interacted with other people and saw how normal people behaved.
It must be difficult just being around foghorn Lazy, all round weirdo Creepy, overgrown toddler Isla, King Jace and goodness knows where Mila will fit in to that rabble.

“Kids are mirrors not windows” …… kids reflect back behaviour they see rather than be able to see through unacceptable behaviour!!

 

[Web30]

So the first thing they tell new people is " my husband messages 15 year olds and tries to get them to go skinny dipping" or is it " my husband cheats on me with vunrable people he can scare quite"

 

[Impleo]

So the first thing they tell new people is " my husband messages 15 year olds and tries to get them to go skinny dipping" or is it " my husband cheats on me with vunrable people he can scare quite"

Off you trot back to the US then, Sarah. Prove us haters wrong


I want to hear from Chris. Stop letting your wife defend you.


How much did they spend on solicitor's letters to stop people from talking about him being a perv?

 

[Maisie842]

It’s “Scandals” dullard not “Scandles”. I don’t know why she gets these things so wrong, when my phone auto corrected Scandles to “As candles”. She obviously knows better as per.

 

[Abbvay]

So the first thing they tell new people is " my husband messages 15 year olds and tries to get them to go skinny dipping" or is it " my husband cheats on me with vunrable people he can scare quite"

Are "scandles" the type of candles you use to make you really productive, because I still haven't found the ones that work.

"I'm Sarah, this is my husband Chris don't listen to what people say about him, they say he messages teens and he does cheat on me but I don't mind!" Not selling yourself as a future friend I'm afraid, I'd run away.

 

[Glennie]

It’s “Scandals” dullard not “Scandles”. I don’t know why she gets these things so wrong, when my phone auto corrected Scandles to “As candles”. She obviously knows better as per.

Yet again I have to say ....and she homeschools her children

 

[JustHereForTheAgriculture]

It’s funny, the harder she tries to come off as calm, unbothered, besties with all the ‘professionals’, the more you can see how pissed off and rattled she is.
I don’t know about everyone else but I’m really looking forward to the day the big rant comes out and it’s ‘duck this’ ‘duck that’ ‘everyone is a bleep’, you know, the really Sarah!

 

[hotstepper]

Where’s memory Mondays? Probably the same place Isabelle and lazy’s gym memberships are.

 

[MissWinnie]

So the first thing they tell new people is " my husband messages 15 year olds and tries to get them to go skinny dipping" or is it " my husband cheats on me with vunrable people he can scare quite"

Scandles Oh she is funny - as if you would tell anyone in real life that your husband has a liking for barely legal young adults. I love how she thinks she’s done this amazing thing and outed someone, normal people would have no issues saying anything to you or your husband & if that was me at the group you think you’ve got the upper hand on, I would bring you back down to reality very quickly. They aren’t trolls, they are stating facts that are there for everyone to see - to have the brass neck to think you are sweet and innocent is laughable. It’s been said before but just to remind you agai. these people who run these groups ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS! They will be friendly to keep you on side and keep an eye on your children but they do so on a professional level.