The Ingham Family #222 Dick head Van Dyke in crappy crappy Van Van

[Boyz3kids]

Love it

Yep. I did

 

[GeordieGossipGirl]

Oooh new thread time!

Hi Andrea! Hi Dan!

 

[tracey/nuttynanna]

Sorry if it’s already been posted but looks like Mila may finally have a specialised seat to help sit her upright in their living room now? Bib on when feeding & making a point of filming wiping down her chair afterwards - I wonder if they’ve been pulled up on the filth that was caked onto her cast?

A woman on her group gave her that chair I saw her offer it and then lazy say she would love it

 

[Priority education]

I hope they’ve fitted a carbon monoxide monitor in the room where that wood burner is

As if…… more chance of them using a gallon of petrol as firelighters

 

[Impleo]

If looks could kill... She hates that van!

Remember when newspapers and magazines used to have badly acted dramatic photo stories? Your pictures here would be the one where Chris tells Sarah he's leaving in the van to run off with an 18 year old size 6 fan

Below an example for anyone under 35:

 

[michanson]

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Remember when newspapers and magazines used to have badly acted dramatic photo stories? Your pictures here would be the one where Chris tells Sarah he's leaving in the van to run off with an 18 year old size 6 fan

Below an example for anyone under 35:

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OMG is that Hugh Grant?!!

 

[kizzy]

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Remember when newspapers and magazines used to have badly acted dramatic photo stories? Your pictures here would be the one where Chris tells Sarah he's leaving in the van to run off with an 18 year old size 6 fan

Below an example for anyone under 35:

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Where has Tanias ghost gone?
It's in Isabelles room!

 

[skyelau]

I thought the walls surrounding the fire were supposed to be heat proof as well? and them slates should have been bedded onto a concrete base surely? Jace so close to it accident waiting to happen

 

[Scotblock]

I thought the walls surrounding the fire were supposed to be heat proof as well? and them slates should have been bedded onto a concrete base surely? Jace so close to it accident waiting to happen

I’ve had meals served to me on slate thicker than what they’ve bought. As per usual everything is done on the cheap with no thought to safety.

 

[DMK 99]

Do you think they realised they couldn't afford the installation so are now just pretending? Seems odd not to try it out imo.

 

[Old Banger Bett]

Babe let down your hair...

 

[mags]

Babe let down your hair...

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Let down his tyres, more like.

 

[Old Banger Bett]

Has he been getting some practice in for coming down young girls chimneys ?

 

[Otterwise]

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Remember when newspapers and magazines used to have badly acted dramatic photo stories? Your pictures here would be the one where Chris tells Sarah he's leaving in the van to run off with an 18 year old size 6 fan

Below an example for anyone under 35:

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You are so right! Bloody brilliant

ISABELLES BEDROOM IS HAUNTED!!

What by a gnome in a beanie sneaking into her room at midnight?

Lazy gives Mila some toast and tells her she's not bashing it into her new cast. She doesn't want to eat it. Creepy covers her cast up and Lazy says it's a good idea. She feeds Mila and calls her a lazy girl because she won't take the toast. Weeeeeeeell I suppose she DOES have your genes Lazy. Mila takes the toast.

Lazy asks Babe if he's excited for today. He says he is but his throat is ruined. He's drinking 20 coffees a day to soothe it. He has a numbing spray from the pharmacy but it only lasts 15 minutes. The toast isn't going down well so Creepy is making Mila weetabic. Lazy got Mila some links off Amazon because she loves them at playgroup. Mila throws them on the floor. Lazy feeds her the weetabic. Mila doesn't like banana weetabic but it's tough luck because it's the only one they have in today. Hopefully she REALLY doesn't like it and projectile vomits it into the face of one (or preferably both) of her parents. Lazy cleans Mila's high chair whilst Jace sprays cleaning spray onto it.

Day 2 of the decking project on the roof. Creepy is finishing the finale. He is trying to sink into oblivion of tonsillitis so he's talking quietly. He tried to film this outside but there's a hurricane. He will probably get blown off the roof installing it. It's a 52" LED light bar to complete the van. They have rhino rim wheels, a roof deck and ladders. Hopefully Lazy will get up there too later but it's too windy right now and they'll be blown off. Or maybe not, I think mother nature will have a job shifting those two off the van roof now they're both 6 stone heavier than 4 years ago. The log burner is being installed right now.

Creepy climbs up the ladder. It's time to get Lazy onto the roof. He says she's so beautiful that he can't even deal but then I realise he's taking about the roof deck, not his bride. There are two seconds of light left. Lazy asks if the ladder is solid. She hauls herself up and Creepy reassures her that the ladder is screwed in. Lazy struggles to get up and eventually heads down without getting on the roof. Lazy turns the light on. The background is blurred.

Lazy is in the living room with the log burner, which is still sat on top of the carpet. She sets it up by putting wood into a basket. Jace puts the logs inside the burner. Lazy tells him they don't touch fire. He says they can touch the glass and Lazy says he can but not when it's on because the glass will be hot. Does she not understand that the thing will have to have a period of time to cool down because the glass will get hot too. Does she even have any clue hot hot fire gets? She says they must never ever touch it anymore. Lazy isn't 100% happy with the work that's been done. Creepy didn't notice that there are big gaps between the stone so the men are coming back to fix it tomorrow. One stone is higher than the other and there is still carpet that needs cutting. They have a sleeper to go above the burner and will install it when they know what they're doing with the rest of the wall.

Lazy's favourite purchase from today is a book called My War Diary. She found it in the charity shop. It's the "cutest" World War 2 book for Isla's birthday and it's "so cute". It's an actual diary and "cute". Lazy loves it so much and "it's the cutest thing ever". I know the diary is fictional but flipping heck, millions of people never came home from that war, the Nazis massacred millions of people, entire towns were obliterated (one of which I will soon be visiting) and lives were ruined. That's far from my definition of cute.

Creepy lights the log burner and Jace watches it. He says they need to spray it out like Fireman Sam. Creepy says he'll close the door because it gets very hot. Lazy reminds Jace not to touch the door. Shots of the fire.

Lazy says Mila enjoyed dinner. Creepy is bisseling. Mila tries to throw the tray on the floor. Dinner was tuna pasta. She has a tea towel over her legs because the bibs are in the wash. All Lazy can think about is the piano in the charity shop. She wanted to by it but she doesn't now enough about pianos. All the keys worked and Lazy wishes she'd bought it. The colour wasn't for them but Lazy could sand it down paint it white and put pink swirly stickers on it. Isabelle says she's tacking it up. Isabelle has moved her whole room around. Lazy wants a grand piano. It was £45 and Esme says she bets it was haunted.

Isabelle remembers how she stepped out of a circle on a tour in Edinburgh. They walked into a room and they went cold. The lady told them that people who stepped into the circle received poltergeist activity. She asked if anyone wanted to step in it but no one did except Isabelle, who jumped in it. Lazy dragged her out. Isabelle was so embarrassed and says that's why her room is cold all the time. Jace says he loves Isla.

End of vlog.

So after touching potentially dangerous cleaning chemicals, Jace is allowed to put his fingers in his mouth??
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The log burner could get to over 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
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If looks could kill... She hates that van!
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She was in a foul mood in this vlog wasn't she? . Bitching about Mila being lazy, then moaning because she didn't want toast. Moaning that Creepy normally feeds Mila 'wheatabic', then impatiently shoving more into Mila's mouth. (If it's too much trouble to feed your baby solids, stop breeding for Pete's sake)

Her facial expressions when first Isla, then Isabelle was on camera, was just pure irritation and vitriol. She cant wait for them to stop talking so she can flap her lips at the camera.

 

[JaeXYZ]

What's the difference between sitting on a van roof and sitting on a van roof on some bits of decking? If they wanted to sit in a really uncomfortable place and gamble with somebody taking a 2-3m plunge, they could've just climbed onto the roof as it was.

They're allegedly free-range wild campers. If they really want something to sit on while they look at the sky, can't they adventure their way to a bench? Or a nice wall?

 

[getmeoutofhere]

What's the difference between sitting on a van roof and sitting on a van roof on some bits of decking? If they wanted to sit in a really uncomfortable place and gamble with somebody taking a 2-3m plunge, they could've just climbed onto the roof as it was.

They're allegedly free-range wild campers. If they really want something to sit on while they look at the sky, can't they adventure their way to a bench? Or a nice wall?

I don’t understand what the difference between sitting on a chair or laying on a blanket outside and sitting 2m higher on a dangerous roof is going to make. The stars are so far away it’s not going to make any difference whatsoever

 

[hatetealovewine]

DOES THE TWATMAN SHOWER?

It would appear not:

All week we've seen him wearing his 'twin set' with his grey beanie

Also, on Sundays nights 'episode' you could see his hands were smeared with 'black crap' from his viewing deck and then again tonight his hands still had the same crap!!

NO WONDER ESME SAYS HE SMELLS LIKE A PASTY

 

[Basic]

Oh my God, please feed that baby some nutritious food pleeeeeease!!! Stop with the bread and WeetabiX. It's such crap. Give her fresh veggies, fruit, meat, eggs, something that isn't beige.

head is begging for sympathy from his kiddie iFam. Pathetic excuse for a human. Stay off camera and spend the day in bed. Simples.

Sarah's jacket is filthy.

"You must never touch the fire" she says, kid touches the fire. It's a seriously shoddy job that's been done too.

WW2 and cute in the same sentence. No words. The book does look really good though, Isla will love it.

You know what you could do about the piano, Sarah, do some bloody googling and find out how to look after one. It would need tuning. A decent piano would be a great purchase along with lessons for the kids.

 

[Tilly Kister]

Good grief - that angle on Creepy. So flattering, Christine. Absolute mastery of editing & image management right there. Talk about a fanny magnet.

 

[Glennie]

Congratulations @YoYo Edited the title to remove the swears.
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TLDR
- Mila had her spica cast changed without any difficulty, to her parents' devastation. Chris and Sarah wanted to keep the cast but the surgeon said no. The anaesthetist *allegedly* wiped Chris's creepy eyes when he started crying.
- Isla dressed up for Red Nose Day by drawing a red dot on her nose. She could not make it any more obvious that he wants to go back to school. She's probably too frightened to tell her parents though because she knows they'll flip out.
- Chris is still renovating the van. There is a new addition of a roof deck this time, which is super safe with a 3 year old up there... not! The trip is in less than two weeks.
- Sarah has been told she has perfect vision, although it's not perfect because she has a slight prescription in one eye.
- Chris keeps saying he's on a Special K diet but he also seems to keep abandoning it for chocolate cookies.
- Sarah said she's obsessed with minimalism. I doubt she even knows what the word means because her house does not scream minimalism.
- Chris is trying to make the vlogs shorter but says there is too much good footage.
- Chris, Isabelle and Isla have all been unwell this week. Uncharacteristically for Sarah, she told Isla she was getting the camera "out of your face". Tattle continue to think Social Services are keeping a close eye and this could be an attempt to stay in their good books.
- Sarah revealed they have got a sponsorship with Go Outdoors. She took Esme and Isla to one of the stores to buy shoes they could barely afford with what they're currently earning.
- Isabelle is still revising for GCSEs that will never be taken. I have a theory that when if Isabelle doesn't take the exams or gets poor results then social services will force the other kids to go back to school in September. Here's hoping...

2017 vs 2022
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Hi Steve Will you be going on the roadtrip as well? I'm sure the roof deck can double up as a cosy bedroom for you.

OMGEEEEEE what a Hornbag NOT!!!!!