We’ve got a booster fan and fast drafter bet he’d love ‘em too.
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A word of warning if you are thinking of getting a rescue cat.
Nanaar got a rescue cat. The other day she slipped and fell over.
The so called "rescue" cat just sat there and did nothing
Nanaar got a rescue cat. The other day she slipped and fell over.
The so called "rescue" cat just sat there and did nothing
Thanks for that. My mammary appendages will be okay (I hope) once I’ve hurled them up into the machine it should be easy going. I might moo like a cow during the squashing process. I’m too old, tired and fat (victim of good cooking) for all this. I’m sure Lazy can empathise
Creepy was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
He said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
He said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
Wow!! Creepy has really piled on the beef since they bought the old house!! His face has ballooned more than Lazy and those wrinkled penis eyes! 
From this you can almost see how he pulled those he cheated with, this was around that time and he was a lot healther looking (still an ugly mofo) but way better looking then nowWow!! Creepy has really piled on the beef since they bought the old house!! His face has ballooned more than Lazy and those wrinkled penis eyes!
Ahh I'm disappointed, I thought the wheelbarrow might be like an indoor chariot for you to move between rooms or be used as a rustic hostess trolley*Honestly when your best male friend buys you a wheelbarrow you know what little sex appeal you might have once mustered has vaporised. Said wheelbarrow is to make it easier for shifting the logs. Secretly I’m a well disguised Sophia Loren look a like
Lazy will have her eye on one now for her to move between sofas with ease
(* Please confirm after use if it moves both backwards and forwards)
I understand what you mean. He was still ugly, with weird eyebrows, but not repulsive like he is now. It's like that Roald Dahl quote about the ugly personality eventually showing on the outside.
If the wheelbarrow wasn’t bad enough him upstairs has gifted me a water butt. Its all rock and roll in this gaff. Honestly there’s nowt wrong with my bladder. I can confirm I don’t buy tena pads. I feel less feminine than Owld Creeps but have always been one of the lads. Happiest thick in garden produce or animal tit. What a gal.We need some more punny one-liners from @SooooAnyway
Christmas dinner sounds amazing. It sounds like you've got a full-on few days coming up though so I wouldn't judge you if you left the best china in the cupboard and did it 'Mingham style', serving it all up in foil trays....or is that what the wheelbarrow is for?!
Wow why does he not have any sideburns? I can't Really tell if he had them back then but I've never ever known any man to shave his face and his sideburns to within an an inch of his life!! What's happening??!!Wow!! Creepy has really piled on the beef since they bought the old house!! His face has ballooned more than Lazy and those wrinkled penis eyes!
As I write this I've just thought it must be because he sprouts ginger hair of course. What the hell is wrong with him. It's high time he acted his age and not his size 7 shoe size. Scraping his facial hair off because it's ginger. Now that is creepy!!
I would if I drank 24 cans of coke and 10 creme eggsWow!! Creepy has really piled on the beef since they bought the old house!! His face has ballooned more than Lazy and those wrinkled penis eyes!
I can confirm my bestie does not scrimp when treating me. Admittedly I have to close me eyes and hold my hands out Ingham style. This wheelbarrow goes forwards and backwards. It also goes sideways and is auditioning for the new series of Strictly. I’m working on her tutu.Ahh I'm disappointed, I thought the wheelbarrow might be like an indoor chariot for you to move between rooms or be used as a rustic hostess trolley*
Lazy will have her eye on one now for her to move between sofas with ease
(* Please confirm after use if it moves both backwards and forwards)
Oof..that was close..I was sweating like Creepy at Australian Border Control at 990 posts!
We ready for the POW surprise camper van holiday?
Wheatabic how is this the first time i have heard her say it
how is this the first time i have heard her say it
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