The Ingham Family #206 Sarah Ingham is a runt with a massive gunt

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I know Isla has slept in Isabelle and Esmes room quite a lot, can't keep up,but has it been every night? And I know we've seen her in Jaces cot at story time, but surely they're not letting her sleep there too! šŸ˜²šŸ˜²
The longer it goes on,the worse it's gonna get! šŸ˜®šŸ˜®
 
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What a load of bollocks!! Our Christmas is no moreā€¦.Covid has visited - whatā€™s worse we are triple jabbed and have played the game not like these fuckwits 2nd year of not being with grandchildren
You have my deepest sympathy. I hope your symptoms arenā€™t too awful and that you recover quickly. The side effects we had from the Modena booster had us flayed for two weeksā€¦, Get well soon and hopefully the situation will improve for us all in the new year.
 
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Watch Chris lie and say he had too much to drink with his friends last night that he dropped the memory card in his dark fruits can.
TypicalšŸ™„they bigged up the day out so much theyā€™re embarrassed to admit it didnā€™t happen.
Theyā€™re so tit at everything
 
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If they did go to a theme park, it will probably be a toddler one not suitable for Isabelle and not really for Esme and Isla. Isla will be going on all the diddy rides with Jace with Lazy insisting Isla is only just 120cm.
 
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Random thought occurred to me today - did Esmeā€™s saw toes issue coincide with the car not being used?? I suddenly wondered if they were rear-ended, or if one of them reversed into something, whilst Esme was squashed in the boot seat and thatā€™s how she hurt her feet!? I doubt they would mention the car being damaged because everyone realised that something had happened to Esmeā€™s feet and that would prove how dangerous that back seat is. Trying to ā€œfix a faulty ignitionā€ by himself, for weeks on end, would buy time to wait for panel-beaters to fit them in when Iā€™m sure most will be closed and/or fully booked until next year.

I could have this completely wrong of courseā€¦
Oh my holy nutcrackers - thatā€™s ā€œSOREā€ toesā€¦ just irritated myself so much and I canā€™t go back and edit itšŸ˜©
 
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The party is definitely real and Iā€™ve figured out whoā€™s coming.
Itā€™s all so simple. Think about it.
Who did Creepy have a direct line to during the height of the pandemic?
Who absolutely loves a party?
Boris Johnson!!! Heā€™s probably walking through the front door/guest entrance of Pylon Palace as we speak.
Heā€™ll be well impressed when he sees that staircase, I bet!
'front door/guest entrance' - that's absolutely hilarious JustHereForTheAgriculture šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘.

Let's hope that they've got lots of cheese and wine in and that Jace hasn't eaten all the cheese.
 
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'front door/guest entrance' - that's absolutely hilarious JustHereForTheAgriculture šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘.

Let's hope that they've got lots of cheese and wine in and that Jace hasn't eaten all the cheese.
Iā€™ve already said the pickled onions were hogged days agoā€¦., Izzy can whip up some advent coffee
 
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Vlogging for us? You're having a giraffe. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ The only reason they vlog is because exploiting their children is easier than doing a honest days work. Just look at how much effort Sarah puts into Tat and me. šŸ™„If they had to rely on actual work as opposed to making money by selling their childrens privacy, they'd be absolutely screwed.
 
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The party is definitely real and Iā€™ve figured out whoā€™s coming.
Itā€™s all so simple. Think about it.
Who did Creepy have a direct line to during the height of the pandemic?
Who absolutely loves a party?
Boris Johnson!!! Heā€™s probably walking through the front door/guest entrance of Pylon Palace as we speak.
Heā€™ll be well impressed when he sees that staircase, I bet!
He wasnā€™t impressed that he had to fight ā€˜Trina for the jar of pickled onions!

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A really rubbish edit, I am so bad at this.
Lazy: Please stop pouting. It's a tit look on anyone, regardless of age.
Gangsta Delong: You look worse that David Gest with a filter. Just stop.
 
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They probably canā€™t afford a TV license
Is it too early to nominate the above for a thread title?
Set for life but canā€™t afford a tv license šŸ˜¬

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A really rubbish edit, I am so bad at this.
Lazy: Please stop pouting. It's a tit look on anyone, regardless of age.
Gangsta Delong: You look worse that David Gest with a filter. Just stop.
He looks like a raw chicken breast with the filter on.
 
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You have my deepest sympathy. I hope your symptoms arenā€™t too awful and that you recover quickly. The side effects we had from the Modena booster had us flayed for two weeksā€¦, Get well soon and hopefully the situation will improve for us all in the new year.
Ah thanks! And to all for the love!! It is what it is and we will get on with it and do the best we can but I tell you this if my daughter says the ā€˜Fā€™ word once more today she will be heading towards the naughty stepā€¦ā€¦ even if she is 36 - see Minghams I have a real naughty step and am not afraid to use it- why donā€™t you try it - and at the same time learn the word NO!! Because with the headache I have all the screeching and yelling they do will make me loose my temper and said 36 year old daughter might also get a wallop ( please donā€™t tell social services ) I really am loosing my mind!!!
 
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He wasnā€™t impressed that he had to fight ā€˜Trina for the jar of pickled onions!

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Boris looks like he's doing some kind of 'Meet & Greet' in a casino lobby!

I'm loving the ethereal, other-worldly glow around him, like he's just about to float off up the stairway to heaven, like Patrick Swayze's character in the final scene of "Ghost" šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
 
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Keep seeing comments about Islas teeth. Genuinely asking, whatā€™s wrong with them? Am I missing something?
She and Jace have a very large overbite. The parents donā€™t take them the dentists. Think thatā€™s what people mean?
 
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Gangsta Delong: You look worse that David Gest with a filter. Just stop.
Speak for yourself!!!

I am praying for the return of Creepy Ken doll in full force. Hands down, without doubt their best content EVER!

Please Santa, make it happen. šŸ™
 
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