Time for my favourite type of video because there's always a good chance of getting a good bitchy rant. Let's do this...
WE'RE BROKE..?! Q&A | ANSWERING ALL YOUR QUESTIONS!
It's the day before vlogmas when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except Lazy and Creepy who are doing the Q&A they should've done two months ago. Creepy says they filmed in in Southern Spain but he didn't like the way he looked so deleted it. Isabelle has been filming a video today and ran the battery down.
As I skimmed through to collect screenshots, I noticed that Creepy kept taking a sip from his glass of water. Dry mouth from the nerves? Know Tattle won't believe any of your BS?
Q - How is breastfeeding going with Mila?
A - Amazing. She's Lazy's easiest baby to feed the latch was perfect from day 1. She's gaining weight well.
Q - How does Mila sleep at night?
A - Not so good. She's Lazy's hardest baby with sleeping, period. She'll have a nap and then be up ready to go. Creepy says she's really nosy and wakes up every coupe of hours for a minute ad then she's back asleep. They co-sleep with Mila so Lazy wakes up, feels her and then she's back asleep. Lazy waits until Mila is finished to go back to sleep. Jace has always been an amazing sleeper since he moved into his own room. He has a story, you turn the light off and close the door and he sleeps for a solid 12/13 hours. Lazy and Creepy have to wake him up every morning.
Q - Where is Prinny?
A - She'll be home tomorrow. She's fluffy and due her Christmas grooming. She gets groomed before Christmas but they always bald her. They've facetimed her.
Q - Would you ever get another pet and will Isabelle get a cat?
A - No because they travel a lot and don't feel like it's fair. Creepy wants a chihuahua. Lazy was looking at soothers on Amazon because Mila won't take a dummy. There was one with a review that showed the soother in the chihuahua's mouth. Jace hasn't had the dummy since the van. Lazy and Creepy had an argument because he wanted to give it back to Jace, eve though Jace accepted he was too old and was biting the dummy. He goes to bed without it and never asks for it. Creepy is sad that he's no longer a baby.
Q - How is Jace's travel sickness?
A - He was sick on the way to the fuel stop on the first day. Since then he hasn't been sick once. They took a few paper sick bags from the room on the ferry but didn't need them. Lazy feels like setting off really early is a trigger for him and he's now used to being in the car.
Q - Will Jace and Mila be home-schooled?
A - They don't now because home-schooling works for them. Lots of people says Jace needs to socialise with people his age and Lazy agrees, but he doesn't need to go to nursery to do that. There are lots of soft plays and play groups near them. They have a neighbour with a child Jace's age so they don't know. It depends what they think at the time.
Q - Will the girls go to playgroups or social groups?
A - Lazy had a leaflet sent to the house about all the groups and clubs in the area. Lazy and Isla were looking at the clubs in the area and Isla has taken a liking to Rainbows so would like to go there. Esme hated Rainbows because they only got handed a colour sheet every week. Esme and Isabelle are adamant they don't want to do any groups.
Lazy clearly hasn't done any research because Isla is too old for Rainbows (5-7) so she'll be in Brownies until she turn 10.
Q - Will the girls go back to public school?
A - Definitely not at the moment because they don't want to. They were given the option when the moved house and Lazy tried to convince them to go back but they refused. She has seen an improvement in their earning and interest in learning since they started home-schooling. Lazy had a meltdown when she had Mila, told the girls they were going back to school, and Esme and Isabelle cried. Creepy was too busy working on the van to teach the girls. Lazy and Creepy got tutors and everything was fine. They're back into a routine.
So what was Isla's reaction to being told she was going back to school? Once again her feelings and opinions are not relevant.
The fact Creepy was more interested in his precious van than the girls' education speaks for itself.
Q - Was the van build and trip expensive?
A - Yes to both. Creepy got the van from a friend for a good deal but still five figures. The van is in mint condition. Creepy got angle iron trim to finish the wet room off with, but most electric stuff was stolen from the caravan build. In total the build and purchase of the van cost £20k. The trip was expensive. Spain isn't expensive but France is a different story. Lazy says Creepy was nearly crying on the way home over 30€ tolls. The morning they got the ferry they woke up in Switzerland or France and from there they spent 110€ on two toll booths. Creepy is going on and on and on and on and on and on and on, moaning about money. He is waiting from Switzerland. Food is more expensive in France than in Italy but it was very expensive in Switzerland. Lazy says they'll plan Switzerland better next time.
Q - How did they find the cooking in the van?
A - Lazy found it stressful because the space and pans are small. They only have 2 hobs and they couldn't sit down together for a meal so they ate outside a few times. Fuel was so expensive and Creepy doesn't want to look at the ban statements, but the van is amazing on fuel economy.
Q - Van life or caravan life? Will they be selling the caravan?
A - Creepy asked if they should sell the caravan on the way home because they'd get a descent amount back as they only bought it last year. You need the van for exploring holidays and you can stealth in it. Creepy likes the idea of driving back to Portugal in the caravan and having a base to explore. Portugal is one of his favourite memories. The caravan is 5* massive compared to the van. No they're not selling the caravan. Creepy desperately, desperately, desperately wats to go and spend time in the van exploring the NC500 in detail. They would like to drive to Greece in the van. Creepy would like to take Jane and Hi Steve to Spain in their caravans for a couple of weeks in the sun.
Lazy didn't want to buy the van due to the cost and because they are a big family but Creepy proved her wrong. The new house is a big expense and cost a lot (at least £15k+). Creepy noticed they were free between September and December so decided to take everyone on a trip across Europe. Isabelle is doing her GCSEs next year so she'll want to revise for them and they won't be as free next year. She might then want to go off on her own (she won't because Creepy knows her). Creepy's reasoning was Lazy shouldn't buy £7.99 plants for the kitchen but the £20k van was fine to buy. Creepy says those £7.99s add up to thousands of 99s. Lazy doesn't like designer.
Q - Have they noticed a difference in Jace's eyes?
A - Lazy hasn't noticed a difference because she doesn't often see him without his glasses off. When he's in the bathe they're off and the eye goes in straight away. Creepy doesn't notice it when Jace has his glasses off for a couple of minutes. It's not going to correct itself anytime soon and he may need surgery sooner rather than later.
Q - Do they get sick of being judged daily for the way you parent and people saying you leave a child out?
A - Creepy says yes because it's stupid but he laughs at it. He says everyone says they leave Isla out. Lazy think it's hilarious because if they just filmed Isla for a week, people would moan about how Esme is left out. Lazy doesn't look at hate because she doesn't want to read negativity. She tells people not to send stuff to her. The opinions don't change the way she does anything. The opinions are based on 20 minutes of the day - if people lived with them 24/7 and had that opinion then maybe Creepy would listen to them. Creepy is terrified of not explaining something because they'll get jumped on in the comments. If you watch the Inghams because you enjoy them you'll always enjoy them but if you watch them because you scrutinise them you'll always scrutinise them. Creepy say those people need a hobby and should get a van.
Hi Creepy and Lazy, we know you read here.
Q - Baby number 6?
A - Creepy wants another one but Lazy is adamant it's not happening. He says he'll keep playing and playing. He says he has bad pain in his back
Does Lazy not realise she can just go and get a contraceptive implant without Creepy's knowledge if she really doesn't want another baby? He doesn't own her body.
Q - When will they show other parts of the house?
A - There are two cool rooms but one isn't finished, one isn't even started.
Undeclared ad for Baby and Me.
Q - How old is Mila?
A - 4.5 months but dinky and only just going into 0-3 months. She's petite but chubby. She still fits in all her newborn clothes.
0-3 months my arse. She's about as 'dinky' as her mother.
Q - How was birth recovery after Mila?
A - Easy and Lazy was fine after 2-3 days. They took her to the garden centre at 5 days old.
Q - Do they regret their tattoos?
A - Creepy is desperate for more. Lazy hates hers because they're not her. She hates the three stars on her wrist that she and Creepy got after a week of being together, along with the names on their backs.
Q - Will Creepy become a pilot if they leave Youtube?
A - No because they don't need to money wise so he doesn't think he'll put himself through the process because its a massive investment. As much as he wanted to be a pilot, he doesn't have the burn in him anymore. He wants to do it as a hobby. If their businesses and Youtube failed (which there is no reason for their businesses to fail) he might use some of the money to become a pilot. People don't get Youtube if they're not in it. It's a good way to invest money in something that will keep them going long term. Youtube is a popularity thing and they got subscribers from present opening. You invest money in places that will keep you going for a long time. They're not talking about Baby and Me; they invested their money and they're good now. No one knows where they invest their money. They'll be fine no matter what happens. Lazy tells Creepy that people don't need to know. If they stopped vlogging today they'd be fine with all the vlog they have on their channel. Views are different month to month because they go travelling. Only morons chat rubbish and no one cares about morons, who don't understand anything about it anyway. It fires Creepy p seeing idiots online.
Lazy saw a comment on Youtube about how they were struggling to fil up the van so should've turned around and gone home. It's spiteful. Why would they buy the home they have and the van if they couldn't afford it. Creepy watched a vlog by the Ace Fam, who they're friends with, yesterday and it's the same.
Didn't they get the mortgage through some dodgy company when most people get theirs through a bank? I guess most of the banks rejected them because they have no money. He was crying about paying the mortgage on their old house so I can't imagine the struggle with this one.
So do they invest their money in shares in Aldi, Lidl, B&M, Primark, Home Bargains and Flying Tiger?
Q - Do the girls feel like they don't get enough attention?
A - Lazy and Creepy ask Isabelle, who jokes that she's leaving home. They're home with the girls 24/7 and they're lucky Lazy and Creepy are with them.
Come back tomorrow to see the vlogmas intro, which they've worked long and hard on. It's the best one yet. Lazy screeches "turkey" and Creepy says that if she does that again he'll tickle her until she cant breathe. Lazy says he'll look like a cute turkey. She takes the mick out of his turkey chin and Jace says "me and my monkey".
End of vlog
Creepy "£20k in total"
Lazy:
Tell us again that you have a lot of money.
The only morons here are these foooooooooos
I thought that button was coming off
