I don’t know what’s worse, his dancing or her fecking cackling at everything
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I still cant get over them having their last name spelt out on their tree 
Money can't buy classI still cant get over them having their last name spelt out on their tree
Not sure if this ridiculous excuse has been posted yet but this was in relation to someone saying ‘I thought you were going to Disney, was getting those vibes’ definitely not because they absolutely cannot afford it or anything 
I must say I do love how creative Esme is
She didn't bother worrying about Mila being cold when they were up a bloody mountain in Switzerland.Not sure if this ridiculous excuse has been posted yet but this was in relation to someone saying ‘I thought you were going to Disney, was getting those vibes’ definitely not because they absolutely cannot afford it or anything
Me thinks the lazy doth protest too much. Not vaccinated - no Disney.
Exactly. It's all a load of lies. Do the Ifam really fall for this bullshit?
Well, I’ve just cum.
Who would have thought you need to plan and book places in advance!! She says it there at the end where it’s been cut off …. cringe at how much money they had spent! On what exactly! In 9 weeks the only tourist things they did was One gondola ride for 5, one ride on a pedalo, Portaventura for 2 days and the James Bond World Tour that they couldn’t be arsed doing once they got to the top.Not sure if this ridiculous excuse has been posted yet but this was in relation to someone saying ‘I thought you were going to Disney, was getting those vibes’ definitely not because they absolutely cannot afford it or anything
Who leaves a four month old baby on its own in a room far away from you - not napping - but plonked in front of a tv with the unpredictable toddler wandering around 
oh whilst ‘prepping’ boxes that for a minute looked healthy but then the sweets were added
oh whilst ‘prepping’ boxes that for a minute looked healthy but then the sweets were added
She was at the cinema!!! I’m surprised Jace was able to identify what a blueberry was. Gave up on tonight’s vlog with Sarah jabbering and laughing when sat next to Isabelle. Isabelle looks so sad tonight still, I’m not sure she wants to be filmed anymore.’Who leaves a four month old baby on its own in a room far away from you - not napping - but plonked in front of a tv with the unpredictable toddler wandering around
oh whilst ‘prepping’ boxes that for a minute looked healthy but then the sweets were added
I see big Sarah38 and Isabelle are rocking the sister wife look again. Isabelle really needs to make some friends and spend some time with them.
I thought the same about that too!Who leaves a four month old baby on its own in a room far away from you - not napping - but plonked in front of a tv with the unpredictable toddler wandering around
oh whilst ‘prepping’ boxes that for a minute looked healthy but then the sweets were added
Why couldn't she have had Mila watching the telly in the kitchen area!
I like how she waffles on about reasons not to go to Disney, then as an afterthought it's like " oh yes I also have blankets to do don't I?"
If only Isabelle and Jace could have made up their mind about Disney then she could have put off doing some work for longer. Because everyone decides on which country to visit next based on what the 2 year old says, don't they?
If only Isabelle and Jace could have made up their mind about Disney then she could have put off doing some work for longer. Because everyone decides on which country to visit next based on what the 2 year old says, don't they?
I reckon his inside leg is like a 26inch, he really is a little garden gnome!
The ice palace, all 695k of it is tit, even the bleeping carpet is coming up and bumpy!
I also love the fact they have ingham on their Xmas tree, normal people use those decs as initials not these narcissistic whine bags.
Also why the duck can’t they afford blinds or curtains? All these pervy, weird stalkers and they’ve got the house lit up like a carnival exhibit.
The ice palace, all 695k
of it is tit, even the bleeping carpet is coming up and bumpy!I also love the fact they have ingham on their Xmas tree, normal people use those decs as initials not these narcissistic whine bags.
Also why the duck can’t they afford blinds or curtains? All these pervy, weird stalkers and they’ve got the house lit up like a carnival exhibit.
The Davy Crockett ranch is closed for the winter and it would probably be well out of their price range to stay at one of the other hotels as they would need two rooms or a suite to fit them all in. Even the Davy Crockett ranch is max 6 so they will struggle to fit them all in there eventually, assuming poor Izzy doesn’t manage to break free and get her own life away from her parents.Not sure if this ridiculous excuse has been posted yet but this was in relation to someone saying ‘I thought you were going to Disney, was getting those vibes’ definitely not because they absolutely cannot afford it or anything
My son had fixed braces just shy of his 11 birthday and he had some deciduous teeth still in place. My daughter needs to wait until she is 12 and her jaw has grown. It really depends on the patient.
ACCIDENTALLY TELLING ISABELLE ONE OF HER CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
Lazy has her baby voice on. Mila is watching baby sensory so she asks if she's at the cinema and being good. Time for some food prep. Lazy cuts some cucumber (and sends one piece flying onto the floor)and tomatoes. The finished snack boxes contain grapes, tomato, cucumber, blueberries, raspberries, babybel and some smarties. She puts the boxes in the fridge and does some laundry
Lazy head back into the living room because Mila is being fussy. Lay says her name a few times and says hello. She needs to get Jace dressed. She wanted to get the Christmas decorations out of the garage but she needs to sort a few things in the house out. Jace keeps asking for smarties. She needs to order curtains for the living room because she isn't having winter without them so needs to order some from next. She has been sorting Mila's clothes out this morning because she's grown since they left, although she is of course wearing newborn. She'll still be wearing newborn when she's 42. Undeclared advertisement of the gifted bib. Lazy gives Mila floor time and Isla plays with her LOLs.
Jace has lot his toy fish but Lazy tells him they can find it after they've brushed his teeth and hair and put clothes on. Esme calls Lazy into the playroom. She's been looking for her LOLs. Creepy throws the toys into one toybox at the end of the day because the girls don't put their toys away. Jace is trying to hide behind the sofa. He doesn't want to get dressed because it's too bright in his room. Lazy puts Mila down on his sloth toy. He chooses a dinosaur outfit to wear. Time to go and eat his snack. Lazy puts his snack box in front of him.
Esme is in her room, which is messy because Jace has been playing in there. She hasn't made her bed. She tells us she still loves playing with her LOL dolls and that there is nothing wrong with an almost 13 year old playing with them. She doesn't know where her series 1 LOLs are so she's customising the ones she has. Someone has changed the bandage on her finger, although it doesn't look as secure as the one the doctor put on there.
Creepy has a secret to tell us. He was secretly dreading coming home and could live in his an full time. He forgot what the house and luxury bedding felt like. He had an amazing bath last night and a shower this morning without having to worry about how much water he was using. He overindulged but it felt great. He's been reunited with the second... third love of his life, the Bissell. he pretends to dry as he tells the hoover that Lazy said he couldn't take it on the trip. I would've taken it and chucked it of the Schilthorn mountain. Comment down below who the second love of his life might be. Well the first is probably Isabelle, then Prinny, the Bissell, the DPD van and then Lazy.
Lazy heads to the fridge and asks Creepy what is for tea. Creepy says that before tea they need to get a babybel and eat it with a fridge raider. Lazy says they're for kids but he says they're too expensive for that. She screeches at him to give over. Creepy wants to get a KFC bucket of fridge raiders and eat them all. Jace bade Lazy laugh because he got his babybel and said "that gusting". She told him he loves babybel so he took a bite and liked it. Lazy counts that there are six bits in a bag. Creepy says it used to be triple ad starts tutting. Fridge raiders have got smaller and his moobs have got bigger. Inflation, tut tut. Mila has got "well buzzing" about food. Lazy bites off some of the cheese and follows it with the fridge raider. He wants "some of that" and tells Lazy to but a raider in his mouth. H takes a bite of the cheese, Lazy says he's gross and then he goes looking for the ketchup. We get multiple looks in his mouth as he talks with it open, I think a chunk of food even flies out at one point.
Lazy ordered some compartment boxes for the girls when they were away because she's restarted the snack boxes. Lazy snaps and tells Creepy not to give Mila food because he keeps winding her up. Mila looks at the food all the way to his mouth. Christine comes out and asks Mila if she's ready for baby led weaning but Lazy says no as she's not sitting up on her own. Creepy says she is but foghorn snaps that she isn't fully. He heads back to the fridge and opens it. the snack boxes go in the fridge for the girls to snack on during the day so they're not snacking on crisps and biscuitsbecause they're for Lazy. The boxes Lazy got were too small so Esme will get them for her bracelets. She also got some lights and is working out where to put them. Creepy says no to everywhere in the kitchen. They're doing a TikTok viral thing for the entrance to the kitchen using chicken wire and baubles. Lazy wanted to do a Media Wall in the kitchen sofa area before Christmas. Creepy promised they'd do it but isn't sticking to his promises. they need artwork and a giant Christmas tree in the corner. Tomorrow they're going to get some quotes for it. Lazy says the sofas in the kitchen are three seaters.
Unfortunately Lazy doesn't think she'll get a tree into the hallway but has something to put in there to surprise Creepy with. The living room is a mess but they're hoping to get the log burner fire thing professionally installed. She forgot to order curtains today. Lazy wants to move the window sofa into a corner position with a big Christmas tree in the corner. Another Christmas tree will go where the pink sofa is in the upstairs hallway. The girls will all have a tree in their rooms as will Jace and Lazy and Creepy. One may also go on the balcony. The production begins tomorrow. Lazy breaks the news to Creepy that tomorrow is like Christmas Eve but he grumpily tells her it's not. He might get one tree out tomorrow. Lazy says they haven't got baubles, lights or anything for them all though. Mila is trying to fall asleep so Creepy takes her for a walk around the house.
Dinner tonight is mango and coconut chicken. Some of the chicken looks grey underneath. Lazy has no tin foil but it is what it is. The chicken will be eaten in a wrap with rice. Mila is finally asleep on Lazy. The chicken is put in the oven and then she goes to film Creepy, who is 'asleep' with Mila in his arms. Cut the crap, we know he's a tit dad. Plus he isn't snoring and I bet he snores like an old steam train. Lazy cooks the rice.
Jace and Mila are laying on one of Lay's Tat and Me play mats under the pay gym thing Jace got when he was a baby. He's too big for it now so keeps kicking the corner of it so Lazy keep telling him not to do it in case he knocks Mila's head. He still likes playing with it. Isabelle enjoyed dinner and says it tasted like mango. Yeah right, pull the other one.
Creepy has somewhere better to be than on the sofa with Lazy. Isabelle knows what it is. Its time for him to be reunited with his baby. Oh, I hope the Ibis isn't full. he turns on the Bissell and says it sounds like how he remembers.
Back on the sofa Isabelle is asking for a clue to one of her Christmas presents. Lazy gives her a clue by launching Mila's doll across the room. Isabelle guesses it's a dartboard, which Lay finds hilarious. Comment down below if you'd get that. Creepy tells Isabelle she's getting a throw for Christmas. A throw from Primark? They should be ashamed of themselves. Lazy; Isabelle is trying to tells you she's cold at night. Lazy starts screeching at Creepy for telling Isabelle her Christmas present. Isla comes in the room but is ignored. Lazy tells Isabelle she's would pretend to use a phone if she was getting her an iphone because that would be telling her what it is. Isla says the girls are having a sleepover. Creepy wants to know which room they're having the sleepover in and Isabelle says it's because he want to go and hoover up there first. He just told Lazy the Bissell is going in the bin.
Time for a session of 'laughing about things that never happened'. Isabelle remembers a time she filmed when Creepy fell down the stairs. Lazy cackles at her impression of him being more concerned about the Bissell. Creepy wants a new Bissell. He fell down the stairs with his arm stretched in order to save the Bissell. The girls came out of their rooms with their phones to take pictures. Creepy told the girls they better not be filming him so Isabelle told him she wasn't, she was taking pictures. The girls have so many photos on their phones. Isabelle has the best album of Creepy because every time she asks for a family photo he has a sulk and pulls faces. Isabelle also takes photos when they least expect it. They were running late for the ferry, they got to the petrol station, Creepy was running in and out of the garage nearly crying and Isabelle got a photo of him filling up the van with sweat dripping down his face after he'd not shaved and had no sleep. Lazy says they can never share those photos. Do it or it never happened. During Isabelle's 10th birthday in the tent the girls woke up in the morning they got photos of him asleep and snoring. Come back tomorrow for an exciting day of Christmas treeing up the house.
Lazy has ordered the curtains and put a curtain rail in her Amazon basket so she could get free delivery. They might have Christmas dinner tomorrow. Isabelle has been craving gravy for so long and La has been craving roast potatoes and parsnips. The vlog ends with a weird clip (filmed by Isabelle) of Lazy cackling away whilst Creepy is doing something to her. I'm not sure what he's doing - he may be tickling her or he may be trying to get in her pants so they can make little Money-Maker 6. If Lazy gives birth next August then we know when it was made (25th November 2021 on the living room sofa).
End of vlog
Looks like they've been out and breaking covid rules to fill up the fridge. Naughty, naughty.
Why did he insist on showing us the contents of his mouth today? He eats like an animal.
Time to do some fake sleeping to create that loving Daddy image. You fool nobody you bloated beluga.
Love'sold young dream
Lazy has her baby voice on. Mila is watching baby sensory so she asks if she's at the cinema and being good. Time for some food prep. Lazy cuts some cucumber (and sends one piece flying onto the floor)and tomatoes. The finished snack boxes contain grapes, tomato, cucumber, blueberries, raspberries, babybel and some smarties. She puts the boxes in the fridge and does some laundry
Lazy head back into the living room because Mila is being fussy. Lay says her name a few times and says hello. She needs to get Jace dressed. She wanted to get the Christmas decorations out of the garage but she needs to sort a few things in the house out. Jace keeps asking for smarties. She needs to order curtains for the living room because she isn't having winter without them so needs to order some from next. She has been sorting Mila's clothes out this morning because she's grown since they left, although she is of course wearing newborn. She'll still be wearing newborn when she's 42. Undeclared advertisement of the gifted bib. Lazy gives Mila floor time and Isla plays with her LOLs.
Jace has lot his toy fish but Lazy tells him they can find it after they've brushed his teeth and hair and put clothes on. Esme calls Lazy into the playroom. She's been looking for her LOLs. Creepy throws the toys into one toybox at the end of the day because the girls don't put their toys away. Jace is trying to hide behind the sofa. He doesn't want to get dressed because it's too bright in his room. Lazy puts Mila down on his sloth toy. He chooses a dinosaur outfit to wear. Time to go and eat his snack. Lazy puts his snack box in front of him.
Esme is in her room, which is messy because Jace has been playing in there. She hasn't made her bed. She tells us she still loves playing with her LOL dolls and that there is nothing wrong with an almost 13 year old playing with them. She doesn't know where her series 1 LOLs are so she's customising the ones she has. Someone has changed the bandage on her finger, although it doesn't look as secure as the one the doctor put on there.
Creepy has a secret to tell us. He was secretly dreading coming home and could live in his an full time. He forgot what the house and luxury bedding felt like. He had an amazing bath last night and a shower this morning without having to worry about how much water he was using. He overindulged but it felt great. He's been reunited with the second... third love of his life, the Bissell. he pretends to dry as he tells the hoover that Lazy said he couldn't take it on the trip. I would've taken it and chucked it of the Schilthorn mountain. Comment down below who the second love of his life might be. Well the first is probably Isabelle, then Prinny, the Bissell, the DPD van and then Lazy.
Lazy heads to the fridge and asks Creepy what is for tea. Creepy says that before tea they need to get a babybel and eat it with a fridge raider. Lazy says they're for kids but he says they're too expensive for that. She screeches at him to give over. Creepy wants to get a KFC bucket of fridge raiders and eat them all. Jace bade Lazy laugh because he got his babybel and said "that gusting". She told him he loves babybel so he took a bite and liked it. Lazy counts that there are six bits in a bag. Creepy says it used to be triple ad starts tutting. Fridge raiders have got smaller and his moobs have got bigger. Inflation, tut tut. Mila has got "well buzzing" about food. Lazy bites off some of the cheese and follows it with the fridge raider. He wants "some of that" and tells Lazy to but a raider in his mouth. H takes a bite of the cheese, Lazy says he's gross and then he goes looking for the ketchup. We get multiple looks in his mouth as he talks with it open, I think a chunk of food even flies out at one point.
Lazy ordered some compartment boxes for the girls when they were away because she's restarted the snack boxes. Lazy snaps and tells Creepy not to give Mila food because he keeps winding her up. Mila looks at the food all the way to his mouth. Christine comes out and asks Mila if she's ready for baby led weaning but Lazy says no as she's not sitting up on her own. Creepy says she is but foghorn snaps that she isn't fully. He heads back to the fridge and opens it. the snack boxes go in the fridge for the girls to snack on during the day so they're not snacking on crisps and biscuits
Unfortunately Lazy doesn't think she'll get a tree into the hallway but has something to put in there to surprise Creepy with. The living room is a mess but they're hoping to get the log burner fire thing professionally installed. She forgot to order curtains today. Lazy wants to move the window sofa into a corner position with a big Christmas tree in the corner. Another Christmas tree will go where the pink sofa is in the upstairs hallway. The girls will all have a tree in their rooms as will Jace and Lazy and Creepy. One may also go on the balcony. The production begins tomorrow. Lazy breaks the news to Creepy that tomorrow is like Christmas Eve but he grumpily tells her it's not. He might get one tree out tomorrow. Lazy says they haven't got baubles, lights or anything for them all though. Mila is trying to fall asleep so Creepy takes her for a walk around the house.
Dinner tonight is mango and coconut chicken. Some of the chicken looks grey underneath. Lazy has no tin foil but it is what it is. The chicken will be eaten in a wrap with rice. Mila is finally asleep on Lazy. The chicken is put in the oven and then she goes to film Creepy, who is 'asleep' with Mila in his arms. Cut the crap, we know he's a tit dad. Plus he isn't snoring and I bet he snores like an old steam train. Lazy cooks the rice.
Jace and Mila are laying on one of Lay's Tat and Me play mats under the pay gym thing Jace got when he was a baby. He's too big for it now so keeps kicking the corner of it so Lazy keep telling him not to do it in case he knocks Mila's head. He still likes playing with it. Isabelle enjoyed dinner and says it tasted like mango. Yeah right, pull the other one.
Creepy has somewhere better to be than on the sofa with Lazy. Isabelle knows what it is. Its time for him to be reunited with his baby. Oh, I hope the Ibis isn't full. he turns on the Bissell and says it sounds like how he remembers.
Back on the sofa Isabelle is asking for a clue to one of her Christmas presents. Lazy gives her a clue by launching Mila's doll across the room. Isabelle guesses it's a dartboard, which Lay finds hilarious. Comment down below if you'd get that. Creepy tells Isabelle she's getting a throw for Christmas. A throw from Primark? They should be ashamed of themselves. Lazy; Isabelle is trying to tells you she's cold at night. Lazy starts screeching at Creepy for telling Isabelle her Christmas present. Isla comes in the room but is ignored. Lazy tells Isabelle she's would pretend to use a phone if she was getting her an iphone because that would be telling her what it is. Isla says the girls are having a sleepover. Creepy wants to know which room they're having the sleepover in and Isabelle says it's because he want to go and hoover up there first. He just told Lazy the Bissell is going in the bin.
Time for a session of 'laughing about things that never happened'. Isabelle remembers a time she filmed when Creepy fell down the stairs. Lazy cackles at her impression of him being more concerned about the Bissell. Creepy wants a new Bissell. He fell down the stairs with his arm stretched in order to save the Bissell. The girls came out of their rooms with their phones to take pictures. Creepy told the girls they better not be filming him so Isabelle told him she wasn't, she was taking pictures. The girls have so many photos on their phones. Isabelle has the best album of Creepy because every time she asks for a family photo he has a sulk and pulls faces. Isabelle also takes photos when they least expect it. They were running late for the ferry, they got to the petrol station, Creepy was running in and out of the garage nearly crying and Isabelle got a photo of him filling up the van with sweat dripping down his face after he'd not shaved and had no sleep. Lazy says they can never share those photos. Do it or it never happened. During Isabelle's 10th birthday in the tent the girls woke up in the morning they got photos of him asleep and snoring. Come back tomorrow for an exciting day of Christmas treeing up the house.
Lazy has ordered the curtains and put a curtain rail in her Amazon basket so she could get free delivery. They might have Christmas dinner tomorrow. Isabelle has been craving gravy for so long and La has been craving roast potatoes and parsnips. The vlog ends with a weird clip (filmed by Isabelle) of Lazy cackling away whilst Creepy is doing something to her. I'm not sure what he's doing - he may be tickling her or he may be trying to get in her pants so they can make little Money-Maker 6. If Lazy gives birth next August then we know when it was made (25th November 2021 on the living room sofa).
End of vlog
Looks like they've been out and breaking covid rules to fill up the fridge. Naughty, naughty.
Why did he insist on showing us the contents of his mouth today? He eats like an animal.
Time to do some fake sleeping to create that loving Daddy image. You fool nobody you bloated beluga.
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