Aww come on Raw! Think of the recycling possibilities for the plastic tub they were in. I bet old creeps is already eyeing it up for the En suite wet room. A bit of superglue and it should just wedge in beside the toilet on the shower floor! It’ll make a perfect family size hot tub for the borrowers!You certainly DO NOT need another big tub of sweets!!!
One in each kids' room, a big bugger in the entrance, one in the kitchen/living area, one in the other living room, and one in the play room. As well as some sort of garland up the staircase.Guaranteed that there will be a pile of stationary completely unsuitable for Isabelle instead of one or two decent journals and pens. A lot of Shittle stuff and big Lazy saying she loves that Esme still plays with dolls (yeah right). Mila will get a ton of outfits in sizes that will fit her for about a week. Lazy will be out of that house shopping for shit as soon as they return, and singlehandedly take it upon herself to help her nearest B&M meet their Christmas targets. How many Christmas trees do we think she'll get?
Only one in the entrance?One in each kids' room, a big bugger in the entrance, one in the kitchen/living area, one in the other living room, and one in the play room. As well as some sort of garland up the staircase.
Then after Christmas, because they are lazy, wasteful creatures, the whole lot will be binned because they can't be bothered to pack it all away properly.
What a vision of masculine loveliness Creepy isWeirdly, yes they do. You'd think it would just say gendarme or a French name used for the specific force in question.
I can just imagine them looking at the greasy haired kids and rolling their eyes at the 'Rosbif' in their midst.
Did they show them entering the Van of Shite or was it them just checking paperwork?
Seriously, mate - go and get a proper bra fitting or they will be down to your cankles before you hit another country on the trip of dreams.
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Yes, they need to leave space to display the mountains of shite they'll buy as gifts. I'm picturing a cascade of presents down the stairs, with open-mouthed children dotted between it all.Only one in the entrance?
I'm imagining a tree on each step, plus two massive ones either side of the bottom step.
Lazy will wet her crusty knickers to see they really are ‘famous’. She’ll ignore the ‘in’ as I doubt either know the meaning. But hey, they are up there with smiling selfies at AuschwitzHi all regular lurker here
Piers Morgan has a column in the DM today and it’s on the back of some really questionable photos influencers have posted, the most awful ones especially of that girl standing posing in front of her father’s open coffin!
Anyway he gave a mention to the “infamous Ingam family” creating the creepy Jace doll.
They'll have to open all their "stair" presents to actually reach the bottom.Yes, they need to leave space to display the mountains of shite they'll buy as gifts. I'm picturing a cascade of presents down the stairs, with open-mouthed children dotted between it all.
My dogs dinner looks like restaurant quality food. Freshly cooked chicken, real rice and veg. Perhaps I should invite the Ingham’s go some…., probably not. They might decided to stay on.my dogs dinner looks more appetising than that
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Hopefully there'll be a present avalanche, and they'll all be buried underneath it all until at least March.They'll have to open all their "stair" presents to actually reach the bottom.
Then part 2 will be the "surprise" of them finding more in the other rooms
Of course they will go to Monaco. Prince Albert is keen to entertain the very rich, glamorous and famous at the palace.*If* they have indeed made it to Italy, of course, an Italian ‘IFAM’ wasted no time in getting online! As convincing as the French police story.
So, assuming they are there - it’s an incredible drive, if taking the coast road. But knowing Creepy’s aversion to tolls, and their need to sneak across borders, I can’t see them driving through Monaco and stopping to take in the casino at Monte Carlo. Obviously, crossing into Italy from there is going to bring a lot of attention to them. (I’ve done it from Italy to France - and back)
So *if* they made it to Pisa, what a total embarrassment they will be. Shameful. We already know that they take no interest in any culture. Just a short drive north is the walled city of Luca. There is, of course so much of interest, but kids must be mentally exhausted and the parents are getting more unhinged by the minute.
So just for reference sake, a couple of maps showing the route.
Will they dare to offer up their ‘delicious’ pasta and bottled sauce, if they are lucky, as one of their favorite meals whilst on Italian soil? Pot noodles?
Thing is though - they won’t be welcome in even the cafés, the way they look and behave. Italians are known for their stylish look for good reason - they tend to make an effort when out in public. When this lot show up, they will be reinforce worst of the English stereotypes.
Such a shame for the children - when they are older and hopefully far away from these two scummy, lying, selfish c*nts, and they learn that they were in Italy and how much they missed.
Yeah, I have a real affinity for Italy - and Italians. Lovely people.
I don't think it will affect them, as they don't actually put any thought into what they buy. So long as there's tat on the shelves of B+M and poundland they'll buy it, make haul videos, and then bin it when it breaks.Who's waiting for there's nothing left rant once they finally come home and start for Christmas. The whole country has been warned of shortages.
Thank you for pointing me in the direction of the article by the admittedly controversial Piers. Today I adore him.Hi all regular lurker here
Piers Morgan has a column in the DM today and it’s on the back of some really questionable photos influencers have posted, the most awful ones especially of that girl standing posing in front of her father’s open coffin!
Anyway he gave a mention to the “infamous Ingam family” creating the creepy Jace doll.
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