Van tour thoughts.
Sarah still pretending she breast feeds.
Ranting about the van and how it wasn’t professionally done before she’s even started. Even she knows it’s a shambles.
Struggling for space yet can find room for a whole basket of fizzy drinks. Served warm too
Using a bit of hand gel is not washing your hands.
That bottom basket is used to store paper plates and Jace’s toys? Filthy, filthy tramp woman.
Jace is talking to ‘some Spanish people’. I didn’t realise Esme was Spanish. And more than one person. Good for her/them.
The iso fix bases are so safe. Great game of ‘tell and not show’ there.
Confirming poor Esme has no headrest when driving. And very little back rest. Not that the rest of the kids have much more.
Storing matches in the bottom cupboard with no child lock and a toddler who is often left to his own devices. Seems safe.
Of course the tv is mounted with watching it in Sarah’s bed in mind.
Still on watching tv ‘me and Chris can turn our big chairs around and watch tv comfortably’… and the girls can sit bolt upright on their foam monstrosities.
Bathroom’s nice though. I love to have to straddle the toilet while my nose is pressed right up against the opposite wall.
The absolute lack of dignity to have to shower outside in your swimwear with your family and any passers by looking on. The lack of basic privacy for those kids is unbelievable.
Sarah, don’t ever point and laugh at your child, you stupid woman.
‘The best purchase we’ve bought’
‘I don’t care about the people that nitpick’
Your reply to almost every comment you receive would beg to differ.
‘The girls do their schooling in the rear and me and Sarah hang out in the front’
Funny that, because every time Sarah says one of the girls is doing their ‘tutoring’ she’s always sprawled out on her bed. Liar liar upcrack pants on fire.
‘But come nighttime is when they interesting thing happens’
Yeah you would say that, Chris.
So when the back benches are down the only thing blocking off the water and power are those foam cushions. Again, seems safe.
Jeez putting Isla and Jace’s bed together looks like a right pain in the arse. How convenient that they both ‘prefer’ sleeping on the really thin sofas.
How on earth do they sleep with the noise of those awful fans? Suppose it might go a long way towards drowning out the sounds of the flatulence of 7 people in a small space who only eat starchy, constipation inducing foods
Building up throughout the video to show that little hinged shelf…that you’ve shown many times before. Chris says it can take up to 100kg. Funny he said it was 250kg when he installed it. Maybe he lowered the max load estimate when it gave out after 250kg Lazy sat on it.
‘basin-et’
very handy to do the washing up when Mila’s not in it I guess.
And that’s all I got!