THIS MIGHT BE A BIT TMI..... BUT.........
It's been a busy morning of tidying because an electrician coming. If there is someone coming to the house (electrician, builder, cleaner, or iron lady because some people have one), it always makes Lazy's day pause and she doesn't feel like she can do anything until the guy is gone. He was due at 11am and now it's 11:25, he should've come yesterday but got caught up on another job. Creepy is peeling stickers off the fridge but Lazy didn't realise they needed peeling off. She has a list as long as her arm but it's unrealistic that she will get them all done. Isla has obviously heard Lazy filming because she comes downstairs. Lazy questions whether she's finished her schoolwork but she hasn't. She was waiting for Lazy. The camera cuts and then Lazy is back. The first job she has to do is Jace's wardrobe because when she got home from the supermarket it was time for dinner. She'd promised to do reading with the girls so had to sit with Isla for half hours, them Esme for half hour and finally Isabelle for half hour.
Isabelle is 15 and doesn't need to have anyone listening to her read out loud. Bloody hell, Lazy treats her like she's 7 sometimes. Isabelle and Lazy had a long chat afterwards about what she'd read. It was too late to do the wardrobe. Fidgets and Me is launching tomorrow and they need to sort out the boxes and work out how many they can sell. Lazy needs to do some photography for the website.
Isabelle has brought her schoolwork down to show Lazy. The house is so hot so Lazy is wearing her stripy dress. The electrician is having trouble finding the house so Creepy is on the phone to him. Isla is a good learner but lazy with presentation; adds no colour when writing things down, draws the quickest picture she can draw, scruffy writing so Lazy makes her do it again.
It's doesn't have to be perfect you stupid cow. Why does she need to add colour to writing? I don't remember being anything like taught that in school. You have to write an essay and analyse text for English GCSE, not draw a portrait pf Shakespeare. Isabelle and Esme take their time. Isabelle has done maths and chemistry. Isabelle has put the fruit in the fruit bowl but left it in the packets and it's Lazy's pet peeve.
Jace is in the playroom and asks Lazy to film Isla. He has an ice pop. Isla is eating a mini moon.
Lazy asks the younger girls if they're ready. Esme recommends the fruit shoot freeze pops and Lazy says she's eaten six today. Isabelle is taking Jace and the girls to run around the field. Lazy tells Jace to keep hold of Isabelle's hand.
Lazy has half an hour and loves that she can see them when they're out. She went up to make a start and has no idea where Jace's clothes are. Creepy said they were in his room but lazy checked and the boxes are full of books and shelves. When they moved in everyone had a small box of clothes that would do them for the first week or two. The rest of the clothes were in boxes and put in the garage. The girls' clothes are in their wardrobes but Jace's aren't and he is living off the small box of clothes packed for moving. The local Tesco has a sale on where everything was half price so Lazy got a few outfits. She wanted to get Jace and baby girl's wardrobes done but Creepy will be at the office for a few hours.
At the office sorting orders or...? The boxes are at the back of the garage and heavy so Lazy is unable to pick them up. She got a box of the baby's clothes but it split open on the kitchen floor. Lazy has a couple of bags to put the clothes in and take them upstairs.
Jace has used the toilet and Lazy asks what he does when he's finished. He puts the lid down and walks off. Lazy tells him to press the button so he does but he wants to climb on it. The girls and Jace are back and Lazy is relieved. There was a girl in Lazy's class at school who had a child aged 15 but she doesn't recommend anyone do that. Isabelle is 16 this year so it's not that she doesn't trust her but you never know with other people.
If you were that worried you would've gone with them. Jace has his pants on and no nappy. He came in, gave Lazy a flower and went to the toilet to do the biggest wee he's ever done. It's TMI but the Inghams' film their lives and this is what is going on in their lives right now. Isabelle says the girls saw ladybugs on the way, and three "deers" so Isabelle told Esme to put Prinny on her lead. Esme saw a rabbit in the "tree bits". There is a rain cloud and Lazy says the girls got back just in time.
Lazy and the younger two girls are in Esme's room taking pictures. She asks the girls to link hands and Esme says no but Lazy demands she does so in 'you better do it or you'll be in serious trouble' tone and they link hands but she says they don't like it because its cringe. Every time Lazy opens a fidget the girls ask to keep one. Lazy loves you can keep the zipper bracelets and wear them. Isla abandons them and Jace joins Esme and Lazy. Esme has been left to do pricing. They were going to do the £15/20 pack but Lazy knows that might not be everyone's budget so there will now be a £10 option. There will be a selection of 5 or 6 (in the mega pack). Every mega pack will have a giant popit. The might need to do - not a girl boy and boy box because that's sexist - but a girly and non girly box because a boy might not want a butterfly one. They have to not make it sexist and be fair. Jace walks over gripping a brain licker and Lazy tells him to put it back right now. Its a mystery box and you will get one of everything, except the monkey noodles because there will be at least two of them. The £20 is a good deal because you get an extra product and a popit for an extra £5. When Lazy talks it sounds like she's told Esme ad Isla how it will work, of course she has. Esme shows what she would choose to send out to someone for £10.
Dinner is finished and everyone is in the playroom going mad. she asks Prinny what she wants. Jace seems to be hyper. Esme says Jace hit his head on the playmat but was embarrassed so didn't want to cry. Esme showered Prinny today. A few people have asked so Lazy tells us Jace has had underpants on all day. He had an accident in the playroom because Lazy and Creepy were doing jobs. He said "oh no, I weewee on the floor". Lazy didn't make a big deal of it and just cleaned it up whilst reassuring Jace. He's been asking to go on the potty all day. Lazy thinks he's confused by a poop and a trump because he's ran to the toilet 80 times saying "poopoo", farted and gone "yay". He jumps up, flushes the toilet. Lazy is trying to teach him he doesn't need to do that. She feels like he won't need nappies apart from at night time because he has a big amount of milk before bed and can't get up at night.
Yes because you have him in a crib and he needs a toddler bed. The milk is a comfort thing. Isla questions what cold turkey means because Lazy keeps saying it. Lazy knows Jace will be fully potty trained by the time the baby arrives, which is what they wanted. He's only just turned two so it's a good age to potty train.
Jace is trying to knock down the stack of soft play blocks. Lazy asks how the girls are feeling about Fidgets and Me, and they're excited to pack orders. Prinny loves jumping on everyone's backs. Isla is having another sleepover in Esme's room. Lazy is doing better with drinking and there are a lot of drinks she fancies now so she will have a tea in the morning occasionally. Creepy is hoovering and Jace wants a drink.
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she's 11 years old and I have met so many other young Luna dogs over the last 2 years. 
she’s unfuckingbelievable!!