The Ingham Family #158 "I will pissin leak his address me" - Sarah Ingham

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I have a 6 bed Victorian terraced in a poor inner city area
I do have my dream kitchen but nothing like the inghams. It is very well equipped as I love cooking.
I would not be happy with a kitchen like lazy and no lazy I’m not jealous.
 
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"Solid marble floor" - pissed myself laughing at that one. She either thinks we don't realise they're fake or the builder has pulled a fast one and they've paid for solid marble but got this shit instead
Oh god, I hadn't thought of that, I'm hoping it's the latter, it'll be the equivalent of her tat n me ethos
 
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He's probably been on the sauce...
 
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It was fabricated to gain views - we saw them from a distance a few years back and nobody around them was bothered about them - they seem to think their ifam follow them everywhere.
 
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Have you gone mad????? You will grow a beard before Lazy gets up and runs anywhere and I mean in her whole entire life. I might actually be wrong - if there was a free ‘supermarket sweep’ at B and M she might just sprint and work up a sweat. Suddenly I feel quite nauseous.

The ‘back door’? I’m certain the Ingham gaff has luxury bifold doors. These are needed to enjoy the enviable panoramic views of the pylons.
I’m sitting in the court yard of my very old cottage enjoying the sunshine with the dog, watching my new pet rabbits running around their pen. I’ve fed the birds and the rose bushes are starting to sprout but would give all up to look at pylons and smell Creepy ‘dumping’ in the bog without a door.
 
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I feel like its more effort to drive round the back jist to bring shopping in. I bet thiers not much walking difference between the front and back with the kitchen being in the middle
 
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I feel like its more effort to drive round the back jist to bring shopping in. I bet thiers not much walking difference between the front and back with the kitchen being in the middle
She’s just trying to justify the shoddy layout

keep telling yourself sarah you might start believing it. You entire layout of the house is a joke and will be even more so once the Inghams rock up
 
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I think they are renting it
What a bloody shit show
You could have a much lovelier house than that but again it’s all show and no substance
And how the actual truck are they all going to fit in that car.a.van? how and why? their lives make no sense whatsoever
 
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The neighbour/builder is a right chav I would be more worried he would nick your fridge freezer if you didn’t own the house
 
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Open plan bedroom/en suites are a pain. I know because I've got one. My toilet is behind a closed door though.

A garage at the back of the house right outside the bifold doors? Great idea. Love them some car fumes and the opportunity to run over a small child. Stupid design. A garage attached to a house should have a door to the inside. This one doesn't appear to. I hope they plan on adding some sort of awning because it sure rains a lot in England.

Why are they moving new furniture into a dusty building site and removing all the protective plastic from the appliances?

I can't believe the shoddy finish on the window. No doubt the rest of the house is the same.
 
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Where are they going to put the pervavan? Even if they put the car in the garage, the van still going to be there
 
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Things that you shouldn't have to say when you have bought a £700k new build but you do because you're an Ingham

"Don't play too close to the motorway"

"Don't do a poo I'm about to go to bed"

"If you eat one more creme egg you won't be able to fit in the shower"

"No, you can't build a tree house in the pylons"
 
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Being new here, can I ask whether it’s normal to get adverts for things that aren’t related at all to my own browsing history, but which are uncannily relevant to the Inghams? Like soundproofing double glazing (couldn’t help thinking of the motorway), and divorce lawyers?
 
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"Solid marble floor" - pissed myself laughing at that one. She either thinks we don't realise they're fake or the builder has pulled a fast one and they've paid for solid marble but got this shit instead
Probably the latter. The builder looks well dodgy with his fur coat, stood in front of his marble staircase. He's probably cut a ton of corners in this house.
 
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