Didn't see that ... but there is a canal about a 5 minute walk from their house.I’m sure they went out a few weeks ago to somewhere with a canal or something?
his hair looks like when the lego mans hair goes on the wrong way , Hes one fugly mother f***erCUTTING MY TEEN DAUGHTERS HAIR - WRONG ON PURPOSE!!
Lazy tells Jace to go and get his baby. Training him up to be a babysitter for the next baby clickbait? It's someday, during some week and some month. Esme tells Lazy it's Tuesday. Half term last year they were in Majorca on the beach having amazing family time. Jace is in a bad mood. Lazy has been up for a few hours but the girls have just surfaced from their pits. Esme is having some berries for breakfast and Jace steals one. Isla is making a toasted bagel. Jace wants a snack and Lazy gives him a banana. Jace takes the skin off and gives it to Lazy.
Jace has been moved to the high chair because the floor was too exciting for him. They can keep a better eye on him. Lazy says fruit tastes amazing. Comment down bellow how you say 'raspberry'. 'R-A-S-B-E not R-A-Z'. Everyone rips Lazy for how she says 'raspberry'. Please no one let Lazy homeschool those kids.
Jace is playing with his sloth and throws him in the balls.
Creepy lets Isabelle into the house and she says she's getting her hair cut. Isla asked to have a bag of rainbow drops instead of lunch. No one is watching Jace and he falls onto the patio. In the next shot he is crying his eyes out. Creepy says he's being too much of a big man. Lazy asks if he wants his brush and Creepy assumes he is upset because he couldn't get to the brush. Lazy corrects him and says he fell and 'tonked' his head again. I wonder how often it happens and they just cut it out. She gives Jace the brush and he stops crying before saying he scared himself. Footage of Jace walking around the garden.
Jace is back in the house eating a rice cake. Back to Sarah's salon. She's cutting Isabelle's hair and is nervous. Isabelle will be miffed if she messes it up. Lazy's hair is awful and might need Isabelle to do hers because it's really bad. Isabelle's hair is quite long and first of all they need to sort the parting because Isabelle isn't good at doing them.
Side one us done and it was harder than the younger girls' hair.
Lazy has told Isabelle she's nipped in for a glass of water because she's very thirsty but she's actually going to cut her hair bad on purpose and pretend it's gone wrong.
Back in the garden Lazy pretends she's cut a bit really sort. Isabelle asks where her hair is. Lazy starts cackling and tells her her hair is still there. She's left some longer bits in the hair. Lazy asks if Isabelle is crying and tells Isabelle it's done. Isabelle checks her hair and sees the longer piece. Lazy starts cackling. Isabelle says its not funny and Lazy tells her it's just longer pieces she left in on purpose.
The hair is cut and Lazy tells her it's so much better; not 100% perfect but not horrendous. It was harder to cut than the younger girls'.
Creepy says there's a lot of hair on the ground. It's not the gorgeous sunny weather it was supposed to be today. He asks Lazy if she wants a cup of tea. She does and says she needs to go to the post office to send the packages from yesterday. Creepy doesn't know why the post office was shut yesterday.Isabelle asks if Creepy can make her a cup of tea.
Isabelle has made herself some 'yummy' lunch. Jace is having his lunch of orange, rice cakes and biscuits.
Jace is off for a nap.
Footage of skating. Not 100% sure why they take Morrisons bags out with them but ok.
Isabelle tells us Creepy is outside with the younger girls skating, Lazy is doing work so she is taking Jace for a walk. Creepy asks what Jace has and it's a ladybird. There's a cat rolling in the dirt behind a fence and Jace watches it. More footage of the walk. Esme's helmet is on wrong as usual and won't protect he front of her head if she falls. Jace goes to kiss the camera and hits his lip. He starts to cry.
Creepy is proud of Esme because she has been jumping off kerbs.
Lazy says Esme is learning the hard way about scammers in life. She's about to do a swap on 'Adopt Me' but Lazy doesn't want to because Isla hasn't received what was agreed in the past. Esme says she can't trust the other person. Isabelle wants dinner outside so she's taken candles outside. Lazy has made some salad and they have cream cheese. They're also having croquets, wraps and chicken goujons.
Isabelle shows us the table. She's made some place names with complements inside. Isabelle explains about the message. Isla squeezes past Esme without any manners. Lazy says Isabelle is cute. Then she says Esme isn't good with emotions because she doesn't like hugs except at bedtime. Isabelle and Isla hug all the time. They read the notes. Lazy's note says 'insirational & beautiful'. Please, please, please don't home school.
Creepy has no hat on for the first time in about a year. He looked into the camera and saw how badly he needs a haircut. Isabelle is editing video. She nearly falls off her chair in the video. It's towards night time and it's getting dark. They're getting Jace to bed and then Lazy needs to go to bed. She's shopping for Esme's birthday presents and Creepy wonders if they will still be in the current Ingham Towers in three weeks. Usually Lazy has a lot of presents by now but she hasn't been able to because of lockdown. because of her age Esme is growing out of toys and this year she wants more outdoorsy things.
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Such a healthy lunchMaybe she should take some inspiration from Stacey.
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Meant to be at the post office but too busy reading Tattle. Hi Lazy
Hopefully your blankets will be posted some time this decade ifam.
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Stretch 1.. 2.. 3... well that's her exercise done for the day
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State of himDon't worry Creepy, hairdressers are opening again in 5 1/2 weeks so you can get that bird's nest sorted. I would be charging double to sort that out.
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Skipton ?PossiblyI’m sure they went out a few weeks ago to somewhere with a canal or something?
They live near one, I think it was thier. It's a 5 min walk from the estate.I’m sure they went out a few weeks ago to somewhere with a canal or something?
Ewww you can literally see the grease dripping down his faceSkipped to the end. Watch Chris looking at himself in the viewfinder (or whatever it's called), every time he does it he pulls his creepy Insta narc face. Such an insecure weirdo.
Look at these exact times, see him look at himself then as he looks away his face relaxes, then looks back again and does it all over. He's so wrong but so funny.
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kids today have very different ideas of heros to us, they idolise towie and the likes and think (dont shoot me down for this ) love Island is the best programme on tele, I know this because my daughter loves Love Island and follows the people who are on it , they are as thick as mince but appeal to kids, kids just see all the material things and want their life.What really annoys me is when the IFAM say what a great dad Chris is
How is pimping your daughters out on social media making inappropriate thumbnails containing words like spying on my teen etc being a good dad ???
All the hate Chris has brought onto the family and the stress it’s honestly verging on child abuse yet the ifam thinks he’s amazing!!
what does he actually do with the kids ??
He’s hardly around yet he doesn’t work ??
Just so weird the level the IFAM set for being a good dad !!
effing hell its columbo !!Skipped to the end. Watch Chris looking at himself in the viewfinder (or whatever it's called), every time he does it he pulls his creepy Insta narc face. Such an insecure weirdo.
Look at these exact times, see him look at himself then as he looks away his face relaxes, then looks back again and does it all over. He's so wrong but so funny.
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is he doing the birdy song?Is there something about his meds that reduces testosterone, because girlfriend has curves?!
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I know it’s the awful pose Chris normally doesIsabelle and Isla, why do they constantly have to do that awful pose!
Omg the dogging gnome looks constipated as well. He looks ridiculous.My absolute lord.
Here's Creepy hanging out with all his friends in their favourite dogging spot.
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That is the theory,but nothing confirmedWas he banned from driving?
Hmm ,guess that once a day skate-off isn`t enough to keep creepy his usual svelte self.Notice you`ve got your curves back ChrisMy absolute lord.
Here's Creepy hanging out with all his friends in their favourite dogging spot.
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