The Ingham Family #100 IFAM we present to you Beynoncé and Layz

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Well ,if that was my 14 yrold daughter ,she`d be off Instagram asap!!Chris ,sarah ,exactly WHY did you decide to procreate (aside from raking in the cash from exploiting those poor kids that is)…:(
Exactly, and what makes it worse is that lazy is following this account.
 
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Went to sainsburys apparently. Asda bags? They dont seem the type to reuse bags.
She probably does a full circle ,of all the supermarkets and bargain shops on their area!( It`s her daily exercise ,don`t you know? 😁 )..She`ll arrive home .,exhausted ,pass HER son onto Isabelle and go take a looong nap...isn`t that right Sarah?
 
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DECORATING OUR NEW HOUSE! CHOICES CHOICES!!

Creepy is in the playroom with the girls and Jace. Esme and Isla have just downloaded a new car racing game. Jace loves the playroom because there are toys everywhere. Lazy has had to go out to get essentials and medication for Creepy. There's nothing wrong with him (I disagree, there's a very lot wrong with him), it's just medication he takes everyday. He is looking forward to going out in the street and seeing Isabelle on roller skates yesterday had inspired Isla to try it out. Esme has LOL rollerblades and hopefully they will fit Isla.:rolleyes:

Lazy is home from the shop. Creepy has been sent a package from an ifam. It's an LED Beanie. He puts it on and says they might be camping at the weekend. Lazy has just got back from the shops. She points to Asda bags on the floor. She went to Sainsburys and it was very busy. There was no social distancing in the store and then Lazy went to B&M to get milk for Jace and it was even worse. She managed to get 3-4 days of food compared to the 10 days she usually gets in Morrisons so they will use up the food Lazy got and go to Morrisons next time. Lazy picked up some soil because she has a good idea for the tuff table. It's lunchtime and then they will go out and make the most of the weather.:rolleyes:

Esme is making jelly to put on the tuff table. They will eat it after they play with it. Jace has two bags of crisps. Jelly comes in powder not but it came in chunks when Lazy was a child. She used to nibble the corner of the cubes but she didn't like it. They have their first zoom chat today. They made £465 for the NHS and there will be a vlog filmed tomorrow; the money generated from which will be donated to the NHS. They're trying to work out the app because they have never hosted a chat before. They have a birthday one today and she has no idea.:rolleyes:

Lazy gives Jace some cars. Time lapse of her opening and playing with them.

Time lapse of soil being opened onto the tuff table. Lazy sticks mini spade, animals and trucks in it. Jace opens the patio door and Lazy advertises the company who gifted him his outfit. Footage of the girls and Lazy playing with the mud. Jace is exploring the garden. Isla says she made a pancake and Creepy tells her to eat it. Creepy says rhinos live in mud and then tells Jace to clean up the mess. Then he tells Esme her hair looks beautiful in the sunlight. Creepy jokingly tells Isla to throw mud at Esme and she goes to do it but he tells her not to. Lazy used to love making mud pies when she was a child. She'd mix mud, leaves and sticks. Lazy can't wait to get a mud kitchen in the new house. Isabelle loves to organise the kitchen cupboards and Creepy says they need to film it more. Lazy feels great because they're caught up with the store and they have filmed enough today. She will watch a movie when Jace goes for his nap. Creepy takes him up to bed. The girls are staying out a little longer and making the toys as muddy as possible for tomorrow's activity.:rolleyes:

Creepy does a creepy laugh because two of his girls have wanted to start rollerblading in two days. Esme put's Isla's skates on her. Her old skates fit Isla. They swap helmets. Creepy holds Isla's hand and tells to put one foot in front of the other. Footage of Isla and Esme skating. Creepy says he's proud of Isla and that she did amazing .She's been on the skates for an hour.:rolleyes:

The girls have come in from skating, Jace just woke up and Lazy has been doing nothing for an hour. She is getting dinner ready and wondered where Jace is . She films him eating chocolate. Lazy's Jaffa balls are all over the place; he's taken them out of her handbag. Jace takes a piece out of his mouth and offers it to Creepy.
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Creepy says Jace is being a renegade. He was climbing all over the sofa. Lazy says her and Jace are having a disco and she is out of breath. Footage of Jace dancing on his soft play.


After the stress of Lazy going to the shops; no one wants to eat dinner tonight. It will have to be soup for dinner tonight. Lazy got wallpaper samples from B&M for the girls to have a look at.

The girls are sat in a circle. Creepy is no where to be seen. They bounced in saying 'I want that one'. Lazy hopes there isn't a limit of the samples you're allowed to take because she did take quite a few. Haha. She had an idea of what the girls liked but if they don't like them that's ok. Lazy got shelves wallpaper for Isla. It's glittery and has hearts, the word dream, etc on it. Hard to describe but I will screenshot below. Lazy has got Esme a pink and rose gold design that matches Lazy's blanket. It's a design that Isabelle originally wanted (but now Isabelle wants plants). Loads of the ifam have the same wallpaper because they recommended it to Esme. Lazy has also got grey wallpaper for the downstairs toilet. There's marble wallpaper for the bathroom. Lazy debates how to say 'Maldives'. She almost didn't get an ugly as duck rose gold wallpaper and she's being really annoying now because she keeps demanding Esme helps Isabelle unroll the samples. There's a shiny pink wallpaper.:rolleyes:

Lazy says the next wallpapers are very 'out there'. Lazy thinks one is Harry Potter and it is a map of Hogwarts etc. Isabelle thinks it's good for an office. Esme says she would be distracted reading it. The next one is a purple galaxy pattern and Isla demands 'give me, give me, give me' Isla says you could make a dress out of it. Lazy got a plant wallpaper for a downstairs bathroom but Isabelle likes it for her bedroom. She's seen an idea on Pinterest. She has an idea for the layout. The wallpaper will be behind the bed and there will be shelves too. Comment down below which wallpaper you like best.:rolleyes:

Lazy's hair is tied up. She has showed but not washed her hair. Night times with Jace have become better in the last few weeks. He no longer has a bottle through the night and sleeps for 10 hours. He sometimes wakes up and tosses and turns. He lets out a whimper and Lazy thinks it's because he's cold. His bedroom is a big mess with boxes and Lazy can't get to his sleeping bag. She's found one for 0-6 months but it's double Jace's size so she will see if it makes a difference. Lazy has seen a £40 Tommee Tippee. It has legs and if it doesn't work tonight she will try the one with legs. They're going to read a story and then Jace is off to bed.:rolleyes:

End of vlog. No sign of Creepy for the last third of it.



This is the wallpaper Lazy chose for Isla
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The gift Julie got for Creepy will be helpful for when he goes on the prowl looking for 16 year olds
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Thanks for reading
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Sarah is one control freak. No way are those girls going to get to design their rooms how they want. Just like when she took Izzy for her Christmas decorations. Izzy picked some up but within seconds, Sarah shoving all the rose gold items onto Izzy and telling her to put the other stuff back. It’s one thing to help your kids with pointing out what won’t match etc, but Sarah is just a control freak.
 
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DECORATING OUR NEW HOUSE! CHOICES CHOICES!!

Creepy is in the playroom with the girls and Jace. Esme and Isla have just downloaded a new car racing game. Jace loves the playroom because there are toys everywhere. Lazy has had to go out to get essentials and medication for Creepy. There's nothing wrong with him (I disagree), it's just medication he takes everyday. He is looking forward to going out in the street and seeing Isabelle on roller skates yesterday had inspired Isla to try it out. Esme has LOL rollerblades and hopefully they will fit Isla.:rolleyes:

Lazy is home from the shop. Creepy has been sent a package from an ifam. It's an LED Beanie. He puts it on and says they might be camping at the weekend. Lazy has just got back from the shops. She points to Asda bags on the floor. She went to Sainsburys and it was very busy. There was no social distancing in the store and then Lazy went to B&M to get milk for Jace and it was even worse. She managed to get 3-4 days of food compared to the 10 days she usually gets in Morrisons so they will use up the food Lazy got and go to Morrisons next time. Lazy picked up some soil because she has a good idea for the tuff table. It's lunchtime and then they will go out and make the most of the weather.:rolleyes:

Esme is making jelly to put on the tuff table. They will eat it after they play with it. Jace has two bags of crisps. Jelly comes in powder not but it came in chunks when Lazy was a child. She used to nibble the corner of the cubes but she didn't like it. They have their first zoom chat today. They made £465 for the NHS and there will be a vlog filmed tomorrow; the money generated from which will be donated to the NHS. They're trying to work out the app because they have never hosted a chat before. They have a birthday one today and she has no idea.:rolleyes:

Lazy gives Jace some cars. Time lapse of her opening and playing with them.

Time lapse of soil being opened onto the tuff table. Lazy sticks mini spade, animals and trucks in it. Jace opens the patio door and Lazy advertises the company who gifted him his outfit. Footage of the girls and Lazy playing with the mud. Jace is exploring the garden. Isla says she made a pancake and Creepy tells her to eat it. Creepy says rhinos live in mud and then tells Jace to clean up the mess. Then he tells Esme her hair looks beautiful in the sunlight. Creepy jokingly tells Isla to throw mud at Esme and she goes to do it but he tells her not to. Lazy used to love making mud pies when she was a child. She'd mix mud, leaves and sticks. Lazy can't wait to get a mud kitchen in the new house. Isabelle loves to organise the kitchen cupboards and creepy says they need to film it more. Lazy feels great because they're caught up with the store and they have filmed enough today. She will watch a movie when Jace goes for his nap. Creepy takes him up to bed. The girls are staying out a little longer and making the toys as muddy as possible for tomorrow's activity.:rolleyes:


Creepy does a creepy laugh because two of his girls have wanted to start rollerblading in two days. Esme put's Isla's skates on her. Her old skates fit Isla. They swap helmets. Creepy holds Isla's hand and tells her how to skate. Footage of Isla and Esme skating. Creepy says he's proud of Isla and that she did amazing She's been on the skates for an hour.

The girls have come in from skating, Jace just woke up and Lazy has been doing nothing for an hour. She is getting dinner ready and wondered where Jace is . She films him eating chocolate. Lazy's Jaffa balls are all over the place; he's taken them out of her handbag. Jace takes a bit out of his mouth and offers it to Creepy.
:rolleyes:

Creepy says Jace is being a renegade. He was climbing all over the sofa. Lazy says her and Jace are having a disco and she is out of breath. Footage of Jace dancing on his soft play.


After the stress of Lazy going to the shops; no one wants to eat dinner tonight. It will have to be soup for dinner tonight. Lazy got wallpaper samples from B&M for the girls to have a look at.

The girls are sat in a circle. Creepy is no where to be seen. They bounced in saying 'I want that one' Lazy hope there isn't a limit of the samples you're allowed to take because she did take quite a few. Haha. She had an idea of what the girls liked but if they don't like them that's ok. Lazy got shelves wallpaper for Isla. It's litters and has hearts, the word dream, etc on it. Hard to describe but I will screenshot below. Lazy has got Esme a pink and rose gold design that matches Lazy's blanket. It's a design that Isabelle originally wanted (but now Isabelle wants plants). Loads of the ifam have the same wallpaper because they recommended it to Esme. Lazy has also got grey wallpaper for the downstairs toilet. There's marble wallpaper for the bathroom. Lazy debates how to say 'Maldives'. She almost didn't get an ugly as duck rose gold wallpaper and she's being really annoying now because she keeps demanding Esme helps Isabelle unroll the samples. There's a shiny pink wallpaper.:rolleyes:

Lazy says the next wallpapers are very 'out there'. One is Harry Potter Lazy thinks and it is a map of Hogwarts etc. Isabelle thinks it's good for an office. Esme says she would be distracted reading it. The next one is a purple galaxy pattern and Isla demands 'give me, give me, give me' Isla says you could make a dress out of it. Lazy got a plant wallpaper for a downstairs bathroom but Isabelle likes it for her bedroom. She's seen an idea on Pinterest. She has an idea for the layout. The wallpaper will be behind the bed and there will be shelves too. Comment down below which wallpaper you like best.:rolleyes:

Lazy's hair is tied up. She has showed but not washed her hair. Night times with Jace have become better in the last few weeks. He no longer has a bottle through the night and goes 10 hours. He sometimes wakes up and tosses and turns. He lets out a wimper and Lazy thinks it's because he's cold. His bedroom is a big mess and Lazy can't get to his sleeping bag. She's got one for 0-6 months but it's double Jace's size so she will see if it makes a difference. Lazy has seen a £40 Tomee tipee. It has legs and if it doesn't work tonight she will try the one with legs. They're going to read a story and then Jace is off to bed.:rolleyes:

End of vlog. No sign of Creepy for the last third of it.



This is the wallpaper Lazy chose for Isla
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The gift Julie got for Creepy will be helpful for when he goes on the prowl looking for 16 year olds
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The grease in that mop 🤮🤮🤮
 
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Sarah is one control freak. No way are those girls going to get to design their rooms how they want. Just like when she took Izzy for her Christmas decorations. Izzy picked some up but within seconds, Sarah shoving all the rose gold items onto Izzy and telling her to put the other stuff back. It’s one thing to help your kids with pointing out what won’t match etc, but Sarah is just a control freak.
Same with the purple coat 🙈
 
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Well theres got to be reason for flashlight beenie o m g I got it it's so he can pick out maggots while hes eating incase he misses one yes mate
Either that or it was sent from an aggrieved ifam teen ,and it`s to alert all young girls whenever he`s nearby!
 
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Sarah is one control freak. No way are those girls going to get to design their rooms how they want. Just like when she took Izzy for her Christmas decorations. Izzy picked some up but within seconds, Sarah shoving all the rose gold items onto Izzy and telling her to put the other stuff back. It’s one thing to help your kids with pointing out what won’t match etc, but Sarah is just a control freak.
It can’t be a new build then. New builds can’t be wallpapered for at least 12 months.
 
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Honestly leaving chocolate at a level that Jace can reach it and spread it all over the floor, I’m amazed that poor dog hasn’t been poisoned before
Knowing them they'd probably use it for vlog content if that happened. I feel so sorry for Prinny. Now they're not pimping her out for the dog-teddy-doll-which-isnt-a-doll she's just been pushed to one side again ☹
 
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Ladiesssss And gents, as we all very kindly do when this occurs...I’m letting you know I’m having a burgurrr for me tea!! Is it indulgent of me to also have a maggot???
We’ve just had a carvery 😂 Aka roast dinner !
 
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DECORATING OUR NEW HOUSE! CHOICES CHOICES!!

Creepy is in the playroom with the girls and Jace. Esme and Isla have just downloaded a new car racing game. Jace loves the playroom because there are toys everywhere. Lazy has had to go out to get essentials and medication for Creepy. There's nothing wrong with him (I disagree, there's a very lot wrong with him), it's just medication he takes everyday. He is looking forward to going out in the street and seeing Isabelle on roller skates yesterday had inspired Isla to try it out. Esme has LOL rollerblades and hopefully they will fit Isla.:rolleyes:

Lazy is home from the shop. Creepy has been sent a package from an ifam. It's an LED Beanie. He puts it on and says they might be camping at the weekend. Lazy has just got back from the shops. She points to Asda bags on the floor. She went to Sainsburys and it was very busy. There was no social distancing in the store and then Lazy went to B&M to get milk for Jace and it was even worse. She managed to get 3-4 days of food compared to the 10 days she usually gets in Morrisons so they will use up the food Lazy got and go to Morrisons next time. Lazy picked up some soil because she has a good idea for the tuff table. It's lunchtime and then they will go out and make the most of the weather.:rolleyes:

Esme is making jelly to put on the tuff table. They will eat it after they play with it. Jace has two bags of crisps. Jelly comes in powder not but it came in chunks when Lazy was a child. She used to nibble the corner of the cubes but she didn't like it. They have their first zoom chat today. They made £465 for the NHS and there will be a vlog filmed tomorrow; the money generated from which will be donated to the NHS. They're trying to work out the app because they have never hosted a chat before. They have a birthday one today and she has no idea.:rolleyes:

Lazy gives Jace some cars. Time lapse of her opening and playing with them.

Time lapse of soil being opened onto the tuff table. Lazy sticks mini spade, animals and trucks in it. Jace opens the patio door and Lazy advertises the company who gifted him his outfit. Footage of the girls and Lazy playing with the mud. Jace is exploring the garden. Isla says she made a pancake and Creepy tells her to eat it. Creepy says rhinos live in mud and then tells Jace to clean up the mess. Then he tells Esme her hair looks beautiful in the sunlight. Creepy jokingly tells Isla to throw mud at Esme and she goes to do it but he tells her not to. Lazy used to love making mud pies when she was a child. She'd mix mud, leaves and sticks. Lazy can't wait to get a mud kitchen in the new house. Isabelle loves to organise the kitchen cupboards and Creepy says they need to film it more. Lazy feels great because they're caught up with the store and they have filmed enough today. She will watch a movie when Jace goes for his nap. Creepy takes him up to bed. The girls are staying out a little longer and making the toys as muddy as possible for tomorrow's activity.:rolleyes:

Creepy does a creepy laugh because two of his girls have wanted to start rollerblading in two days. Esme put's Isla's skates on her. Her old skates fit Isla. They swap helmets. Creepy holds Isla's hand and tells to put one foot in front of the other. Footage of Isla and Esme skating. Creepy says he's proud of Isla and that she did amazing .She's been on the skates for an hour.:rolleyes:

The girls have come in from skating, Jace just woke up and Lazy has been doing nothing for an hour. She is getting dinner ready and wondered where Jace is . She films him eating chocolate. Lazy's Jaffa balls are all over the place; he's taken them out of her handbag. Jace takes a piece out of his mouth and offers it to Creepy.
:rolleyes:

Creepy says Jace is being a renegade. He was climbing all over the sofa. Lazy says her and Jace are having a disco and she is out of breath. Footage of Jace dancing on his soft play.


After the stress of Lazy going to the shops; no one wants to eat dinner tonight. It will have to be soup for dinner tonight. Lazy got wallpaper samples from B&M for the girls to have a look at.

The girls are sat in a circle. Creepy is no where to be seen. They bounced in saying 'I want that one'. Lazy hopes there isn't a limit of the samples you're allowed to take because she did take quite a few. Haha. She had an idea of what the girls liked but if they don't like them that's ok. Lazy got shelves wallpaper for Isla. It's glittery and has hearts, the word dream, etc on it. Hard to describe but I will screenshot below. Lazy has got Esme a pink and rose gold design that matches Lazy's blanket. It's a design that Isabelle originally wanted (but now Isabelle wants plants). Loads of the ifam have the same wallpaper because they recommended it to Esme. Lazy has also got grey wallpaper for the downstairs toilet. There's marble wallpaper for the bathroom. Lazy debates how to say 'Maldives'. She almost didn't get an ugly as duck rose gold wallpaper and she's being really annoying now because she keeps demanding Esme helps Isabelle unroll the samples. There's a shiny pink wallpaper.:rolleyes:

Lazy says the next wallpapers are very 'out there'. Lazy thinks one is Harry Potter and it is a map of Hogwarts etc. Isabelle thinks it's good for an office. Esme says she would be distracted reading it. The next one is a purple galaxy pattern and Isla demands 'give me, give me, give me' Isla says you could make a dress out of it. Lazy got a plant wallpaper for a downstairs bathroom but Isabelle likes it for her bedroom. She's seen an idea on Pinterest. She has an idea for the layout. The wallpaper will be behind the bed and there will be shelves too. Comment down below which wallpaper you like best.:rolleyes:

Lazy's hair is tied up. She has showed but not washed her hair. Night times with Jace have become better in the last few weeks. He no longer has a bottle through the night and sleeps for 10 hours. He sometimes wakes up and tosses and turns. He lets out a whimper and Lazy thinks it's because he's cold. His bedroom is a big mess with boxes and Lazy can't get to his sleeping bag. She's found one for 0-6 months but it's double Jace's size so she will see if it makes a difference. Lazy has seen a £40 Tommee Tippee. It has legs and if it doesn't work tonight she will try the one with legs. They're going to read a story and then Jace is off to bed.:rolleyes:

End of vlog. No sign of Creepy for the last third of it.



This is the wallpaper Lazy chose for Isla
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The gift Julie got for Creepy will be helpful for when he goes on the prowl looking for 16 year olds
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Essential shopping again ! 😡
 
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That picture of Creepy has made my day!
Maybe now he'll have to wash his hair and manky clothes and beanie.

Why can't one of the ifam send Jace some clothes that fit him? I'm sick of seeing his sleeves half way up his arms.
 
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If Sarah thinks she’s a “celebrity in the public eye” she should apply for I’m A Celeb, she can clearly eat maggots with no issue so bring on the witchetty grubs
I'd love to see Chris on I'm A celeb, it would be hilarious watching him screaming like a girl 🤣🤣🤣
 
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That light up beanie! bleeping hell imagine going for a walk and you see him skating about with that on😂😂
 
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