oh dear. I'm glad he excelled in other areas.
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Men who dont shave down below give me the ick.
By your description, I should thank my lucky stars I've never encountered one!Yes Pyramid rooster is an actual thing. Though it's more typical of the less endowed pen.
The guy who gave me the ick because he ordered himself items from Wish had one, a micro pyramid pen. I had to rummage through a set of balls to find it mind, it was tapered at the end, with foreskin overhang, akin to an empty balloon. It was like being fingered and it was so small and just never seemed to look vibrant and throbbing because of all the excess skin, it was saggy. I felt somewhat of a wrong un pretending to be pleasured by it. He was aware of his problem and felt a bit of an idiot as he also told me he was aware girls he had been with pretended toobut promised he made up for it in "tongue skills" (any boasting of how good their tongue skills are seem to give me a bit of an ick too, but gave him a chance, as you do) and I must say, he did not disappoint.
Bwahahaha at “rummaging” through balls.Yes Pyramid rooster is an actual thing. Though it's more typical of the less endowed pen.
The guy who gave me the ick because he ordered himself items from Wish had one, a micro pyramid pen. I had to rummage through a set of balls to find it mind, it was tapered at the end, with foreskin overhang, akin to an empty balloon. It was like being fingered and it was so small and just never seemed to look vibrant and throbbing because of all the excess skin, it was saggy. I felt somewhat of a wrong un pretending to be pleasured by it. He was aware of his problem and felt a bit of an idiot as he also told me he was aware girls he had been with pretended too
I had a boyfriend with a pyramid but it was gigantic. It was large at the top but at the base splayed out. About the size of 2 coke cans one on top of the other with the bottom half the same girth as a can. It’s about 30 years ago now so I can’t remember exactly how I dealt with it. I hadn’t seen many at that point in my life so didn’t think much of it at the time. Really he should have been in some kind of freak show though.
Yeah the pyramid fool I encountered was big. It was too large at the bottom to even go in
It was only the second fool I'd ever seen so I didn't realise it was weird until a few wicks later haha!
My God I love tattleYes Pyramid rooster is an actual thing. Though it's more typical of the less endowed pen.
The guy who gave me the ick because he ordered himself items from Wish had one, a micro pyramid pen. I had to rummage through a set of balls to find it mind, it was tapered at the end, with foreskin overhang, akin to an empty balloon. It was like being fingered and it was so small and just never seemed to look vibrant and throbbing because of all the excess skin, it was saggy. I felt somewhat of a wrong un pretending to be pleasured by it. He was aware of his problem and felt a bit of an idiot as he also told me he was aware girls he had been with pretended too
I just thought I’d follow up on this.I have to add this because I’ve just discovered it. I recently started speaking to someone on hinge and we really got on well.
Anyway, I was excited, but this man is next level excited? He’s been constantly trying to phone me and see me. He even said he was deleting hinge so he can ‘concentrate on us’. I’ve had to say multiple times that he needs to slow down because he’s putting pressure on this, to which he agreed and said he would try to take it as slow as I needed it to be. Nonetheless, this didn’t stop him a couple days later trying to talk dirty to me and send me the most disgusting fool pics I’ve ever seen? I mean there aren’t many I’d like photos of but Jesus - I pretended I fell asleep after this
Fast forward 4 days later and we’re still talking here and there but I’ve been very much put off meeting him because any excitement I did have has evaporated into thin air. Anyway he’s sent me multiple long messages saying I’ve changed and he just wants to make things work between us... We’ve been speaking for what, a week?
The whole experience has been one big ick and writing this now I’ve just received a text ‘enjoy your Sunday, text me whenever you can’... I sure was enjoying my Sunday until I had flashbacks of your nudes
I decided to give him a chance because he was the complete opposite to my ex and well I didn’t mind feeling like someone was into me - he also had a good job and was quite handsome.
Long story short - those messages he sent me made me almost sick. ‘You’re not ready for a relationship’ ‘I sent those (creepy wrinkly small pen) photos to you because I liked you’ ‘I read through our first messages together and compared them to now and you’ve changed’. Did I mention he drove to my area which he saw on hinge and was ringing me saying he just wanted to see me for 5 minutes? I ignored the calls and he messaged saying he had flowers for me and I was being so rude.
I try to see the best in people but WTF
but that is the first and last time I even think about meeting someone from HingeThe end
Omg what a creepy stalker, driving to your area!! I'm glad you're okay. I hope you blocked him.I just thought I’d follow up on this.
I decided to give him a chance because he was the complete opposite to my ex and well I didn’t mind feeling like someone was into me - he also had a good job and was quite handsome.
Long story short - those messages he sent me made me almost sick. ‘You’re not ready for a relationship’ ‘I sent those (creepy wrinkly small pen) photos to you because I liked you’ ‘I read through our first messages together and compared them to now and you’ve changed’. Did I mention he drove to my area which he saw on hinge and was ringing me saying he just wanted to see me for 5 minutes? I ignored the calls and he messaged saying he had flowers for me and I was being so rude.
I try to see the best in people but WTF
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I was thinking of getting Hinge and Tinder back, but after reading this thread so much, I am happy being single with all the weird men and their weird wicks out there.
Unsolicited fool picks. Especially off of married men who don't bother to cover their face 
I think we need a new thread for micro pen and pyramid fool stories
Pyramid fool has fully ended me I will never look at a pyramid the same way!!
I will never look at a pyramid the same way!!
1. Dirty fingernails
2. Picking me up and holding me in the air (unrequested), like he was Patrick Swayze
(Admittedly, I was only 17 - you’d need a bleeping crane to pick me up now)
A man earnestly singing to me, would give me the instant ick. I don’t mind if they’re pissing about, but not if they have their eyes closed singing ‘More Than Words’ with an acoustic guitar.
I have a friend who always had fellas who sang to her and it was “so romantic.” Can’t imagine anything more impotent and embarrassing.
2. Picking me up and holding me in the air (unrequested), like he was Patrick Swayze
(Admittedly, I was only 17 - you’d need a bleeping crane to pick me up now)
A man earnestly singing to me, would give me the instant ick. I don’t mind if they’re pissing about, but not if they have their eyes closed singing ‘More Than Words’ with an acoustic guitar.
I have a friend who always had fellas who sang to her and it was “so romantic.” Can’t imagine anything more impotent and embarrassing.
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What, you've changed in the two weeks since you met him? LMAO!
What a bleeping creep! It is very difficult getting a stalker out of your life, once they are in. He has all the signs of a very bad ending. Stay safe! x
Send it to their wives!Unsolicited fool picks. Especially off of married men who don't bother to cover their face
That sounds painful! I've had one that was too big that it hurt afterwards, long after we were done. If I'm making excuses not to have sex, something is wrong, I'm a nympho. To me, both extremes are just as bad. I don't want to walk funny the next day, but I also wouldn't want to feel disatisfied. I need a real fool, vibrators don't do it for me. I'm organic
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Without wanting to be too indelicate about it, I don’t think it all went inWhat, you've changed in the two weeks since you met him? LMAO!
It is very difficult getting a stalker out of your life, once they are in. He has all the signs of a very bad ending. Stay safe! x
Send it to their wives!
That sounds painful! I've had one that was too big that it hurt afterwards, long after we were done. If I'm making excuses not to have sex, something is wrong, I'm a nympho. To me, both extremes are just as bad. I don't want to walk funny the next day, but I also wouldn't want to feel disatisfied. I need a real fool, vibrators don't do it for me. I'm organic
good riddance, I think anyone who is a racist / makes racist jokes, sexist jokes, ableist jokes should get in the trash. 2020 get with it boys
Omg the singing yeah I find it actually so off putting when a guy sings to you! same when they get their ukulele or guitar and serenade you
A guitar is bad enough but if he gets out a ukulele or mandolin... bye bye! Mumford and Sons have a lot to answer for
Or worse ... sends you a video of it and very poor singing or even worse puts it on Instagram and it’s so bad you don’t even recognise the song....
I had to google the lyrics as he butchered it. 
Musicians give me the worst ick 
I’ve dated two who practically shagged their guitars and thought they could sing and one who had DJ DECKS 
and would sent me mixes.
I’ve dated two who practically shagged their guitars and thought they could sing and one who had DJ DECKS and would sent me mixes.I totally agree. I remember a male friend telling me years ago he was "jamming" with some other guitar players. That gave me the ick
Also, guitar guys tend to take themselves so seriously. How many parties have been destroyed by some idiot with a guitar that everyone has to sit and listen to!
Also, guitar guys tend to take themselves so seriously. How many parties have been destroyed by some idiot with a guitar that everyone has to sit and listen to!
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