"The Ick" #9

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Smell_my_cheese

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Hahahahaaaaa, dead 😆😆😆😆💀

I overheard one man say to another , when he heard of the other guys fast car performance - " oooow I bet it uses plenty of petrol....." 😆😆😆😆💀
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This same man (owner of diddy car) also keeps a written record of how many miles to the gallon he gets each time he fills his petrol tank up. Then he tries to beat his previous record…
 
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beautyblogger123

beautyblogger123

Oh spotted one at the rugby yesterday - a guy sitting on the ground to tie up his shoes |(with his legs stretched out like a toddler)

Man Babies make me heeeeeave
 
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YankeePompom

YankeePompom said:
Feel like a lot of my icks come from my conversations with men but I’m chatting to a lovely guy who keeps using the 🤭 emoji and I don’t think I can get over it.
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He's now said 'oopsy' and 'snuggles' and yet I'm still going on a date with him tomorrow...
 
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bluefootedbooby

bluefootedbooby

beautyblogger123 said:
Oh spotted one at the rugby yesterday - a guy sitting on the ground to tie up his shoes |(with his legs stretched out like a toddler)

Man Babies make me heeeeeave
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On the topic of rugby players - I slept with one and he hummed while eating me out, kind of gave me the ick :ROFLMAO:
 
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Hollie Day

Hollie Day

I wasn't the only one who got the ick earlier today when a bellend colleague kissed his picture on his ID card after the manager praised him for something.
 
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DanaScully

DanaScully

I'm working from home today. A bloke just drove past my house with all his windows down, absolutely blasting Westlife's 'When You're Looking Like That'.

As he drove past it got quieter and then I heard him restart the song. 😩
 
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Horsemonkey

Horsemonkey

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I was on a skiing holiday with my ex years ago and he had all the 'clacks' turned on on his phone so every time he did anything it made a really irritating noise. We were sitting in the living room of the ski chalet one night and he was clacking way to his heart's content. Every single person there was giving him evils. I told him it was annoying and he wouldn't accept it. The Aussie chalet host called over 'seriously mate, if you don't turn off your clickety-clacks then I think you'll have 8 people lining up to murder you'.

Of course, he didn't take it with humour. He ate dinner in silence then stayed in a mood for most of the trip.
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This reaction is an ick!!!
 
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Ingognito.Queen

Ingognito.Queen

petitspois said:
I was on a skiing holiday with my ex years ago and he had all the 'clacks' turned on on his phone so every time he did anything it made a really irritating noise. We were sitting in the living room of the ski chalet one night and he was clacking way to his heart's content. Every single person there was giving him evils. I told him it was annoying and he wouldn't accept it. The Aussie chalet host called over 'seriously mate, if you don't turn off your clickety-clacks then I think you'll have 8 people lining up to murder you'.

Of course, he didn't take it with humour. He ate dinner in silence then stayed in a mood for most of the trip.
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I am dying at his reaction - how CHILDISH!!
 
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