"The Ick" #9
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I haven't been in one of them for donkeys years. Used to love their tuna and mustand seed mayo sandwiches
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Men in white t shirts
Men in white t shirts
It's not so much where it's from, it's more the carefully selecting of the items.
Imagine a man studying the sandwiches and deciding between the egg and bacon or perhaps the chicken tikka on white bread, or maybe trying to be a little healthier and going for a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich on whole meal bread, and then having the realisation that the best value weight wise is one of these bad boys...
So now he is torn between taste and value.
OR...maybe he'll go crazy and really mix things up and get a MIXED PASTA SALAD BOWL.
This is all before he has moved on to the selection of the snack and drink.
The thoughts of a man perusing the meal deal section of a shop really gives me the ICK.
That's probably my second favourite colour of a t-shirt on a man after blackNew ick unlocked
Men in white t shirts
I know where you are coming from.
There are times because of my job I could be in the middle of nowhere and I'm hungry and Tesco is my only option.
I don't duck about, grab a sandwich with a filling I like, grab a smoothie and a packet of Fridge Raiders, pay and leave
all in around 5 minutes.
Omg I remember reading this one last time it was mentioned and the poster had said that they look all vulnerable in the cape and I have never laughed so much
This has made me think of another ick - people who cannot wear trousers that are a suitable leg length. Either too short (usually found with the no socks and slip on shoes combo), or so ridiculously long they’re nearly falling over them, or worst case scenario, they fold them up/over
I’m thinking of Rishi Sunak hereThis has made me think of another ick - people who cannot wear trousers that are a suitable leg length. Either too short (usually found with the no socks and slip on shoes combo), or so ridiculously long they’re nearly falling over them, or worst case scenario, they fold them up/over
Has to be WHITE white though. Not the white that's been worn to death and accidentally thrown in with a black sockThat's probably my second favourite colour of a t-shirt on a man after black
Your icks are so specific. I love it
My husband gets his beard trimmed by a barber. Part of the service is a hot towel wrapped round the head.
The barber shared an Instagram story with my husband in the bloody cloak and a towel wrapped round his head, all that was poking out was the tip of his nose!!! I only knew it was him as my husband showed me the story and said "recognise them trainers?" Instant ick
If he gets normal chips in Nando’s instead of the peri-salted ones. Ick
I always wondered that too. To make it worse he got the tuna pasta salad as his main…imagine sitting next to that in the office I would be sick.
I think this short story has finally cured me of my attraction to men
Your writing is really funny!The song Panama by Van Halen.The talking bit in the middle when he talks about reaching down between his legs and the revving of the cars. Makes my skin crawl.
And obviously if he gets his Nando’s any heat strength less than hot.
When you order a pina colada then they start singing “if you like pina coladas”
I’m in my early 30s and men my age called “Gary” or “Ian”
Can I also add Greg and Keith to this?I’m in my early 30s and men my age called “Gary” or “Ian”
Yes ! Also Pete (Peter is fine)
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