"The Ick" #9
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That's because Tyson fury looks like an overgrown baby
A man who owns slippers
Men who are fussy eaters And don’t eat vegetables
I know of someone (a gamer) who only eats cheese on toast or McDonald's. So icky.
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VW Polo is my prime 'female' car I find weird to see men driving.
My husband just put one of the gloves on at the petrol station. I opened the car door and said what the actual duck are you doing.
That's straight up going on the divorce papers
That's straight up going on the divorce papers
Men who vape inside a restaurant on a table opposite you
Men that own suit shops, bear with, it's specific..
So there's a brand of suits (mass produced & everyone seems to be wearing them now) & they sell to these small suit shops.
The men that own these suit are shops are so sleazy, bit of a flash bleep, usually model their own stock on insta, wear a suit with no socks, wear a suit waistcoat with too tight jeans, no socks & brogues, sometimes with a quirky cap, have a girlfriend (younger than their daughter) that works in the shop, her boyfriend before suit man probably only ever wore a suit to court or a funeral, but she now proclaims to know everything about suits, but really she's only in it for the holidays to Dubai, nights out & presents. (Fair play, suit shop man is a total ick. His ex wife remembers when he had a Saturday job in Burtons, in the late 80s not quite the "long history of working in tailoring" he claims)
Actually. Just men in general.
So there's a brand of suits (mass produced & everyone seems to be wearing them now) & they sell to these small suit shops.
The men that own these suit are shops are so sleazy, bit of a flash bleep, usually model their own stock on insta, wear a suit with no socks, wear a suit waistcoat with too tight jeans, no socks & brogues, sometimes with a quirky cap, have a girlfriend (younger than their daughter) that works in the shop, her boyfriend before suit man probably only ever wore a suit to court or a funeral, but she now proclaims to know everything about suits, but really she's only in it for the holidays to Dubai, nights out & presents. (Fair play, suit shop man is a total ick. His ex wife remembers when he had a Saturday job in Burtons, in the late 80s not quite the "long history of working in tailoring" he claims)
Actually. Just men in general.
Recently single women who are absolutely desperate for attention on Facebook, you can tell them a mile off as Profile Pic changes multiple days in a row, the numerous "just me and the kids now" while your clearly gagging for male attention, and the pointless oversharing on statuses in your multiple statuses per hour updates, someone updated there status on my friends list to
"Mince Dinner on the go"
They are no longer on said Friends List
"Mince Dinner on the go"
They are no longer on said Friends List
When your friend tell you to "listen to this song" hands you their headphones and it's full of wax 
VW polo is definitely a guy car I’m sorry
Men driving Minis
Yep - Agreed!
Mark Darcy?
I can't stand guys who don't wear socks, or who live in flip-flops. Don't get me started on pony-tails
Or crocs.
Or anything from the ' stupid trouser shop'
Or any combination thereof
Especially if they are forever pushing a pair of bins up their nose as well.
Or crocs.
Or anything from the ' stupid trouser shop'
Or any combination thereof
Especially if they are forever pushing a pair of bins up their nose as well.
I don’t know you and have never seen you on here before but I am crying at your Joe Blackburn picture and the 4 yogurts quote
I thought I was the only one in the world who knew about him.Thanks for ClintI don’t know you and have never seen you on here before but I am crying at your Joe Blackburn picture and the 4 yogurts quote
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