Omg I just remembered an ick. I used to work with a 5ft4 man who got the bus to work and had a back pack (ick remembered due to posts above). Once I was leaving work in my car and I passed him on his way to bus stop. He was walking along the pavement talking to himself (no Bluetooth or earphones), whilst doing that thinking beard plucking thing (like this

), with his backpack draped over one shoulder. He looked a bit mad.
He was a nice man but was very icky. Had really long perfect nails too, dammit. But long nails on men just, nooooo. Especially on smaller man hands.
Used to always wear khaki coloured shirts and trousers. Would have looked more at home on safari than in an office.