"The Ick" #9

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Totally off topic I know but I felt compelled to put out a public trainer sock warning after seeing your disturbing post.

Basically, there's some dodgy batches of these being sold to the unsuspecting general public. Yeah man.

I've been buying them for years with no problems until quite recently. I bought a new batch 0f 5 pairs from a supposedly reputable high street/online store only to find to my utter disgust that they came half way over my ankle. Quelle Horreur!

I've got really big feet and these were a size down as it's tricky to buy in my foot size. Still pornographically visible over the trainer line.

A friend of mine mercilessly took the piss whenever I wore them in their presence. Anyhow I've gifted them to her husband as we're a similar size and he's always very grateful for my quality clothing donations. He's not worn them thus far.

TLDR

If the guy wore the socks plainly visible over the trainer line with "Malice aforethought" then he deserves to burn in the fiery pit IMO.

If it was unintentional and he was also the victim of trainer sock scamming bandits like me then "tit happens" as they say.

I know I sound quite demented but it's Monday. I'll be noticeably worse by the weekend.
what is happening 😭😭
 
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I snogged a guy who plays at the rugby club I work at casually at the weekend, we’ve been texting, he just told me he’s a recruitment consultant 😩 thats a job that gives me the ick!
Agreed! My ex worked in recruitment and dated a couple before - usually massive coke heads with their head up their a
 
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The eerie shrill cackle of the coven when I try to brush my teeth in an assertively violent manly manner.
 
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Men waiting at bus stops. Dont ask why but I saw a good looking man standing waiting on a bus the other day and it was a major ick
 
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Men waiting at bus stops. Dont ask why but I saw a good looking man standing waiting on a bus the other day and it was a major ick
Would you rather see a man waiting for a bus or see a man running late for a bus trying to catch it? What is more ick inducing?
 
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Men who eat ready salted crisps - seriously, get some flavour in your life!
my fave crisp is ready salted and everyone thinks it’s an ick 🤣🥲 I accept they are boring but I love them (walkers).

Ick today is men on holiday wearing their holiday outfits eg. Cargo shorts and a polo tee with sliders and socks, which it looks like their partner picked out . Cannot cope 🤢

Also men hovering about trying to get service in a shop but they can’t get the attention of the staff 🙅🏻‍♀️
 
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Would you rather see a man waiting for a bus or see a man running late for a bus trying to catch it? What is more ick inducing?
Running for a bus is definitely worse.

Imagine a man running for a bus with a bag on his back...
 
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Omg I just remembered an ick. I used to work with a 5ft4 man who got the bus to work and had a back pack (ick remembered due to posts above). Once I was leaving work in my car and I passed him on his way to bus stop. He was walking along the pavement talking to himself (no Bluetooth or earphones), whilst doing that thinking beard plucking thing (like this 🤔), with his backpack draped over one shoulder. He looked a bit mad.

He was a nice man but was very icky. Had really long perfect nails too, dammit. But long nails on men just, nooooo. Especially on smaller man hands.

Used to always wear khaki coloured shirts and trousers. Would have looked more at home on safari than in an office.
 
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Omg I just remembered an ick. I used to work with a 5ft4 man who got the bus to work and had a back pack (ick remembered due to posts above). Once I was leaving work in my car and I passed him on his way to bus stop. He was walking along the pavement talking to himself (no Bluetooth or earphones), whilst doing that thinking beard plucking thing (like this 🤔), with his backpack draped over one shoulder. He looked a bit mad.

He was a nice man but was very icky. Had really long perfect nails too, dammit. But long nails on men just, nooooo. Especially on smaller man hands.

Used to always wear khaki coloured shirts and trousers. Would have looked more at home on safari than in an office.
Wow to all of this.

There should be a whole thread on the ick with men in the workplace 😅

A major ick is when a man has a very elaborate packed lunch in work that he brings in a cooler bag and reusable cutlery.

A man eating a yoghurt at his desk with a reusable spoon that he doesn't rinse and just puts it straight back into said cooler bag.
 
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New members who post in Facebook groups just to say "thanks for the add", especially if the post is a large picture avatar of themself.
 
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When a man is in the bath & his willy is just floating, bobbing about on the surface like a little sea creature.
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