"The Ick" #9

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Men with pointy noses 🤢 doesn’t matter how handsome you are if you have a pointy nose then your Mr Burns
 
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Eurgh this thread has just reminded me of when I went on a supplier visit for work a few years ago, I shook this guy’s hand and it was cold and clammy, and his handshake was so limp. I nearly threw up on his shoes 🤢
 
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I've just seen an advertisement for a new solution to get an erection in two minutes at 5.45 pm ffs.
Anyway any man who needed that sort of thing would give me the ick. It seems so inauthentic.
 
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Ick for me is any man who describes himself as “tactile” in his profile. It implies he will be creepy with wandering hands and will try to touch you even if you aren’t into it. I also imagine he’ll be the type to keep repeating your name in the middle of a sentence like what smarmy sales-people are taught to do.
 
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Probably very judgy but my stomach turns when men have posh accents and basically posh boys 😣
Screams sweaty limp handshakes
Why are they all wearing red trousers?!? 🤣🤣🤣
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They’re always called Hugo, Sebastian or Harry. They nearly always work in real estate or finance. Nearly always have a raging habit
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Men in dungarees
Men in turtleneck jumpers
Men in neckscarfs
Men with limp handshakes
Don’t forget Rupert and Tarquin 😅
 
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This reminds me of a bit from Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

I know a Michael who won’t shorten his name🤢
I work with an Andrew who hates being called Andy. I just wanna say “oh chill out”. 🙄 He’s really prim and proper which just adds to the ick.
 
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I work with an Andrew who hates being called Andy. I just wanna say “oh chill out”. 🙄 He’s really prim and proper which just adds to the ick.
This reminds me of a work email signature I saw recently that was ‘Stephanie (not Steph) Surname’ never seen that before. It made me laugh though thinking how much it must annoy her to specifically state what not to call them
 
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