Clammy hands. Pale, limp and clammy hands. Just the thought makes me shudder.
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Following this with a weak handshake - instant ick
This reminds me of a bit from Harry Hill’s TV Burp.
I know a Michael who won’t shorten his name
Eurgh this thread has just reminded me of when I went on a supplier visit for work a few years ago, I shook this guy’s hand and it was cold and clammy, and his handshake was so limp. I nearly threw up on his shoes
Imagine admitting to living in a van and thinking it’s an attractive quality
I want to know what he looks like.
Another ick is poor grammar and spelling
I must have really liked my now husband because he’s always spelt ‘you’re’ as ‘your’ which normally would be instant ick but he completely gets away with it
I've just seen an advertisement for a new solution to get an erection in two minutes at 5.45 pm ffs.
Anyway any man who needed that sort of thing would give me the ick. It seems so inauthentic.
Anyway any man who needed that sort of thing would give me the ick. It seems so inauthentic.
I dumped someone once purely for this reasonMen with pointy noses
Short men.
Under 5'7
Under 5'7
I genuinely appreciate all different types of dress sense… but this?!
Edit to say, he’s liked me on bumble.
Edit to say, he’s liked me on bumble.
Ick for me is any man who describes himself as “tactile” in his profile. It implies he will be creepy with wandering hands and will try to touch you even if you aren’t into it. I also imagine he’ll be the type to keep repeating your name in the middle of a sentence like what smarmy sales-people are taught to do.
Why are they all wearing red trousers?!?Probably very judgy but my stomach turns when men have posh accents and basically posh boys
Screams sweaty limp handshakes
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Don’t forget Rupert and Tarquin
I work with an Andrew who hates being called Andy. I just wanna say “oh chill out”.This reminds me of a bit from Harry Hill’s TV Burp.
I know a Michael who won’t shorten his name
He’s really prim and proper which just adds to the ick.
Jesus Christ what an offence to the eyes! Apart from the obvious, the messy garden and hooks that are too low down are aggravating factors. Why are they so low down on the wall ffs
He’s from the East Midlands.For the love of god charge your phone. !!!
(Is he eastern European?)
72 miles away from me, fortunately.marginally better.
This reminds me of a work email signature I saw recently that was ‘Stephanie (not Steph) Surname’ never seen that before. It made me laugh though thinking how much it must annoy her to specifically state what not to call themI work with an Andrew who hates being called Andy. I just wanna say “oh chill out”.
A guy text me and called me “Cheeky chops” 
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