Sorry I've woken up full of icks today:
Men who claim to enjoy salsa/bachata/any sort of latin dancing - just comes across like they've googled 'where to meet women' (like women are always told to join hiking groups to meet men?). And men who pole dance! Christ. My eyes.
Men whose entire personality is their nationality. Australians and Kiwis are so bad for this. If they're Italian, they'll tell you they'll make you carbonara (or even worse get their nonna
to do it). Even worse is when they're like 'guess my ethnicity' (it's always Italian or Moroccan).
Men with sausage dogs. Why do you, as a man, have a dog that is clearly woman-coded?
Men who pose with their hand flat under their chin, palm facing down, with their head at an angle. It actually makes me want to throw up. It just screams 'I am a soft boy plant daddy who will sexually harass you then accuse you of being sex negative'.
Men who make going to therapy a personality trait. You just know they're going to try to use therapy speak to guilt trip you into something.
Men of the age of about 21 who describe themselves as a boy.
Doggo men.
Men who try to flirt with you by disagreeing with you in that fake nonchalant but actually simmeringly aggressive way. And then if you don't back down and agree with them they crack out the danger emojis (
)
Men who claim to enjoy salsa/bachata/any sort of latin dancing - just comes across like they've googled 'where to meet women' (like women are always told to join hiking groups to meet men?). And men who pole dance! Christ. My eyes.
Men whose entire personality is their nationality. Australians and Kiwis are so bad for this. If they're Italian, they'll tell you they'll make you carbonara (or even worse get their nonna
to do it). Even worse is when they're like 'guess my ethnicity' (it's always Italian or Moroccan).Men with sausage dogs. Why do you, as a man, have a dog that is clearly woman-coded?
Men who pose with their hand flat under their chin, palm facing down, with their head at an angle. It actually makes me want to throw up. It just screams 'I am a soft boy plant daddy who will sexually harass you then accuse you of being sex negative'.
Men who make going to therapy a personality trait. You just know they're going to try to use therapy speak to guilt trip you into something.
Men of the age of about 21 who describe themselves as a boy.
Doggo men.
Men who try to flirt with you by disagreeing with you in that fake nonchalant but actually simmeringly aggressive way. And then if you don't back down and agree with them they crack out the danger emojis (
)
emoji.
