"The Ick" #9

[lanathebest]

I had a huge crush on this guy at work it was really intense and we would flirt a lot until I decided to have more of a real conversation but all he’d say is
1. Talk bout my ethnicity which he’d do everyday
2. Talk bout how sexy women are (in that country)
3. Stay silent for anything else

had no crush anymore. everything was gone. Why are so many men boring and cringe

 

[emerald]

I had a huge crush on this guy at work it was really intense and we would flirt a lot until I decided to have more of a real conversation but all he’d say is
1. Talk bout my ethnicity which he’d do everyday
2. Talk bout how sexy women are (in that country)
3. Stay silent for anything else

had no crush anymore. everything was gone. Why are so many men boring and cringe

bleepin hell I ask myself the same question every day.

 

[Hastaggifted]

People eating while walking around Tesco. Saw a woman this morning shoving a sausage roll from the hot counter in her gob. Pastry all over her top.
Do they dump the wrapper or just take the empty wrapper to the till and say soz I couldn't control myself. Surely you could wait until you're in the car at least?

 

[Mamacita]

People eating while walking around Tesco. Saw a woman this morning shoving a sausage roll from the hot counter in her gob. Pastry all over her top.
Do they dump the wrapper or just take the empty wrapper to the till and say soz I couldn't control myself. Surely you could wait until you're in the car at least?

I feel like it's the same people who treat going to the supermarket as a day out, so maybe they can't wait the 4h it's going to take them to walk around the shop

 

[LucyEyelesbarrow]

I feel like it's the same people who treat going to the supermarket as a day out, so maybe they can't wait the 4h it's going to take them to walk around the shop

With about ten family members clustering in the aisles

 

[265]

This pair of shoes.....

 

[abelleza]

Went on a double date last weekend, we went bowling so whilst waiting for our time slot we went to the arcade attached to the bowling alley…

I already wasn’t feeling it but you know that punch bag thing, the one where you punch it as hard as you can and you get a number to tell you how strong you are? Well he insisted on going on that, and took it soooo seriously it was disgusting
He was proper preparing himself before the punch and then got annoyed when the number wasn’t very high (another ick). He seemed genuinely pissed off that he did tit. I got out of there as quick as I could after the bowling.

 

[Grizzlybear]

People eating while walking around Tesco. Saw a woman this morning shoving a sausage roll from the hot counter in her gob. Pastry all over her top.
Do they dump the wrapper or just take the empty wrapper to the till and say soz I couldn't control myself. Surely you could wait until you're in the car at least?

That’s hilarious, no problem with kids getting a snack etc on the way round as it’s a distraction (and I know I didn’t really understand when I was small how shops worked). But a grown woman?!

 

[abelleza]

That’s hilarious, no problem with kids getting a snack etc on the way round as it’s a distraction (and I know I didn’t really understand when I was small how shops worked). But a grown woman?!

Yeah I mean I’m a greedy large duck and even I could control myself for the time it takes to do a big shop

 

[VC10]

Yeah I mean I’m a greedy large duck and even I could control myself for the time it takes to do a big shop

Same

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

I sent my boyfriend home the other night because he felt sick and said his “tummy was in turmoil”.

Mine was the same after hearing that.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

The name Chris spelt with a K.

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Men who bake.

 

[DanaScully]

In a restaurant tonight and heard a couple (man/woman) on a nearby table complaining to the waiter that they were cold.

Shortly after, the waiter appeared with a small blanket and the man took it off him and put it over his shoulders like a little shawl.

 

[BettyBeau]

In a restaurant tonight and heard a couple (man/woman) on a nearby table complaining to the waiter that they were cold.

Shortly after, the waiter appeared with a small blanket and the man took it off him and put it over his shoulders like a little shawl.

Screaming I have an ex I could imagine doing this

 

[HowlOwl]

Men who bake.

Not even ...??

 

[Gidget00_]

I was in Tesco earlier and some big muscular guy whipped out his Tesco clubcard, I have a Tesco clubcard but something about a big man using one was such a big ICK

 

[Universal]

I went on a first date and he paid then asked for a VAT receipt so he could claim the meal on expenses = total ick. To my shame I did see him once again...

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I heard a couple talking on the train the other day and the man said to the woman “I think when we get home I’ll go for a little lie down” and it gave me the ick

 

[LucyEyelesbarrow]

I went on a first date and he paid then asked for a VAT receipt so he could claim the meal on expenses = total ick. To my shame I did see him once again...

Eww yuck.