*proposes to sarah*
”it must have cost you thousands and thousands and thousands”
…..”no me nanna give me it”
"The Ick" #9
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”it must have cost you thousands and thousands and thousands”
…..”no me nanna give me it”
A guy that I’m friends with on Facebook will upload photos from an event he’s been to or whatever, but will individually write a caption under every single photo. That gives me the ick.
(If he was doing this for accessibility reasons, I’d have no problem with it. But it’s not, he’s just sitting there contemplating a “witty” caption for every single one)
(If he was doing this for accessibility reasons, I’d have no problem with it. But it’s not, he’s just sitting there contemplating a “witty” caption for every single one)
Currently reading Tripadvisor reviews planning a holiday, getting major ick from people naming all the staff who ever served them in a hotel, and genuinely thinking they'll remember them.
He had Enya Caribbean Blue in his IG story. This same guy had his sunglasses sitting on his head with an orange rope style chain attached to them 
Yes. THIS is such an ick.
I cringe when I read reviews like -
'Brilliant holiday - shout out to Steve behind the bar who makes a great mojito. Thanks to Maria in reception for checking us in. Also the cleaning staff - Rosie and Luisa were top quality cleaners and changed the towels and bedding everyday.'
STOP IT.
Totally this!! Shout out to Cia for the best eggs!! Saw that one earlier.
Matched with what I can only describe as a god on hinge...6ft5, gorgeous, amazing job, funny, good chat etc...arranged to go out for a drink tomorrow and I mentioned about not usually going out in the week because of work and he replied 'oh i'm flattered, Hehee' 
would just like to add this man is 33...
would just like to add this man is 33...
See I always read hehe as heh heh a kind of chuckle, not as in Tee hee.
On the subject of suits, this outfit which for some unfathomable reason appeared on my Facebook feed earlier.
Aww no. I don’t mind a medium man - reminds me that women will always be capable of handling a lot more than men.
Well this is just a scientific, biological, undeniable fact.
They had to give the extra fabric that was needed for the "stretch".Where are his socks?!?
Men who wear baseball hats indoors (especially when they have it on inside their own home).
'Whoopsie'I got the ick from my book
'Gosh'
'Oh dear'
What is this book? Just so I know to avoid it.
Just laughed out loud reading that as it's so accurate.
I hate those sort of reviews, too.Maybe it's just me but I find it a bit weird when people take the time to memorise staff names. I think it harks back to the days when I worked in retail as a student and customers would address me by name because I obviously wore a name badge. I used to want to say "I'm not your mate, don't be weird".
When I worked in retail I hated it so much I pretended to lose my badge and hoped my manager didn't notice (he didn't thankfully). I only ever introduced myself to one girl because she was so lovely and I wanted to be her friend.Just laughed out loud reading that as it's so accurate.
Maybe it's just me but I find it a bit weird when people take the time to memorise staff names. I think it harks back to the days when I worked in retail as a student and customers would address me by name because I obviously wore a name badge. I used to want to say "I'm not your mate, don't be weird".
If people started leaving reviews for me on Trip Advisor I'd find that so weird. I don't even know the name of the shop staff I see and talk to every day at my local, nevermind elsewhere.
‘We was’ not ‘We were’. Ew 
Also, I saw a man jogging this morning with the most bizarre cap on. It had a flap at the back. New ick unlocked
Also, I saw a man jogging this morning with the most bizarre cap on. It had a flap at the back. New ick unlocked
I think it's the pathetic way he follows after Barbie etc like a little love sick puppy! OR also the way he is so strange when he goes to the "real world"
Also I thought his 6 pack looked like an old man's and it was just real tanned and fake looking - ick
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What is it with humans wanting to always come across as if they know people/ things more than others??
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