"The Ick" #7

[it’s not been changed?!]

A match on bumble has extended the match and I was going to message him but he’s put a new photo up and he’s wearing a baker boy hat. NOT a flat cap. A baker boy. It’s tweed and bobbly.

 

[Shoequeen91]

I know this probably sounds harsh but I’m getting ick from someone who constantly wants to see me every weekend. Like, I still want my own time to do my own thing away from my relentless job. And then when I mention other plans I have, I get the whole “oh suppose I can’t begrudge you that”



/sarcasm.

Yeah, let’s not. Just seems too much.

 

[aimzalicious]

New ick unlocked: shoplifting.

an old ex of mine used to shoplift brollies from M&S and I heard last night that a newer ex of mine who I'm still friends with shoplifts jarred hotdogs (the ones in water) from Sainsbury's. Why do they shoplift such specific things, it's so weird

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Oh god men using the emoji makes me absolutely shrivel up.

 

[holliebollie]

Whoever just said the ick comes along randomly is right… I’ve been with men for a year before the ick has come along, after all going well. Once it’s there and taken root, within a couple of weeks I hate them. Like literally from feeling in love to pure hatred. I like to think it’s a sign they’re not right for you rather than just being a psychopath

 

[GBNI]

Sam Smith. I can't explain it but they just look like they'd smell musty.

 

[petitspois]

I've got a NASA jumper

That's fine as people that work for NASA don't wear NASA uniforms (I think?). It's men trying to look like they are in a SWAT team when they work in DFS that are generating pure Ick.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Seeing men not only follow but comment on cheap tacky half naked girls On insta utter utter ICK!!!

Yes omg if I manage to find a man’s Instagram while I’m in the talking stage and I can see he just follows shitloads of half naked women… BIG BIG ICK

 

[crispycrunch]

Women with baby voices it proper grates me.

 

[givemethegossx]

anyone that calls a dressing gown a house coat

 

[Elle]

Wtf how have I only just discovered this thread. I love it. I'm cracking up.

Once dated a guy who could only come if you twiddled his nipples like radio frequency dials.

If that wasn't enough of an ick he was also emotionally abusive.

Bad times. This was a long time ago but I still feel sick whenever I think of him. Fortunately, that is not often but there you go, I'm recalling this horrible memory especially for you guys. Enjoy.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Everything about this.

 

[pommynoir]

Men that are active on social media, especially those that make TikToks and reels

 

[mozzarellagirl]

men in these type of trainers

catch the price! £150 to look like the kid that got picked last for the teams in P.E

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Hahahhaa don't have a basket but also don't carry loads of stuff in your arms. You must get each item and take it to the checkout one by one to save the womenfolk from having the ick.

Yes - absolutely.

Men these days. Shopping with baskets instead of killing an elk with their bare hands and chucking it over their shoulders to cart it home. They're a disgrace.

Do you understand what the ick is?

Blokes carrying a basket in the supermarket

What's worse is using one of those wheely baskets -

 

[Love_hate_small_town]

I started seeing a really lovely guy back in the day. Very falling head first, intense etc (probably ovulating or whatever). Anyway, was having a stalk of his Facebook and he had an album from time he’d spent travelling in SE Asia. He looked pretty fit in most, so was enjoying my stalk until I came across a pic of him in an orange ethnic smock monstrosity. It was a very earnest wearing of it. The shirt/ smock had a low neckline showing his white white t shirt tan and smattering of pale chest hair. Not as though someone had gifted it to him and he was wearing it out of politeness. All my feelings for him shrivelled up and died on that moment along with my vagina.

 

[spillthesass]

Been seeing a guy for about a month now. Last night posted on my snap story a screenshot of my mate and me having some banter, she’d replied to a pic of me ‘can we have sex’, I was wine drunk and thought this was hilarious.
He responded… can I watch?
He’s absolutely given me the ick and I’m not sure I can go back now 🥲

 

[gowlseverywhere]

got chatting with a guy during lock down who i really liked he kept telling me how much he missed his work “gigging” so naturally i’m picturing bass guitarist in some sort of indie band ,imagine my ick when it turned out he was a poet ,who’s material ironically is mostly about how shitty the internet is ,and this was his full time number not even a part time bit anywhere doing anything else i mean would you be fully booked 7 nights a week there shakespeare?

 

[Some People!]

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[AshMay]

This reminds me, when my bf thinks he's a boxer and makes those "tss tss" exhale noises on the punching bag