"The Ick" #7

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

Men that use a filter

 

[EJK85]

When dating profiles mention enjoying 'cosy nights in'.
I'm old and both men and women do this.

I like nights in & nights out… what’s your other fucking options

 

[BWGossip]

he's only 5'7

Meaning he is 5'5

 

[hereforthe_tea]

New ick unlocked. Men posing in their Christmas PJ's on Facebook.

I find all the family Christmas PJs social media posts gross. I don’t need to see adults I don’t live with in their PJs

 

[Black.bird]

I used to work with a guy who had the Nike quote, "Just Do It" written messily on post-its all over his walls ... he was the biggest procrastinator out!

 

[VC10]

Gawd, you all sound like you were with monsters

 

[JSquared]

Men who where pinky rings. Especially when they are younger men, below 50 - total wankers!

 

[petitspois]

On a similar note, men who go faint at the sight or thought of blood. There was one boy in my school that collapsed when we had a talk about periods. He literally went green then keeled over.

We used to love winding him up.

 

[Extrafine]

Just heard this one and had to share as it’s
When he goes to the bathroom, farts and it echos in the toilet

 

[Pinkii]

Seeing men not only follow but comment on cheap tacky half naked girls On insta utter utter ICK!!!

When guys wear their sunglasses on their head

i dated a guy in my teens who wore his on his forehead

 

[Mamacita]

I need to stop reading this thread when eating as soon as I think the breath convo is over so it's safe to read, something even more rank about it comes up

 

[Dogtanian]

ALL OF THIS!!! I don’t even know where to start! The cuddle beast That greasy hair The bit of chin hair The clothes 2/3 sizes too small The crop top The breasts The fire shit ALL OF IT

'king Hell!!! He must have some confidence to use those as his dating pics.

Ugh I’m not going to fat shame anyone at all, I’m fat, but wear clothes that fit for fuck’s sake.

Exactly, I'm a fat old git who walks like a orangutan wearing a nappy filled with treacle - but even I've got enough sense not to use a profile that crap!

 

[MissTeddy]

I relate to this ick so strongly - one of my colleagues turned up at someone's leaving drinks in one of those leather jackets that have a hoodie pre-stitched and attached into the jacket. He was wearing it with a tie dye v neck t-shirt showing off his very pale and hairy chest

oh yes that is a HUGE ICK for me, men in deep V neck T-shirts - extra ICK if chest hair is visible and maximum ICK if he is also wearing so sort of necklace.

 

[Ensay]

Bantersaurus?
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Why does he need to say “good looking”? Stick a face pic on and let others be the judge of that.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I RAN HERE!!!! The fact he made this, watched it and STILL thought it could be posted!!
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Junior Andre in a few years time.

 

[harveydean]

Men who use the term “bubba.”

 

[watermelon sugar]

when men do that awkward little run across the road when a car is coming. extra ick points if they do it with their hands in their pockets

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

There’s a man I used to fancy a lot at work but wfh I never see him anymore. I saw a picture of him recently and he’s grown his hair long and was wearing a baseball cap. He reminded me of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World

A friend sent me this

 

[Hollie Day]

Men who glance back at their car as they walk away from it.

 

[37BBL]

I was on a teams meeting the other day at work and there were about 5 of us in the call, all of a sudden one bloke scrunches his nose up and sniffs really loudly to the side, then says 'oooh I can smell pizza! Sorry I digress, my family are cooking pizza!' Then did the scruncy nose sniff again.
It was so ick, I am surprised I managed to keep my face straight.