"The Ick" #7

[harveydean]

Also I shagged a guy I met on holiday in Tenerife and as I was leaving his hotel in the morning I saw he had these monstrosities… ICK!
View attachment 1660869

I LOVE the fact you took photo evidence

 

[mozzarellagirl]

Dunc the hunk.

dunc the skunk

____________________________________________

i'm done... i'm done

 

[swimming]

A man buying a bag of open chips at the seaside and walking along eating them getting flustered over seagulls swooping

I don’t even know why that’s an ick but I’m cracking up laughing to myself

also, any man who checks the receipt In any restaurant and makes queries about something like being overcharged for a breadcrumb or whatever. No mate, just no.

 

[37BBL]

If a bloke eats something too hot and does that flappy hand waving thing over thier mouth.

 

[capriallie]

If a bloke eats something too hot and does that flappy hand waving thing over thier mouth.

I know!!! Burn your tongue like a real man ffs

 

[Black.bird]

One of my clients came into the office today, wearing acid-wash jeans with a chain going from the front pocket to the back pocket ... he's early 50s

Ewww ... another one. Clients who go to give you a kiss on the cheek and dribble on you or smell all musty

 

[harveydean]

I was over at my new boyfriend’s house today and saw his dressing gown hung on the back of his bedroom door. It was faded and a bit matted. I’m breathing through it…

DENIM JACKETS

Collarless leather jackets. I’ve cut a date short because of lack of collar.

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

My boyfriend has a cold (he thinks it’s flu) and bought some Day Nurse. Except he didn’t buy the branded stuff, just the supermarket own.

This is probably the most unreasonable and irrational ick I’ve ever experienced.

 

[I'm that Diva]

I travel to work by train and recently sometimes by bus since the train strikes have been on, I get the ick when I see blokes on public transport. OK, I don't drive and have no intention but get a fucking car.

 

[Love_hate_small_town]

That reminds me of one - any man who goes to Thailand on his own (or even with a friend) is a walking . He’s either looking for a certain type of sex worker, or at worst he’s a p*do.

I ended up working in SE Asia for a time and almost all of the teachers there got so much attention from certain local women. They instantly allowed it to go to their heads.
Pale British teachers wandering around like they are sex gods . Little wonder few of them return to Uk when women there ‘know how to treat a man’ etc etc

 

[265]

Men vaping is such an ick for me,
just smoke a fucking real cigarette!

Anyone vaping is an ick.

 

[Fifah1907]

New ick. Just seen my OH labelled his Christmas present for my MiL as ‘merry Christmas mummy’ not with him the now but if I had been I’d have walked out

 

[Hastaggifted]

Saw a man today with Lonsdale slip on trainers

 

[jojida]

When they message first on dating apps saying 'Hows you hunny x'

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

It was. It was hellish. I had a similar moral dilemma to you when I broke it off and had to really grapple with whether or not to tell him because if I had bad breath, I would genuinely rather know about it, but it just feels so harsh.

I also had a work colleague once who had veneers on her front teeth and they’d given her gingivitis. Her gum line around the veneer was blood red and her breath could have been bottled and sold as a biological weapon. She had a fiancée as well, I have no idea how he coped with it.

 

[emerald]

Overheard a man at work asking someone else in a hopeful, hushed tone if "work would let us have the day off if England get in the world cup final". Just knocked me sick because he sounded like a wee boy trying to miss school because his tummy hurts.

I guess the rest of us who are neutral/don't like football would have to pick up the slack?? Just pull a sickie like a normal person.

 

[Chloesm]

Men vaping is such an ick for me,
just smoke a fucking real cigarette!

 

[holly1727373!3]

Olly Murs

 

[harveydean]

This is something I can’t abide by.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Men that call each other "mate", "pal" or "buddy" when they barely even know them.

Even worse when it's in a work-related context <<looks over in disgust at my husband>>