"The Ick" #4

[nothanksbabes]

Men who think Nando's is a restaurant. Are you 15?

Men in low v-neck tshirts. Nice cleavage there Gary.

 

[swimming]

I saw a man last week running to catch the train and just as he got to the platform he reached out and tried to get into the train door but it had already started closing and he had to quickly pull his arm out of the way.

I turned around I was so embarrassed for him. Men running for any type of public transport is a huge vom for me

 

[Nora Fenn]

Everything about this repels me. The clothes, the gym body and the ' 'I'm so fit and hot' expression.
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**clitoris recoils in horror**

This thread tickles me so much and this post just had me in a wrinkle, then my kids joined in and we were all just hysterically laughing even though I’m the only one who knew what we were actually laughing at

State of that bloke, bet he used a ring light to take the pic too

 

[justheretoread99]

Men who say they don't like the taste of water.

Oh my god this reminded me of my ex but the opposite, was in bed and in the middle of the night he went to get a bottle of water. Woke me up by proceeding to down the whole bottle and then smacked his lips and went “mmm AH tasty as fuck!!”

 

[justheretoread99]

Just spent the past 5, yes 5, minutes swiping tinder. Literally every single bio gave me the ick of some sort.

You own a car, house and have a job? Congratulations me too, that’s literally the bare minimum
You have tattoos and piercings? Congratulations me too and about 100,000 others.
You enjoy holidays? Yep, so does everyone I’ve ever met.

Please someone tell me if I’m being harsh here. But do these bios make anyone else feel ‘icky’ there’s just no uniqueness anymore.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Bio’s like this. He sounds like he’s got short angry man syndrome (he is 5’8” )

 

[Gamu]

Men who are overly tired in the mornings.

 

[E84Blair]

The new phrase "love language" is just ick.

Apparently there are four of these love languages but I've only ever seen people say "my love language is receiving gifts"

Oh really? Who the hell doesn't enjoy receiving gifts?! And congratulations on your love language being completely materialistic and selfish - what a thing to mention.

 

[emerald]

A man who doesn't drink tea or coffee but does drink hot chocolate.

 

[Pink blancmange]

I was talking to someone today off of Tinder, he asked last time I dated someone, I said a month ago, you? He replied 'a couple of months ago : (. That sad face just done it for me. Instantly unmatched.

 

[GemAitch]

Shoes without socks... and men who cross their legs, like the fella looking at the camera

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Seeing a man's bare ankles is so disgusting and indecent. I also feel traumatised by men who wear the invisible socks

I once went on a date with someone who choked on their food. Was mortified. Never saw him again after that Oh and my husband once tripped over and fell on the ground, almost dumped him for that. Major ick

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

When people describe themselves as quirky.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Is it possible to get the ick on yourself?! Because i certainly did this morning!
I was walking towards automatic doors, expecting them to automatically open and they sort of half opened and then got stuck, so I had to step back, they closed and then opened I was just stood there like a dick. Honestly I wanted the doors to just swallow me whole. There were so many people around. I just put my head down and scurried off.

 

[Pink blancmange]

Someone added me on Snapchat from Tinder, firstly, we didn't even match so I clearly wasn't interested, secondly, he sent me a snap of himself with a teddy bear filter, had the ears, glasses, nose, the lot

 

[Pink blancmange]

I posted this a while ago but he's just came up again

 

[lemonlime]

This wasn't my date, but a friend of a friend whom I met at a dinner thing. The guy snapped his fingers at a waiter and I almost stabbed myself with a fork from the strength of my second hand embarrassment. Ick doesn't begin to cover it.

 

[bottombanana]

Which celebs?

God I’m so embarrassed. Chris Hemsworth and Eva Mendes. I once said I thought Chris Hemsworth was good looking hence he decided he was him and Eva Mendes just can’t be explained but I look nothing like her.
It was even worse because I got a few strikes in a row so he put a picture of the screen on Facebook so it sometimes comes up on memories and I die all over again

 

[Beaversabout]

The middle finger pose in a photo. Just reeks of aggression and insecurity at the same time.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Sharing underwear.

I told my sister to try period pants.

I meant for her to buy her own, not take a clean pair from me. I won't be taking it back.

 

[PrincessCharming]

If he’s saying 5”8” you know he’s only 5’4” on his tiptoes.