"The Ick" #4

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Does he mean what I think he means?!

 

[TheSilverFox]

My husband uses all the hoover attachments when he is doing the hoovering. It icks me so bad, but thank the lord not so bad that I have to restrain him and stop him hoovering.

 

[nothanksbabes]

I dated a guy who wore Sketchers trainers. Middle aged woman shoes. Grim.

 

[Ceejay23]

My friend went on a date and the guy rocked up in red chinos...

This has just reminded me about 10 years ago I used to follow this blog called look at my fucking red trousers that shamed men in red trousers

 

[emerald]

Got my nails done today and the lass was chatting about this guy she was seeing and how he only replies using video messages of him talking and I got the ick on her behalf (I didn't say this to her )

 

[nothanksbabes]

Men in coloured chinos. Like, burgundy or brown.

Men in any chinos. I worked most of my career in large law firms and they're full of men who wore chinos as casual wear. They all gave the impression they'd apologise continuously throughout sex.

 

[DoubleBubble]

Thanks so much to all for this thread, I’ve been silently creased laughing and trying not to wake the baby. Men falling over resonated with me as I remembered a guy I was seeing being drunk and slipping down the stairs in a pub. I’d always really fancied him and seeing that made the desire leave my body like I’d been exorcised.

My ones to add are:

men who play guitar and have one long thumbnail

an old boyfriend who thought it was hilarious to do a wiggle-hip dance while naked which resulted in his little pencil-penis whirling around like a windmill. Also added a stupid ‘jokey’ face for good measure. Worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Just, why?

 

[TheSilverFox]

These threads have had me absolutely howling today My major current ick is guys who wear those bumbag style bags across their body, just no.

Lycra in general, but specifically cycling bib shorts.

I had a friend a few years ago who used to carry his mobile phone in a holster in his belt like it was a police radio lol.

Leaning in and gently whispering 'thank you' after orgasm.

 

[CherryAcid]

I really dislike brown bedding. This guy I know just posted a pic on fb of him in bed(already an ick) draped in his brown bedding and I immediately got the ick.

 

[Pink blancmange]

Can't even pin point which is the worst bit about this .

 

[Milehammer]

I was waiting to get my covid jab and the most beautiful man I've ever seen walked in, literally everyone was looking at him. Think Anthony Joshua in a tight white t-shirt..

He sat down next to me and I had a cheeky side eye...FML he had white socks pulled up to his knees and CROCS!!! Fucking crocs. What a shocker.

 

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[it’s not been changed?!]

Oh my word. Remember the trend of family members dressing up as Victorians and sitting together in a Victorian living room and you’d have your photo taken? It would be in black and white, too.
I’ve just seen one on a hinge profile. Crying

 

[LittleLizzy1985]

I thought of a huge ick inducer for me and this isnt exclusive to males either... When people paint their faces during the world Cup or any other sporting event, and wear ridiculous hats or flags around their shoulders, etc. Rank! I also can't deal with middle aged women who work behind a bar and dress up as elves at Christmas or witches at Halloween

 

[Codiaeum]

I came across this guy on bumble. He’s wearing distressed jeans with a denim belt

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I can smell that carpet.

 

[TheSilverFox]

I think what you mean is a distal bite?

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I wouldn’t usually go for men with a distal bite, but I once had a huge crush on a guy with this sort of chin, has grown on me ever since!

The fact that you hid the image behind a spoiler has me howling

 

[Kittypops]

I remembered an Ick from many moons ago...

It was around 2014 and was at boyfriend of that times place, cooking. I reached into the cupboard for some herbs and spices, of which there were many. All open and ready for use, but in Sainsbury's packaging from the days of yore and dated best before 1998.

 

[Kittypops]

@Kittypops was this guy a vampire?! Who talks like that??

Definitely not a vampire as he insisted on sleeping with the curtains open. And with music playing on a loop all night too.

I barely slept.

Not least because Molly was eye balling me...

 

[Pink blancmange]

Why? Why? Just Why?!

 

[watermelon sugar]

When my fella scores a goal on Fifa and goes ‘get in’ afterwards