"The Ick" #4

[Pink blancmange]

As if the vaccinated sticker wasn't enough, he went a step further and posed with his vaccination card

 

[Raymond Luxury-Yacht]

Don’t think this requires my commentary.

 

[holliebollie]

My friend recently went on a daytime coffee date with someone she met on Facebook dating (I mean, you’re asking for weirdos on that). She texted him after saying he was a nice guy but not for her, thanks bla bla. He went crazy, saying couldn’t she have waited until after Christmas to hurt him Mental. I told her, I could tell he was crazy by his double camo in his Instagram pics we stalked.

 

[CocoLoco2]

When I was younger one of my lad mates introduced one of his friends into our little group, he fancied me and was quite fit so I though ok could have potential. One night one of the guys found a full on mouldy old sandwich in his work bag and dared him £20 to eat it. He looked at me and was like shall I? I said no, absolutely disgusting don’t and I’m not sure if he thought it may impress me but he did it and that was it, I was instantly done

 

[millsymilsean]

Ok I’ve been stalking this thread for days now absolutely wetting myself. Here’s my icks from the latest guy I was seeing;
- After some heavy kissing he looked me in the eyes and said “yeah…yeah”
- Text me saying “Oh god, my bed smells of you” I died

 

[April89]

I was stood near a man on a tram station the other day who was eating chips out of a paper takeaway bag, but every time he ate a chip he sucked the salt off each finger. The sound was fairly ‘ick’ but I just kept wondering if his hands were really clean enough to suck his fingers and it really made me feel queasy!

 

[lurkingaround123]

Bio’s like this. He sounds like he’s got short angry man syndrome (he is 5’8” )
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I love reading this type of tinder bio! All them positives you’ve listed about yourself and still nobody wants to date you because you’re a lunatic. And you’re right it’s always men 5’9 and below

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Men who think being able to tolerate spicy food is manly or a personality trait.

 

[ChampagneBox]

When my fella scores a goal on Fifa and goes ‘get in’ afterwards

Or when they miss the goal or get killed in COD and they kick off big time shut the fuck up hun

 

[PrincessCharming]

All I can see is 5’8 🥲

Which means 5’4”

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

A man who is shorter than me, has a stutter and eats with his mouth wide open. And talks with food in his mouth but stutters during so the whole thing is inaudible and you can hear all the food going around their mouth.

I doubt this is just hypothetical, somehow.....

 

[Liberty]

There's absolutely no truth in it that if they've got big feet they've got a big dongle ya know!

My pal once dated a bloke and he was a size 5.5!! She was a UK 8! Enough to give me ick before d*Ick

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men who wear beaded bracelets.

 

[BattleAxing]

One of my neighbours has a side business where he dresses up as Spider-Man and visits children at their birthday parties where he will get into full character mode… how he manages to keep a girlfriend is beyond me. It’s the suit and all the crouching

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Does he mean flawless?

 

[candyland_]

Imagining a man decorating a Christmas tree

My ex.
Each year him and his ‘mummy’ would go out on the same day every single year to pick up his real Christmas tree and then he would spend two days decorating it with his expensive glass baubles.

His wreath got nicked every year

 

[Hastaggifted]

I was in McDonald’s earlier and a man, mid 30s I'd say, asked for a coca cola. I know that's what it's actually called but c'mon man, just say coke. ‍

 

[holliebollie]

This was the man my friend went on one date with… this was the last SS she had. Clearly psychopathic and showing a complete lack of social skills. ONE DATE!!!! I told her she should have said no before the date as he sent her a vid of him doing a headstand That would be ick inducing enough.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Private number plates give me the ick

 

[bipbapbop22]

Spied this and automatically thought of this thread