"The Ick" #4

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Here we go, fellow Icksters... here follows the 'Doing the Deed' Ick.

We were on his bed and before the deed, he carefully explained to me this: "Kittypops, what you must know is, when a man ejaculates, it takes all his energy and he must rest afterwards." It kind of took a lot of the mood away, so he got a hand job and, yep, sure enough, when the happy ending occurred, he turned to me and said: "I shall rest now".

Ick! Ick! Ick!

As a man I have to say he's rather lacking in energy if just lying on his back being pleasured leaves him in a state of collapse. Now, if he was on top, thrusting like the fate of the universe depends on it, that's a different story. I can remember being absolute prostrate after one such session!

 

[klarakluckbag]

Any man that calls himself "single dad" to his cats? Instant ick!!

 

[Prince fan 1999]

Men who are a part of a re enactment group.

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Men who wear gloves. If they're not in spitting distance of Mount Everest or the North Pole then it's wimp vibes

 

[Spoke]

Oh god, a guys job was listed as professional pokémon go player

 

[Gamu]

Men who rush and push to get a seat on the tube

 

[WilmaHun]

My bf posted an insta story asking for clan members to play COD with him or get sweaty on cod or something and it's made me wonder if he's really the one tbh

 

[CherryAcid]

“High standers”?!?!? do you reckon he says “Chester draws” and “nip it in the butt”

works “had”, too.

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"Wont give much away as theres not much to talk about" is code for i have zero personality. I'm surprised he hasn't said hes a "cheeky chappy"

 

[Kate_rf]

Holding a massive fish in their profile photo

 

[bottombanana]

When my partner used to book bowling for a date he used to use celebrity names instead of our own. Honestly made me cringe walking into the bowling alley and realising he’d done it

 

[Pink blancmange]

I really dislike brown bedding. This guy I know just posted a pic on fb of him in bed(already an ick) draped in his brown bedding and I immediately got the ick.

My ex has brown bath flannels. Like actual shit brown. Nothing else in the bathroom was that colour so I really don't know what possessed him to go and actually spend his money on those. Gross.

 

[BattleAxing]

Jeez I’m crying laughing! Extra points if they wear wooly ones like these:

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And it is more of an unpopular opinion than the ick, but I bloody hate men in puffer jackets. I think they look ugly on everyone no matter how good-looking the person is.

Slimmer folk or those that wear skin tight as the bottom half with puffa jackets always come across like they’re built like Crash Bandicoot.

 

[LaBlonde]

Just spent the past 5, yes 5, minutes swiping tinder. Literally every single bio gave me the ick of some sort.

You own a car, house and have a job? Congratulations me too, that’s literally the bare minimum
You have tattoos and piercings? Congratulations me too and about 100,000 others.
You enjoy holidays? Yep, so does everyone I’ve ever met.

Please someone tell me if I’m being harsh here. But do these bios make anyone else feel ‘icky’ there’s just no uniqueness anymore.

wait wait is the second guy saying one of his cats is wearing a toupee that he MADE out of the other cat’s fur?! why is this information just casually out there on his tinder bio?!

 

[Noppa]

‘Nothing gross’

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

I used to work with a lad who was tighter than a submarine door. I remember when I left this particular company, about 10 of us went out for a meal and drinks. He just ordered a starter and asked for it to come out when the rest of us were having our main. He devoured it in 2 minutes flat and then proceeded to start hoovering leftovers from the rest of our plates. And it wasn’t because he was struggling for money either, he just didn’t want to pay for a main meal. He also refused to ever contribute to anyones birthday collection (which I can’t fault him for tbh, they’re the bane of my fucking life) but was quite happy to have one when his own birthday rolled around.

I had no idea this guy was still living rent free in my head until just now but all this talk of bill splitting has clearly picked the scab off an old wound.

 

[GossWhore]

The influenzah Saffron Barker had a photo saying "nom nom" and it reminded me of this guy I dated and he would write "nom nom". Idiot.

Blocked quickly. Actually blocked him because my aunt had died and he cracking jokes that i just end up blurting it out so he could stop joking around. And he said "everyone has things going around I don't want to be around your negative vibes"

 

[Pinkii]

You guys all make me laugh. Surprised anyone ever gets in a relationship really

I would love to see a male version of this thread. I bet some of the stuff i do will be on that list

 

[BattleAxing]

Men basting their lips in vaseline

I had one that stole my lip balms as he worked nights outside in the cold and would moan about chapped lips. Once it was the Nivea pink one, with the slight shimmer in it. He didn’t notice and his shimmery lips in his hi-vis gave me the ick.

 

[summacc]

Honestly I find people in relationships constantly posting on social media overtly cute stuff and commenting on each other’s stuff with pet names super icky, nothing against the actual people it’s just the actions of online pda. Maybe it’s just cause my relationship with my boyfriend is very private and we keep to ourselves that I’m so used to that and when I see that kinda stuff it makes me uncomfortable or something?? or maybe I’m just weird idk

 

[under the ivy]

Guys who use too many hashtags when they upload pictures on Instagram.

#travel #photo #cuteguys #likeforlike