"The Ick" #4

[Pink blancmange]

'If you can't handle that my kids come first then swipe left.' The fact that you have to state that your kids come first indicates that they probably don't.
It should be given. Just state that you've got children if you really feel the need to mention it. Any normal human knows the natural dynamics of a parent and their kids

 

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Imagining a man decorating a Christmas tree

 

[nothanksbabes]

A new one for me is men in bomber jackets. I don't know why. I think it's the lack of a proper collar. Icky.

I feel the same about shirts with a mandarin collar. They look great if you wanna look like a cult leader I wouldn't leave alone with young children.

 

[Emerald37]

All the men on the only way is Essex

 

[Itsmedoctortea]

On social media people referring to their offspring as 'my reason' 'you taught me real love' 'you complete me' Fuck off Karen my caramel cake bar completed my last night but you don't see me shoving it down everyones throats

Throw back to when i was 15 at the cinema with a boy i'd just started 'going steady' with, approx 5 days, soppy bit in the film and he turns to me and says.....I LOVE YOU. I swear still to this day i can feel that deep stomach ache, anxious, nervous, sweating, get me out of here which i now know is THE ICK the 'going steady' lasted for a total of 8 days.

 

[BillieR]

Or just generally over enthusiastic about anything.

I was at the train station the other day and one of the staff was absolutely LUuuving life. Making loads of cringey jokes, bouncing around, literally running over to people who needed help with the barrier with a big grin. ICK!!!

I realise this makes me sound really miserable but it was just toooo much

 

[DrMeredithGrey]

Men using lip balm.
dries me up quicker than one sheet of Plenty

 

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Baby portrait, tribal combo.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men with weak chins.
My friends husbands face just pretty much goes straight from his bottom lip to his neck. It's so hard to explain

 

[wordzalad]

A girl i work with posts about how cute her BF is for sending her about 10 texts in a row with “Good morning ” my sexy baby hehe” and “do you luv me”

If my BF ever did that hed be blocked . The only time I ever say do you love me is if I’m about to ask for a favour. Text like a normal person not a 15 year old in their first relationship

 

[Agent Cooper]

Men who post pictures like this:

 

[merlot]

I love this thread!
I remembered a couple more, I really really really liked a lad for so long when I was 18 & he was 23 so when he asked me out I was crazy happy! Everything was great for months until one night in bed his toenail scratched my leg and that was it.
Instant ick.
Over, done. Bye.

I broke his heart really bad he lost so much weight & was really ill over it. I feel bad about it now. He was such a lovely lad & I've gone out with so many fucking morons since. Serves me right I suppose.
But seriously how hard is it to keep your toenails in check. He almost killed himself for the sake of 2 mins with the nail Clippers

 

[GossWhore]

I have to re-ick.

This guy I was talking to defending rich billionaires like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg because "they worked fcking hard"

I had to block him mid sentence, I am not dealing with that.

 

[under the ivy]

I’m dating a DJ and he talks in DJ speak to me, he’s just said I can come over and ‘lay down tracks’. Honey are we working on the railway

 

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People who don’t snip the stitch that keeps the vent together on the back of a coat.

 

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Escape room guy has unmatched me! maybe because I haven’t messaged him for well over a week… because I’m on holiday for 2 weeks.
Saw a man wearing a tweed flat cap yesterday at lunch time. It’s 23 degrees here… he was obviously English.
I was clearing out my camera roll and saw this

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

I went on a date once with a guy who showed up in a sleeveless t shirt. His arms were lily-white and completely untoned so it looked awful. Then he proceeded to tell me about his chronic IBS and how it impedes his life. That was a major ick situation let me tell you.

 

[JOHN1967]

and dribble down the side when they pull it out as well

I hope to God that you are still talking about petrol.

 

[Pink blancmange]

Like most adults, I do a weekly shop, freeze fresh meat and take it out in the morning to defrost for that night's dinner. My ex would moan about this incase 'he didn't fancy' what I got out in the morning by dinner time . So if I got chicken out and then he fancied beef at 4pm, he wouldn't eat what I was making. Grow up you child! Acting like a spoilt child doesn't do it for me.

 

[Leo100]

Can I just say I like the fact everyone actually says things that mean "the ick" on this thread I hate when infleucners do an "ick q&a" and people say "when they cheat" or "when they become controlling and stop me going out" that's just a unhealthy toxic relationship not the ick