"The Ick" #4

[Hastaggifted]

I'm filing for divorce.

I was cleaning up from dinner, turned round and my 34 year old husband had a petit filous in his hand. I looked at him like he ate it, then scraped and scraped and scraped it clean, sucking the spoon. Honestly I feel physically sick. I told him he is disgusting and to stay the fuck away from me.

 

[Pixipoppy]

Get to a restaurant with a guy and he suddenly realises he doesn’t have a mask (like who doesn’t these days? And it’s wales aswell so masks definitely still a thing). He looks in all his pockets and finally finds a rancid looking surgical mask that looks like it could be the producer of a new fucking variant. Puts it on inside out for a start, and then PUTS IT ON THE TABLE. Seriously grim.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

These trainers.

 

[justheretoread99]

Bit of a weird one…

When you’re reading something actually funny online (Facebook argument or Twitter thread) and a guy replies to a comment saying “you sir win the internet today”.

I don’t know why but it makes me cringe so bad like yeah it’s a funny comment but how can someone “win” the internet. Don’t kill the joke pls just laugh and move on.

 

[WilmaHun]

My boyfriend won't eat certain things unless they're a specific brand from a specific shop and I just find that level of fussiness in a grown man proper ick

 

[summacc]

Men who get a juice or a bottle of coke or something from the fridge section instead of ordering coffee/a hot drink in a coffee shop, i went on a date with someone once and he suggested coffee, get there and he does this and I ask him about it and he tells me he doesn’t like coffee or tea or hot chocolate. Why take me out for coffee then you balloon?

 

[Pink blancmange]

When they've got a vaccinated sticker on their profile photo

 

[holliebollie]

My bf had a vasectomy today and told me about it after. ‘It was just kind of lying on my stomach’ The thought of him having his balls massaged while his dick just lay there like some sort of deflated sausage has given me the ick. I had to change the subject.

 

[LimaNovember]

This guy 100% set up a self timer for his photos. There was 2 more that looked self timed. One with a cocktail shaker in his hand staring wistfully ahead and another where he’s looking at the camera and asking the shaker.

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What is he even doing in that picture? He is holding a spirit level against a raised border which will surely be plumb vertical. And he has no tools nearby, not even a pencil.

I'm going to stop looking now because I'm overthinking.

 

[Beaversabout]

Today a bloke ran through Barnstaple town completely NAKED having a nice jog!?

 

[Wowitsme]

I have another one, men who get their eyebrows waxed etc the thought of them going and laying there and have them done then walking out of the shop with red skin around their eyebrows just Icks me out

 

[BattleAxing]

A man partaking in a conga line. Just gross.

 

[Pink blancmange]

Oh god, a guys job was listed as professional pokémon go player

I think this might be my ex .
I took him away for a weekend to a big city, 4* hotel etc. Do you know what we did? We walked the streets for HOURS all 3 days that we were there looking for fucking POKEMON!!!! And he honestly couldn't understand why I was so pissed off and looked moody. Never looked at him the same after that.

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Tattoos relating to football clubs

 

[under the ivy]

On Bumble. This should be a war crime.

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

This was the man my friend went on one date with… this was the last SS she had. Clearly psychopathic and showing a complete lack of social skills. ONE DATE!!!! I told her she should have said no before the date as he sent her a vid of him doing a headstand That would be ick inducing enough.
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The “fuck off” has absolutely ended me

 

[AshMay]

I was crossing the road after work and waiting for the green man. I thought how embarrassing it would be to get run over. Like, I can’t cross the road properly or something. Then I thought it’s a massive ick for me. A man who got run over. Told my husband he thought I was absolutely ridiculous

Nearly spat out my coffee

You're so right though, imagining them in the road like...

 

[ahtisyourself]

Once went out with a guy who used to use his sat nav to drive around our small village that he’d been living in his whole life.

 

[Cloak]

My boyfriend just took the lid off a muller corner and sat there licking the lid unashamedly for what seemed like six long minutes.

Oh god and then he licked each finger thoroughly. WHY

 

[Eeeww David!]

I was having lunch today and people watching as you do.

A couple at the next table came in and the guy ordered very loudly he would have the hottest wings they had. They came out and after one bite he called the waitress over to say they were not hot enough, he needed the hottest sauce they had. After a while he starts to 'glisten' and wipe his running nose. He also asked his date what her favourite designer brands were.

Classy guy trying the big 'I am' while sweating his arse off in Wingz Kingz

Maybe not so much of an ick as him just being a dick.