My man does this makes me cringe. Bellend.
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omg same makes me feel illMen who drink energy drinks full stop. Just seen a bloke with a can of monster and it made meHe looked like Minty off Eastenders but the can didn’t help, probably got a Rustlers or Pot Noodle for breakfast.
they live on energy drinks and eat their leftovers for breakfast & definitely have a radioactive breath
I actually love sugar free energy drinks, I work hellish shifts and sometimes they just hit the spot. I do drink plenty of water and eat lots of fruit and veg though!!!
I got the ick from something my friend said the other day, she met up with a guy from tinder and they had a little walk around the park. He turned to her stroked her shoulder and said "shall we go back to my place", she went and now he is ghosting her.
I got the ick from something my friend said the other day, she met up with a guy from tinder and they had a little walk around the park. He turned to her stroked her shoulder and said "shall we go back to my place", she went and now he is ghosting her.
I assume your boyfriends don't use condoms.
This thread is too funny! I dated a guy who wanted to take me to the Christmas pantomime and it immediately gave me the ick and I don’t know why!!
I’ve just seen a bloke describe himself as “softly spoken” on his bumble bio. 
Probably been mentioned but instant ick when a guy describes himself as "one of the good guys" or a "gentleman"
Instant creep vibes and you just know they're a porn addict.
Instant creep vibes and you just know they're a porn addict.
My ex kept telling me he was one of the good ones.........he was not!
“He’s behind you”
I’ve come straight on here as soon as I’ve received this message off my match on bumble. So he extended the match so I had an extra 24 hours to send him a message, so I thought he must be keen but the we have only sent a couple of messages and the chat is so boring. His profile says he is looking for “something casual” so I asked him what he was exactly looking for and he’s replied saying “a regular chat, a laugh and a naked cuddle would be nice x” NAKED CUDDLE!! He’s 41 years old!!
I had to edit this twice for all the typos I was rushing.
I had to edit this twice for all the typos
I was rushing.Men wearing rings on their index finger a la Evan Davis give me the ickYeah 100% but the little finger is the absolute WORST
I’ve been chatting to this guy for a few weeks from tinder. Haven’t met in person. Just snooped and found he has a separate insta and calls himself a travel blogger. But the posts are just from his lads holidays and when he’s been out walking in the countryside.
Got the mega ick now
Got the mega ick now
I was seeing a guy who was quite hot. Tall, blond, good-looking, and a little cracker in bed. We met up for a date one snowy night and he turned up wearing a flat cap. Instant ick...dumped him the next day.
Also dumped a guy when he had a perm. Mind you, he was on borrowed time anyway, I'd stayed at his parent's house and he crept into my bedroom wearing Star Trek pyjamas!. 100% ick!!
Also dumped a guy when he had a perm. Mind you, he was on borrowed time anyway, I'd stayed at his parent's house and he crept into my bedroom wearing Star Trek pyjamas!
. 100% ick!!
Sometimes I read this thread and think the lad I’m seeing doesn’t stand a chance with anyone else if we call it a day
when they not only take selfies (which is an ick in itself) but send you a selfie 
even worse when they pout in their selfieswhen they not only take selfies (which is an ick in itself) but send you a selfie
I've added a picture to explain but those neanderthal tough man types who hold cutlery in fisted hands and eat the whole meal with their hands like this. It's off the ick scale. It's food, just relax you insecure wick.
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