“The Ick” #3

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Pear shaped men usually have hands like this as well, instant ick 🤮 they’re like kids hands, no definition

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Men whose bios say they are looking for someone to go on adventures with. I don’t know why 😂 I don’t like going adventures. I’m a miserable cow. 🤣
 
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Also guilty of carrying my cutlery in my laptop bag 🤣🤣🤣 There's none in the office and we're not allowed to leave anything on our desks or in drawers so I have too!
I'm harsh aren't I 🤣🤣 I just find it cringe when blokes get their little cutlery set out.
 
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He was wearing a Christmas jumper which was also on the huge list of why this guy gave me the ick, then he produced a carrier bag and said I got you this, and it was A MATCHING CHRISTMAS JUMPER TO HIS. I died inside
Even without the other horrors in the post, this is instant ick. duck off with the Christmas jumpers, they only look sweet on children and old people. And possibly dogs.
 
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Men who walk with turned in feet like penguins

Men who wear sketchers.

Walking sandals

Men who wear walking trousers and posh shoes together with a checked shirt
 
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Bitten finger nails.
Men with large thighs that rub together
Pudgy moobs
Weak chins
Big beards
 
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Round pregnant looking bellies, especially with skinny legs. Usually sported by those propping up the bar, moaning about their wife.
 
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When he phoned his mum to ask where potatoes are kept in the kitchen.
 
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Once seen, never forgotten

I think Arg can be considered a bit pear shape. I know he is very overweight (but losing it courtesy of surgery) but even when he was slimmer he carried a lot of weight on his hips and thighs.
One of my close lad friends is a pear shape 🤣
 
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