“The Ick” #3

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leigh213

leigh213

I have this guy friend who I've known for like 11 years, and in all of that time, he can't keep a gf because he is a level 500 clinger.

Anyways, he's on the dating apps, yes, ALL OF THEM, 24/7. He texts me the other day " is it bad that I'm on tinder in the church lobby waiting to pick up my niece?". Why yes, yes it is. Desperation can be smelt miles off.

He and other guys I know will plaster their nieces and nephews all over social media and talk about how they're gonna have a "sleepover with uncle ____". ICKKKKK.

I also hate when guys say "lil". " Here I am with my lil buddy, my lil friend, my lil dog". We're talking men in their 30's, now.

I also get major ick when guys act like they need your help to learn about something, in trying to get a date. " Hmm... it'd be real cool if you could teach me about that, should we go some time?" " I don't know much about ____ maybe you can show me". Grow a pair and tell me what you like or don't like and don't act like you're so desperate that you'll pick up whatever hobby I'm into. Don't be a pushover.

One more thing: guys who can't spell, but in particular, guys that use plurals of things when it should be singular. I have an ex who always called a "woman"... "women". So anytime he talked about his mom or grandma, he'd be like " So thankful for this wonderful women who brought me into the world". Were they glued together when they gave birth to you because I JUST SEE ONE.
UGH it burns me up.

I'm still friends with his mom on Facebook too so every holiday I have be slowly driven to madness.
 
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BetsyGreen

jawidjanqndn said:
If I don’t reply for 5 mins this guy sends me a seperate ‘x’ to get my attention!!! I have the major ick 🤢 our entire message history is
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Not to mention he is so boring. I asked if he drove and he said he has friends & family to drive him around, asked if he had a job he said he cba for one 🙄 anyone else think it’s so unattractive when a boy has no goals in life?!
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He needs kicked to the kerb! Like he’s not even trying for a job! He’d have you barefoot and pregnant chained to a sink in Ballysally, the chaviest estate in Northern Ireland and he’d be chain downing the cheapest beer he can afford whilst riling the cranky neighbour downstairs whose verbally abusive to her grandson that she keeps getting landed with!
 
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JOHN1967

whisperchat said:
ICK STORY
In December of 2017 me and my friend went out in London and got absolutely smashed, some how during the night we met this guy who took a liking to me and I gave him my number... (I don't even remember meeting him) but when I woke up in the morning he had text me and whatsapped me and put a picture of me and him on Instagram with a caption 'just my type, lucky boy last night x' (I think he asked his mate to take a sneaky pic of us without me knowing, I also think he admitted that when I asked him lol) now when I say I wanted the ground to eat me alive I'm not exaggerating. Anyway, as the days went on and it got closer to Christmas this guy was the biggest ICK inducing person I have ever met in my life. He found me on snapchat, added me, sent pictures of his feet in bed saying 'wish you were here babe' :sick: then he would go on about how he had 2 jobs and was always hard on the grind, he worked at the card factory and an arcade in the evenings... on his break he would send me a picture of a sausage roll from Greggs and a monster energy drink.. with a caption 'need this, but need you more babe lol x' ick ick ick.

He said to me that he would pay for my taxi if I came to his house. He kept trying to use innuendos at every opportunity he could, he didn't leave me alone! even after I blocked him he found his way back and sent me a video of him opera singing. I don't know how else to explain him other than just one just walking ICK. He spoke like Jonathan Ross too, couldn't pronounce his R's. I'm sorry I know people can't help it but when you have a guy like that who sits there and messages you 100 times a day about how he could see himself falling for you because you're just his type babes.. you have no sympathy. He tried to make me jealous once by putting up a picture of this girl he worked with, holding up a picture of him on her phone posing on a night out saying that she fancied him.. 😂 (how much persuading he had to do, to get her to do that I don't know lol)

If there's anything else I remember this guy doing, I'll put it down, me and my friend do laugh about this situation now though.. I only met him once, but he ended up blocking me because he got the hump that I didn't take him up on his offer of a taxi to his house. Thinking back the guy was actually harmless, just soooo icky.

Also, I must say, I never led the guy on, from the moment I sobered up and realised what an idiot I was drunkenly giving out my number I messaged him back and told him there wasn't a chance and I apologised but he just never got it..
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I am a bloke, and even I think that is creepy and icky.
 
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LaurieLaurie

yhhhhhhh said:
Guys a bit off topic but do u think someone’s name is a big deal?
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Yep. I’ve swiped past people with names I haven’t liked without even looking at them 🤣 I tried to date someone with the same name as my brother and I couldn’t do it.
 
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whisperchat

whisperchat

yhhhhhhh said:
Guys a bit off topic but do u think someone’s name is a big deal?
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Yes, when I was in college this boy in a different course fancied me and his name was frankie.. all my friends ripped him about it so it gave me the massive ick :ROFLMAO:

But it's not as bad as a gary or a keith
 
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whisperchat

whisperchat

Roger too..

I also get the ick when guys have chains attached to their jeans.. or they have their keys attached to them.
 
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whisperchat

whisperchat

just imagined a guy going to pets at home picking out a gerbil or hamster and it made me go cold
 
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leigh213

leigh213

I'm going to sound so shallow and I'm sorry, but men that have really skinny, feminine frames and hands. I just can't. I get the ick right away and can never ever see them as an interest.
 
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justapossum

justapossum

Hairless body - I mean even hairless arms and legs! 😦
but also TOO hairy men, curly hair poking out of a top is just a no 🥴
 
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whisperchat

whisperchat

leigh213 said:
I'm going to sound so shallow and I'm sorry, but men that have really skinny, feminine frames and hands. I just can't. I get the ick right away and can never ever see them as an interest.
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like Tim from 90 day fiance

god now you guys have got me going LOL

another one I hate is when you're out in a bar or pub and when guys see their mates walk in they shout oiiii oiiiiii HERE HE ISSSS. oh god no please just be quiet
 
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