“The Ick” #2

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And those guys that write ‘no more time wasters’ on their ad. That would put me off buying an old banger, let alone a boyfriend!
 
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'Looking for someone who can hold a conversation' is a sign of someone who is so dull they can barely string a sentence together
 
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I love this thread! Omg I once went out with the most boring man alive! I decided I would sleep with him to shut him up but he couldn’t get it up. Yet he still tried to talk dirty And he had had his whole body waxed
 
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Men shaving any part of their body gives me the Ick. I don't mind a trim but shaving or waxing it all off is just not on! Give me a hairy beast vs a plucked chicken any day
 
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Men shaving any part of their body gives me the Ick. I don't mind a trim but shaving or waxing it all off is just not on! Give me a hairy beast vs a plucked chicken any day
Apart from an excessively hairy back surely?
 
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Apart from an excessively hairy back surely?
I have dated some hairy backed men and my memory of them is dealing with stubbly backs, patchy regrowth or ingrowing hairs. So tbh I'd rather they have the hairy back.
 
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Men shaving any part of their body gives me the Ick. I don't mind a trim but shaving or waxing it all off is just not on! Give me a hairy beast vs a plucked chicken any day
I summoned the youngest for this conversation I was laughing that hard.

“Imagine Daddy didn’t have a fluffy chest.”
“Oh. Like a chicken at Tesco’s.”

We will convert the next youth
 
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Hairless men always make me think of Love Island or that meme of those 4 guys out on a night out with identikit tight trousers, loafers and no socks.
 
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Hairless men always make me think of Love Island or that meme of those 4 guys out on a night out with identikit tight trousers, loafers and no socks.
Don't come for me, but I can't abide a hairy chest, back or privates on a man. Obviously legs and arms are fine as long as it doesn't look like a fluffy carpet. But I feel grossed out by hairy chests.
 
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This sounds ridiculous and I also think I may have written this in the old ick thread.

At he moment my biggest ick are guys who care too much about Instagram, when they post pics and use hashtags under their pictures and they’re really shit hashtags or a pic they posted already. Also when they spend so much time unfollowing / following to keep the numbers up also and when they post constant stories everyday. We’re in a lockdown ffs go away

God please give me a man with no social media I beg you
 
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