The ICK #12

[Newroundhere]

Men who can’t swim

 

[Pinkpen 84]

People taking Body Combat classes too seriously wearing muay Thai shorts and kicking people nearby. bitch, please! it’s just a 45 min class designed to improve your fitness level and not some martial art grading.

 

[duelingpeppers]

When's someone's favourite book is 1984

 

[EffingDust]

Saw a video online where a woman was taking about eye creams and she pinched the skin with her nails and kind of “pulled out” her under eye bags to show how thin the skin was.

I wanted to vomit and throw my phone out the window.

 

[quinzel]

All those “halleleujah” posts on SM just now.

MADE THE BED HALLELEUJAH

 

[Hastaggifted]

A girl I went to school with is 36 and pregnant. Her 16 year old daughter is pregnant too but further along. So her grandchild is going to be older than her child.

 

[AshMay]

Sports chants

I remember seeing this at the time and the ick level was off the charts

 

[April89]

Years ago I met a group for a work event, and one of the women and one of theme were keeping the conversation going in the group while we waited for something. The woman asked the guy about his hotel and this guy then went on to perform - word for word - a routine from a stand up performance that was doing the rounds. He copied the phrases, the tone, the story was exactly the same. At the time I just smiled along but now I’d have to leave from the ick

 

[emmer_moans]

My colleague and i went out in my car on our lunch break. I nipped out and left her sat in the car and when I got back in, she’d been vaping in my car and didn’t think I would notice. Except my car stunk of blackberries or something. Maybe I’m overreacting, but I think it’s rude to do it in someone else’s car.

that stuff is oil based I think, so probably linger in your car for a while. I'd be very cross too. Their 1 quick puff will probably stink your car for days.

 

[Spectacles]

I generally dislike when men do any weird stuff with their facial hair. It always makes their look worse to me.
Especially when they have sparse beard but insist on growing it like in this photo. Why!!

Also why did people decide moustaches are back in fashion? old men in eastern europe still haven't got rid of their original ones, now half the young guys i see have a full on moustache

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Moustache and mullets!
Also men with beards like that and especially when it carries on down their chin and throat. They look like a drunk!

 

[Saudade]

Also when people say samwich (sandwich).

 

[GBNI]

Sports chants

 

[Summer 19]

A man in a Fiat 500

Or a mini

 

[KingOfLove]

Gave myself the ick. Dropped my phone on the treadmill, it went whizzing off but I tried to pick it up. I went whizzing off too. Luckily I managed to land on my feet. And thankfully the gym was basically empty so no one saw, I hope.

CCTV

 

[Mamacita]

Men wearing funky colourful socks

 

[qqwertyy]

Men wearing lanyards who tuck it inside their buttoned shirt or in their pocket

 

[Hastaggifted]

A man with a sausage dog is number one. BUT one was yapping non stop at me and my daughter, obvs thought it was a rottweiler. Running circles round us barking. The man stood still in a high pitched "dog" voice saying come on Bella, Bella boo boooooo. The little shit wasn't listening to him

Bella boo boo may be its nickname at home but shouldn't be said by a man outside of the house

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Work colleagues walking in and discussing their bowel movements from over the weekend.

Or their phlegm.

I worked with a bloke whose sole topic of conversation was the quantity, viscosity and colour of the phlegm he had coughed up the night before.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men de icing their cars with a little plastic scraper. Get some de icer and whack the heaters on in your car for a few mins. If youre in a real rush a bit of like warm water always does the trick

 

[Hollie Day]

Men who put on a baby voice when interacting with babies.