The ICK #12

[MollyMalone]

My husband just gave me the ick…he came downstairs to announce that he was going to have a mug of hot milk

In the words of Adele: Divorce babe, divorce

 

[qqwertyy]

Men with long, slender fingers

 

[Ceelea]

A guy I work with is obsessed with how much he farts, makes me itch!
He talks about it way too much. He told us as a random point one day, that he has dietary needs and that’s why. We all laughed and sympathised it’s no big deal. But now he talks about it everyday!! He’s on and on about stories where he farts near his wife and she feels grossed out, he farted on the train and people were disgusted, everyday we get the topic being brought up. Complete Ick.

It's a fetish.

 

[April89]

I can’t stand pictures of mens bulges
There is one man I used to follow online and I had to unfollow him because he shares picture after picture of himself showing off his body, he did it under the premise of talking about how amazing his body is (he’s a bit of an egomaniac) but it was like every picture he is in tiny underwear and his huge bulge was in the centre of the shot

 

[MollyMalone]

All those “halleleujah” posts on SM just now.

MADE THE BED HALLELEUJAH

Took a shit HALLELUJAH

 

[PoopooKaKa]

Men who wear mules in public and especially with tight or rolled up trousers.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Adults who are really into Disney and wear the branded clothing, FFS you are 35 years old stop wearing an ey ore sweatshirt !

I feel exactly the same about people who wear football shirts.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I get the ick over the inflatable penises and cock straws at hen parties they're tacky and so outdated. May just be me being wound too tight... personally I'd cringe so much. I would not want to be part of a hen night that had all that crude stuff along with a banner saying "same penis forever".

Also how do people afford a UK hen party and an abroad one? surely that's a new ish thing because 10 years ago that wasn't the norm.

I've been married since 2003 and I was fuming on my hen night. No willy straws, dildos and nobody booked a stripper. Bloody awful.

 

[Witch]

Men in vests with their hairy armpits

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

My lenses feel like they’re never clean

 

[no-no]

JAECOO cars with extremely pleased with themselves mid age men

I’d feel embarrassed driving one. And whenever I see them I sing Jaecoo to the sound of Jai Ho which is another ick.

 

[Newroundhere]

Men with mullets

 

[Tretps29]

In the words of Adele: Divorce babe, divorce

We had a good run of it

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

I don't know if it's still called ballroom dancing, but seeing kids or adults waiting for the music to start then marching onto the dance floor sort of jerking their hips from side to side.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Property listing photos of the bathroom, with the toilet roll in view.

Also with the toilet seat up, towels on the radiator and toiletries everywhere. Move them all for the photos & viewings. Make the house look spotless!

 

[Calalily4]

How have I never seen this thread

A man writing a review of a local cafe "The hot chocolate is to die for". You just know he wears one of these hats as he wraps his cold trembling hands around the mug.

In my old house a neighbour on the road wore one of those all the time, with flarey combat jeans, flip flops and a cardigan. Instant ick

 

[YR80]

Describing an egg as a “jammy egg” turns my stomach

 

[Hastaggifted]

Council man was changing the dog poo bin. WITH BARE HANDS. Why wasn't he wearing gloves 🫣

 

[TartanTallulah]

There used to be a chap like that at my local parkrun who punctuated the harrumphing noises with rhythmical spitting. THAT was nasty.

Actually, now I think about it, the blokes who spit like footballers whenever they run. Ick. So unnecessary.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

"Oh, mate, I was getting railed last night!"

Ok, cool, but why are you telling me?