The ICK #12

[Goldilocks3108]

Property listing photos of the bathroom, with the toilet roll in view.

And the toilet lid up! People opposite me put their house on for £875k, got the cleaners in, estate agent took pics with a drone, they moved all the cars off the drive -
then left the bog seat up!!! Mind you, they still managed to sell for over the asking price

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I work with someone who, whenever they buy new shoes, they change into them in the office and wear them around the office until they decide if they want to keep them or not. And I don’t mean they wear them for 1 days. It’s a few weeks, until the return period is almost up.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men in fancy dress as super Mario and using the photo on a dating app. Or any kind of fancy dress tbh.

 

[Mamacita]

Men in fancy dress as super Mario and using the photo on a dating app. Or any kind of fancy dress tbh.

Thats very specific

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Thats very specific

That's certainly a look...

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

That's certainly a look...

Phwoaar! ....

 

[qqwertyy]

I apologise in advance to anyone this applies to but when posters refer to family members using their own username, like if I said Mr Qwerty or Mini Qwerty or Baby Qwerty, rather than my partner, my son or whatever. It sets my teeth on edge but I’m really sorry if that’s you

 

[Hollie Day]

Galentines day

 

[Eggsandbeans]

When people refer to ‘baby’ instead of ‘the baby’ or the kids actual name for eg;

‘Yes but baby won’t settle’
‘Just changing baby’s nappy’

Argh! I always imagine it’s toffs who talk like this too…

 

[Hastaggifted]

Burger vans! The smell, everything about them just gives me the ick 🫣. It just gives explosive diarrhoea vibes.

 

[qqwertyy]

When people refer to ‘baby’ instead of ‘the baby’ or the kids actual name for eg;

‘Yes but baby won’t settle’
‘Just changing baby’s nappy’

Argh! I always imagine it’s toffs who talk like this too…

I used to be a teacher and always hated ‘mum’ in that context too - ‘shall we call mum about little Jonny’s behaviour?’ ‘Let’s get mum in for a chat’.

 

[Eggsandbeans]

Yes!!!! That too!!

 

[quinzel]

I apologise in advance to anyone this applies to but when posters refer to family members using their own username, like if I said Mr Qwerty or Mini Qwerty or Baby Qwerty, rather than my partner, my son or whatever. It sets my teeth on edge but I’m really sorry if that’s you

OMG this lol yes

 

[chanel opi]

The thought of your boyfriend on a plane specifically him being on an incline whilst the plane takes off with his belt on hopelessly floating in the air

 

[pommynoir]

The thought of your boyfriend on a plane specifically him being on an incline whilst the plane takes off with his belt on hopelessly floating in the air

I genuinely LOL’d at this one

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Watching 50 shades of grey. Never read the book. I’m finding it so cringy.

 

[qqwertyy]

Another day, another ick - men who cycle or run to work so arrive in their special little outfit (bonus points for padded shorts) then have to shower and get changed before starting work.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

On a train journey recently I saw three or more older men 50+ with top knots and beards with plaits. One of the top knots was about the size of a ferrero roches (spelling) and looked ridiculous. I couldn't help wondering how much hair he actually had to create this teeny bun thing on the top of his bonce.

 

[Catfan2]

Watching 50 shades of grey. Never read the book. I’m finding it so cringy.

I couldn’t finish the book, it’s so badly written! Wouldn’t attempt the films either!

 

[Ivegone]

Watching 50 shades of grey. Never read the book. I’m finding it so cringy.

The books are so bad they make Stephanie meyers writing look like Shakespeare