The ICK #12

[ChastityDingle]

Remember those big yellow steering wheel locks that used to be popular years ago? I was waiting in a pub beer garden for a guy I was seeing when he drove in, attached his massive lock then took ages to fuss about inside the car, got out, locked it then walked around checking each door (when the car had central locking) and then walked towards me. My vagina has sealed itself shut by the time he sat down.

That reminds me of Mr Bean and his unique car lock!

 

[DrNooo]

The phrase "would do someone a turn", usually in the description of a stained/mouldy-looking sofa that someone is trying to get rid of for free on Facebook.

 

[Ratherbeskiing]

The man who sat on the bench next to me at the gym earlier this week and emitted a loud grunt with every arm raise whilst holding weights, whilst eye fucking himself in the mirror I just turned the volume up on my earbuds.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Pimped up KA with a stupidly loud exhaust. You look and sound like a dick mate

 

[Hollie Day]

We hot desk at work today a man (whom I would put at early 40's) sat down opposite me and unpacked two labubu's. They're currently taking pride of place on his desk.

Get one of these and leave it on his desk

 

[Mamacita]

When DJs are playing a set and are vibing to the music they're playing. I know it's the point but i cringes me out when they do that smug face and arm wave like they're playing the biggest banger ever

 

[KingOfLove]

Sorry, but bulge is one of those words that makes me giggle 🫢

 

[emmer_moans]

Filmed myself packing something for vinted. Watched it back. Omg I look gruesome from the side. Got the ick watching it back.

I know the feeling. I'm in a choir and we did a concert a few weeks ago. Someone took videos on their phone. In my head I thought I did amazing swaying and clicking in time to our singing. Watched the video back and I seem to be moving twice as obviously as everyone else and the dress which I thought looked decent in the mirror as I got dressed clung to me in all the wrong places as I sang/swayed and I just look a bit daft Got the ick, and I don't want to show the video to anyone now.

 

[Samf2020]

This is a weird one, we have a staff member who started in January and he hasnt been given a key to building. So unless someone has unlocked the door he uses he cannot card himself in. So he waits there every morning.
His manager knows, his team mate knows his big boss knows and yet no one will just get him a key.
He could even bypass them and go to the building manager and get one but he doesnt he just stands there.
I did have to let him in one morning and asked why he didnt use his key he said no one gave him one, I told him to ask but he hasnt.
He doesnt seem to have any issues with mixing with us and chatting etc.
Just gives me the ick that he just stands there and waits 4 days a week.

 

[ellapeck]

Men in jeans and flip flops. I can cope with men in shorts and flip flops, and I can cope with women in jeans and flip flops. But there is something about men in jeans with flip flops poking out that is just iiiiiiiccccckkkk!!

It's a hill I'll die on this!

ANY heterosexual man wearing flip flops is an ick.

 

[Lazarus]

My husband does a thing.
The thing he does gives me the ick.

When a musician or actor he/we like dies, he essentially goes through their back catalogue for days.
He’s been wfh today and I’ve been off work sick; all I’ve heard all day is Sly and the Family Stone from I got up! Sly Stone died yesterday.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Adults eating peperamis

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men with trousers so tight you can see the outline of their balls. If they sit down you know they're going to split the arse outta them

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[GBNI]

People who walk around holding their vape.

Even worse is when they have a lanyard

 

[Saudade]

Beyonce fans and the way they act on social media, glorifying her and “defending” her in comments. Some of the cringiest things I’ve ever read were written Beyonce fans. Just embarrassing.

 

[Carnations & Corner Baths]

My husband and his sister call one another dude. They are in their late 40’s and not surfers in California. 10 years of it giving me a massive ick

 

[ahkrin]

Men with a diabetes monitor on their arm

Where should I have it then?

 

[Hastaggifted]

Burger vans! The smell, everything about them just gives me the ick 🫣. It just gives explosive diarrhoea vibes.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

I just don't know where to put this so I'm putting it here. Just walked past the oap village near me and one bungalow was having a sun bed delivered. At first I was like yaas Gladys get your tan on, but then I thought... really in this weather (also should know better at their age).