The ICK #12

[GoSlap]

Grown men attending the 'Unite The Kingdom' rally

 

[Hollie Day]

1/4 zip sweaters

 

[Sketchy]

People who smack of desperation enough to give themselves a nickname.

A programme I watched yesterday featured some geezer who tried (unsuccessfully) to persuade his friends to call him 'the hat' or just 'hat' because he wore, well ... a hat. Turned out the reason he wore the hat in the first place was because he was going bald, and the reason he featured in the programme I watched was because he'd murdered his ex girlfriend.

Anyway, because of the hat/nickname beggy thing, I got the ick long before I discovered he was a murderer.

 

[Maiyo2020]

An ex used to feel loaves of bread and study the use by dates in supermarkets. I found it most unappealing and unmanly.
That's not why he's an ex.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

My lenses feel like they’re never clean

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Men carrying a supermarket basket in the crook of their elbow, with their forearm bent up against their chest. Sorry lads, that's how grannys carry their wicker shopping baskets in ye olde days

 

[BearOnChair]

Man in the supermarket giving his stuck trolley wheel repeated toe pokes...give it a proper kick!.

 

[Hollie Day]

Men who play golf

 

[Hastaggifted]

Property listing photos of the bathroom, with the toilet roll in view.

Also with the toilet seat up, towels on the radiator and toiletries everywhere. Move them all for the photos & viewings. Make the house look spotless!

 

[qqwertyy]

Couples who hold hands but really loosely and just with their little fingers.

 

[quinzel]

walking into Greggs and asking "what's hot?"

 

[Hastaggifted]

This ick comes and goes for me

ARMS!

sometimes when I go through phases of looking and people and realising how long arms actually are and then it just looked weird and distorted to me and I get the Ick!!!

seriously if you see someone just standing- look their arms and how long they are in proportion to their body!

This is so random and funny
No one stands a chance with us on this thread

My ick is a dad at school had the mis match grinch socks on! Wearing shorts with the socks pulled up as far as theyd go

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

A guy at work was on a call, kept having to clear his throat/cough repeatedly and then told the customer he needed to go on mute so he could cough, I dunno why I’ve got the ick but I really have

 

[Scotia]

A man drinking a matcha.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

This! But “partner” is cringe too

One of my ex's used to introduce me as his "current partner". I suppose technically it was correct but at the time I thought it was a bit blunt.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Carry on icking.

 

[qqwertyy]

Men carrying their packed lunch in a bag for life

 

[Catfan2]

Men with long, slender fingers

Indicates a long, slender something else

 

[Hollie Day]

Men who use umbrellas

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Any woman over 15 wearing ankle socks and shoes.
Anyone over 15 who refers to their parents as Mummy and Daddy.