The ICK #12

[pommynoir]

People who take part in or watch St George’s day parades or events

I need to hear more on this one, it confuses me how much nobody seems to celebrate St George’s Day in England.

 

[bubbadabut]

Nail charms and teeth charms. Just gross

 

[Mooordgirl]

Men who panic and work themselves into a flap!

 

[April89]

Sloping shoulders

 

[Pesky Tarian]

I hope he was reported to HR.

They let him go eventually. Many years later I found out he had transitioned which was a real curve ball for someone so obsessed with his penis.

 

[ahkrin]

People who walk around holding their vape.

 

[Ceelea]

Grown arse men who still refer to their mother as " Mummy " or worse... " Mumsie. "

 

[qqwertyy]

‘My little family’ (especially on Father’s Day - ‘thank you for being the best daddy to our little family’ )

 

[Scotia]

Saw a man dancing while holding his collar out away from his neck.

 

[Hollie Day]

The narrow leg shorts. Nasty!!

 

[MollyMalone]

My husband just gave me the ick…he came downstairs to announce that he was going to have a mug of hot milk

In the words of Adele: Divorce babe, divorce

 

[qqwertyy]

Men with long, slender fingers

 

[Ceelea]

A guy I work with is obsessed with how much he farts, makes me itch!
He talks about it way too much. He told us as a random point one day, that he has dietary needs and that’s why. We all laughed and sympathised it’s no big deal. But now he talks about it everyday!! He’s on and on about stories where he farts near his wife and she feels grossed out, he farted on the train and people were disgusted, everyday we get the topic being brought up. Complete Ick.

It's a fetish.

 

[MollyMalone]

All those “halleleujah” posts on SM just now.

MADE THE BED HALLELEUJAH

Took a shit HALLELUJAH

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I get the ick over the inflatable penises and cock straws at hen parties they're tacky and so outdated. May just be me being wound too tight... personally I'd cringe so much. I would not want to be part of a hen night that had all that crude stuff along with a banner saying "same penis forever".

Also how do people afford a UK hen party and an abroad one? surely that's a new ish thing because 10 years ago that wasn't the norm.

I've been married since 2003 and I was fuming on my hen night. No willy straws, dildos and nobody booked a stripper. Bloody awful.

 

[Witch]

Men in vests with their hairy armpits

 

[Newroundhere]

Men with mullets

 

[Tretps29]

In the words of Adele: Divorce babe, divorce

We had a good run of it

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

I don't know if it's still called ballroom dancing, but seeing kids or adults waiting for the music to start then marching onto the dance floor sort of jerking their hips from side to side.

 

[Calalily4]

How have I never seen this thread

A man writing a review of a local cafe "The hot chocolate is to die for". You just know he wears one of these hats as he wraps his cold trembling hands around the mug.

In my old house a neighbour on the road wore one of those all the time, with flarey combat jeans, flip flops and a cardigan. Instant ick