The ICK #12

[qqwertyy]

People who say boo to say hello

 

[qqwertyy]

Kicking people nearby is sending me imagining Maureen on her lunch break getting knocked TF out by Brenda going feral.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

When you click on someone's story and it was posted 36 seconds ago 🫣

I clicked on one that was 5s ago the other day, wanted to die of shame

 

[Hastaggifted]

Gave myself the ick. Dropped my phone on the treadmill, it went whizzing off but I tried to pick it up. I went whizzing off too. Luckily I managed to land on my feet. And thankfully the gym was basically empty so no one saw, I hope.

 

[Michi]

My downstairs neighbour.
So let me preface this by saying I don’t normally judge couples with a large age gap!
He is retired so mid to late 60s. Oldest daughter is in her 20s. His wife turned 40 last weekend...
So not only did he get her pregnant when she was barely legal or maybe even underage, he was also already over 40 at the time

 

[Islawight]

A man wearing one of those neck fans.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

People who type #*!$#! instead of swearing, you’re an adult, just say it

 

[Mamacita]

Oh God, and the explaining. 'WELL ACTUALLY, its so the paramedics know there's an infant who may have flown out the window!' That's day one of paramedic training, I'm sure, prioritise twee windscreen signs as triage. And of course everyone diligently removes it whenever the child is absent.
It's like, its fine if you just want to brag that you had kids and/or are a shit driver, but please stop the long urban myths about why you have one.

I always think to myself ohh baby on board! Oh well i guess i won't ram my car into the back of theirs after all

 

[Catfan2]

Adults who describe food as ‘yummy’

 

[Captainmouse]

More

They are kind of like dummies for adults and you’ve seen how strong a grip toddlers have on their ACTUAL dummies! Same thing. I couldn’t date someone who vaped. All these teenagers who’ll end up with cat arse mouths as they’re puckering up like 500 times a day!! ICK

like a babies bottle, the constant suck, they don’t smoke cigarettes like that

 

[qqwertyy]

‘My little family’ (especially on Father’s Day - ‘thank you for being the best daddy to our little family’ )

 

[pommynoir]

People who type #*!$#! instead of swearing, you’re an adult, just say it

Ah my friend does this. And worse things like, “I’ve come on my P” we are 34 years old we should be used to periods by now

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

A man owning a straw pork pie hat and making it his personality. Like taking selfies indoors wearing it looking into the distance.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Danny Dyer.
Danny Dyer in the bath in an advert that just come on

 

[Sketchy]

Man in a shop waving a coat in the air and shouting to his girlfriend ' what about this one ? It'll cover your arsehole'
Same shop - young woman calling her female friend ' bro'
Yeh. It was Primark

I was in a supermarket a few years back and this guy kept referring to his wife/partner - or whoever that was he was with - as 'fatso'. 'Hey fatso, what about this, should we get one? Right, come on, fatso' sort of thing.

She was by no means fat, and I can't imagine anyone being happy to have that as a pet name, so I imagined that she'd maybe put on a pound or two and this was his way of fat-shaming her. Bastard.

 

[Don'tlookEthel]

My sister in law (my husbands brothers wife) calls our father in law 'Poppa B' (B being the initial of his surname), Just call him Alan for Christ's sake. Makes me nauseous.

Also, my colleague, who is an adult woman over the age of 30, is absolutely obsessed with Olly Murs.

 

[CherryAcid]

People who post generic quotes and attribute them to a celebrity. Absolute ick when a man sent me this.

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Its the Marilyn quote all over again! Speaking of Marilyn people who still think she was plus sized. I have seen some of her clothes in person and she was teeny.

 

[GBNI]

I would have reported him to reception or whoever runs the gym!

 

[SavvyBee]

Men who tie knots in finished packets of crisps

 

[Samf2020]

I have a co worker who picks his nose and wipes his bogeys on his chair and then when members of the team are on AL, he will sit on their chair and do it on that chair as well. Bet he’s teaching his daughter’s great manners

We had a receptionst who did that on the wall of the ladies toilet.
I dread to think what their homes are like.