It’s people draping jackets over their shoulders for me, put your arms in the sleeves ffs
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I am kinda doing this today. Work doesnt allow vests and its really hot so have my cardi off my shoulders while im sat at the desk.
Just showing my husband the new coffee pods I bought and he referred to himself as a cofficionado.
The phrase "would do someone a turn", usually in the description of a stained/mouldy-looking sofa that someone is trying to get rid of for free on Facebook.
A man wearing 3/4 length trousers carrying a rolled-up yoga mat under his arm, who I drove past on my way home from work.
People who pronounce nuclear as nucular
Men whyo gyrate when they're dancing 
White people with dreads.
Using the word ‘girlie’ ie ‘I’m a matcha girlie’ STFU
Not what this thread is for! I clicked on it to list my latest ick with dh and saw it’s more general, but him taking up capping instead of smoking and even worse holding the vape by clutching it with his whole fist and putting it to his mouth. 
Whats his flavour?Not what this thread is for! I clicked on it to list my latest ick with dh and saw it’s more general, but him taking up capping instead of smoking and even worse holding the vape by clutching it with his whole fist and putting it to his mouth.
The man who sat on the bench next to me at the gym earlier this week and emitted a loud grunt with every arm raise whilst holding weights, whilst eye bleeping himself in the mirror I just turned the volume up on my earbuds.
There's a guy at my parkrun who is physically fit, clearly works out, 30ish, muscles, no large etc... yet he's the only one you hear as he overtakes. Everyone else keeps their breathing noise to themselves, whereas he passes us going HURRRRRRRR, HURRRRRRRR, HURRRRRRRR like as a groan, as though he's trying to lift a car. Not breathing noise but actual vocal grrrrrrrrrrrs. He's not even the first to finish either, and noone else makes that noise, and he's fit, so it's not like he's there on his first run and struggling with fitness. Bizarre. It sounds so 'put on'.
Male socialisation. They’re perfectly capable of not making a huge racket and a performance when they run or lift weights, but they want to.
It’s the same thing that compels them to shout at the tops of their voices when they sneeze.
It’s the same thing that compels them to shout at the tops of their voices when they sneeze.
There used to be a chap like that at my local parkrun who punctuated the harrumphing noises with rhythmical spitting. THAT was nasty.
Actually, now I think about it, the blokes who spit like footballers whenever they run. Ick. So unnecessary.
Actually, now I think about it, the blokes who spit like footballers whenever they run. Ick. So unnecessary.
Men over the age of 25 who play video games. Men obsessed with superhero movies/comic books. Men who wear backpacks with the straps over both shoulders.