The ICK #12

[Sketchy]

Man in a shop waving a coat in the air and shouting to his girlfriend ' what about this one ? It'll cover your arsehole'
Same shop - young woman calling her female friend ' bro'
Yeh. It was Primark

I was in a supermarket a few years back and this guy kept referring to his wife/partner - or whoever that was he was with - as 'fatso'. 'Hey fatso, what about this, should we get one? Right, come on, fatso' sort of thing.

She was by no means fat, and I can't imagine anyone being happy to have that as a pet name, so I imagined that she'd maybe put on a pound or two and this was his way of fat-shaming her. Bastard.

 

[SavvyBee]

Men who tie knots in finished packets of crisps

 

[Samf2020]

I have a co worker who picks his nose and wipes his bogeys on his chair and then when members of the team are on AL, he will sit on their chair and do it on that chair as well. Bet he’s teaching his daughter’s great manners

We had a receptionst who did that on the wall of the ladies toilet.
I dread to think what their homes are like.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Remember those big yellow steering wheel locks that used to be popular years ago? I was waiting in a pub beer garden for a guy I was seeing when he drove in, attached his massive lock then took ages to fuss about inside the car, got out, locked it then walked around checking each door (when the car had central locking) and then walked towards me. My vagina has sealed itself shut by the time he sat down.

That reminds me of Mr Bean and his unique car lock!

 

[Hastaggifted]

Pimped up KA with a stupidly loud exhaust. You look and sound like a dick mate

 

[Hollie Day]

We hot desk at work today a man (whom I would put at early 40's) sat down opposite me and unpacked two labubu's. They're currently taking pride of place on his desk.

Get one of these and leave it on his desk

 

[Mamacita]

When DJs are playing a set and are vibing to the music they're playing. I know it's the point but i cringes me out when they do that smug face and arm wave like they're playing the biggest banger ever

 

[emmer_moans]

Filmed myself packing something for vinted. Watched it back. Omg I look gruesome from the side. Got the ick watching it back.

I know the feeling. I'm in a choir and we did a concert a few weeks ago. Someone took videos on their phone. In my head I thought I did amazing swaying and clicking in time to our singing. Watched the video back and I seem to be moving twice as obviously as everyone else and the dress which I thought looked decent in the mirror as I got dressed clung to me in all the wrong places as I sang/swayed and I just look a bit daft Got the ick, and I don't want to show the video to anyone now.

 

[ellapeck]

Men in jeans and flip flops. I can cope with men in shorts and flip flops, and I can cope with women in jeans and flip flops. But there is something about men in jeans with flip flops poking out that is just iiiiiiiccccckkkk!!

It's a hill I'll die on this!

ANY heterosexual man wearing flip flops is an ick.

 

[Lazarus]

My husband does a thing.
The thing he does gives me the ick.

When a musician or actor he/we like dies, he essentially goes through their back catalogue for days.
He’s been wfh today and I’ve been off work sick; all I’ve heard all day is Sly and the Family Stone from I got up! Sly Stone died yesterday.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Adults eating peperamis

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men with trousers so tight you can see the outline of their balls. If they sit down you know they're going to split the arse outta them

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[GBNI]

People who walk around holding their vape.

Even worse is when they have a lanyard

 

[Saudade]

Beyonce fans and the way they act on social media, glorifying her and “defending” her in comments. Some of the cringiest things I’ve ever read were written Beyonce fans. Just embarrassing.

 

[ahkrin]

Men with a diabetes monitor on their arm

Where should I have it then?

 

[Hastaggifted]

Burger vans! The smell, everything about them just gives me the ick 🫣. It just gives explosive diarrhoea vibes.

 

[catsandsoup]

People with baby on board stickers.
Stone Island anything
Gymshark anything, worse if item has 'gymshark lifting club' on it, wtf

Oh God, and the explaining. 'WELL ACTUALLY, its so the paramedics know there's an infant who may have flown out the window!' That's day one of paramedic training, I'm sure, prioritise twee windscreen signs as triage. And of course everyone diligently removes it whenever the child is absent.
It's like, its fine if you just want to brag that you had kids and/or are a shit driver, but please stop the long urban myths about why you have one.

 

[Tazmundo91]

Bitch on Board

Jesus is my airbag

 

[ellapeck]

I've been married since 2003 and I was fuming on my hen night. No willy straws, dildos and nobody booked a stripper. Bloody awful.

Well, they do say marriage is the ultimate libido killer. They were just getting you ready