Mamacita
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Thats very specificMen in fancy dress as super Mario and using the photo on a dating app. Or any kind of fancy dress tbh.
Thats very specificMen in fancy dress as super Mario and using the photo on a dating app. Or any kind of fancy dress tbh.
"Powered by fairy dust"What about:
'Daddy's Little Princess On Board'.![]()
I have a male colleague that messages me “heyyaaa” and it makes me vom every timeMen who say 'hiya'
The state of some of them filling the pubs on the Strand this afternoon. I made eye contact with a group of such men before deliberately peeling a series of racist rally stickers off a lamppost in front of them whilst muttering “disgusting”, which gave me a moment of pleasure earlier.Grown men attending the 'Unite The Kingdom' rally![]()
My neighbours were leaving their house so I had a little spy on Rightmove as you do. The mess their house was in, and the same ones were pure snooty when we moved in (even knocking to ask were we travellers as one of our cars had Irish plates). I don’t understand why the letting agent didn’t make them clean up before taking pictures. Or where their pride wasAlso with the toilet seat up, towels on the radiator and toiletries everywhere. Move them all for the photos & viewings. Make the house look spotless!
Have I got a reel for youMen who play padel
I clicked on one that was 5s ago the other day, wanted to die of shameWhen you click on someone's story and it was posted 36 seconds ago 🫣
I always think to myself ohh baby on board! Oh well i guess i won't ram my car into the back of theirs after allOh God, and the explaining. 'WELL ACTUALLY, its so the paramedics know there's an infant who may have flown out the window!' That's day one of paramedic training, I'm sure, prioritise twee windscreen signs as triage. And of course everyone diligently removes it whenever the child is absent.
It's like, its fine if you just want to brag that you had kids and/or are a shit driver, but please stop the long urban myths about why you have one.
like a babies bottle, the constant suck, they don’t smoke cigarettes like thatThey are kind of like dummies for adults and you’ve seen how strong a grip toddlers have on their ACTUAL dummies! Same thing. I couldn’t date someone who vaped. All these teenagers who’ll end up with cat arse mouths as they’re puckering up like 500 times a day!! ICK
Ah my friend does this. And worse things like, “I’ve come on my P” we are 34 years old we should be used to periods by nowPeople who type #*!$#! instead of swearing, you’re an adult, just say it![]()