The ICK #12

[mindlessness]

"I'm an empath"
Often they're actually just an arsehole who wants to make something all about them.

 

[Newroundhere]

I just walked passed a pregnant woman who had a top on with the words MAMMA written across the chest

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

The name Tommy. Especially on adult men.

 

[Islawight]

At a festival and a group of guys hugging and singing along to Justin Timberlake cry me a river. They knew every word!

 

[Pesky Tarian]

My sister is trying to get us tickets to a gig she wants to go to and keeps referring to them as tix in the chat .

 

[Pinkii]

Was watching a vlog.. the girl was talking about her partner having his driving lesson

Think they are early 30’s but don’t know why it gave me the ick just imagining this big guy sitting there in the 10&2 positions and stalling a few times

 

[catsandsoup]

I went to see The Odyssey last week. It’s very, very loud. So loud in fact, I could barely hear the dialogue. I could, however, hear the man breathing about ten seats down from me - how can anyone breathe that loudly?!!

I hate the knowing chuckles men do at any dialogue that's even slightly referential. Like there'll be a bad guy in a yellow wig called Bump and they'll do their knowing chuckle: 'Oh, I think it has a lot of relevance to politics today!' No shit, thank you Barry Norman.

 

[under the ivy]

My boyfriend using a hot water bottle

 

[Sketchy]

I always think to myself ohh baby on board! Oh well i guess i won't ram my car into the back of theirs after all

What about:

'Daddy's Little Princess On Board'.

 

[Murphygirl]

Middle aged people referring to their other half as girlfriend or boyfriend

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Grown men calling themselves “benji”

 

[Goldilocks3108]

I went to see The Odyssey last week. It’s very, very loud. So loud in fact, I could barely hear the dialogue. I could, however, hear the man breathing about ten seats down from me - how can anyone breathe that loudly?!!

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Hen and stag dos have got so out of hand. I would be more than happy with a day/night out with my friends but the norm now is a minimum of three nights away abroad. Social media was a mistake. It’s making me resent being a wedding guest honestly

 

[GBNI]

Eggs benny instead of eggs Benedict

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

When heterosexual men use the word “fab”. A man on bumble has liked me and his bio says his simple pleasure is watching “fab films”.

 

[Hastaggifted]

People who like their own posts on Facebook.

A girl I know has started her own business. She comments on the business page from her personal account, her dogs account and her husbands account and replies to them all from the business page. You're replying to yourself you silly cow

 

[Pinkii]

This is so random and funny
No one stands a chance with us on this thread

My ick is a dad at school had the mis match grinch socks on! Wearing shorts with the socks pulled up as far as theyd go

I know its super random but honestly just look at them and you wont see arms the same way… why do they need to be longer than half our body?

 

[holliebollie]

A man got on the bus this morning (at 5.30am) stinking of weed then he got out a 2 litre bottle of Coke from his bag and started swigging it from the bottle.

My friend once said she envied those kind of men who were walking around swigging cans of lager at 8 am… no work, no responsibilities whenever I see one, I think of her slaving away at work, lager can-less!!

 

[Thank(space)you]

When people post on a FB group for advice & someone posts an answer from chat GPT

 

[Murphygirl]

Double barrel names, especially when both first and second are