The Home That Made Me #7 Pillock in the ‘paddock’, more like lardon in the garden

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Does she need to apply for a licence to keep them?.
I'm not well versed on live stock but I certainly wouldn't want these in my back garden.
Anyone placing bets on when these pigs become too much and are rehomed
 
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Is it just me that thinks she’s a bit of a hypocrite to keep pigs as pets but still eat pork?

If she was a farmer then different story but she’s literally got two pet pigs and often shows the slow pan across her full breakfast with the girls or whatever
 
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She is tone deaf, isn't she? We enter 10 days of mourning for the Queen and she is doing shitty ads for her hideous bedroom. 1 day, you just need to respectful and silent for 1 day ... honestly. I have seen only her doing this today.
 
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She is tone deaf, isn't she? We enter 10 days of mourning for the Queen and she is doing shitty ads for her hideous bedroom. 1 day, you just need to respectful and silent for 1 day ... honestly. I have seen only her doing this today.
No one else on Instagram who I follow has posted any normal content (apart from Rebecca fucking Lamb who's given birth finally). It's all about the queen! Who cares about her sodding pigs?
 
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Joe will be ok looking after those pigs. He’s had experience coz he’s been looking after a needy, slobbering one for years.

She is tone deaf, isn't she? We enter 10 days of mourning for the Queen and she is doing shitty ads for her hideous bedroom. 1 day, you just need to respectful and silent for 1 day ... honestly. I have seen only her doing this today.
Came to say this. She’s literally grotesque.
 
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Does she need to apply for a licence to keep them?.
I'm not well versed on live stock but I certainly wouldn't want these in my back garden.
Anyone placing bets on when these pigs become too much and are rehomed
Yes she needs to register them and get tags just like sheep and cows
 
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Why would anyone keep livestock in their garden unless they own a working farm. All these Insta huns make me sick - like why do they think theyre qualified to keep animals. Most farmers go to agricultural college to study. Fucking idiots!!!!
 
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I just cannot relate to it at all. She’s turning into Jodie Marsh! Who would want pigs in their garden?! It’s a horror show! Who wants all that work and mess and god knows what else they attract. What about the cost of food, vet bills, etc? Let me guess, they look good for the gram? They don’t even do that very well. These two are tethering themselves to that house with endless responsibility and chores. Enviable not!
 
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‘The petting zoo that made me’

god knows they need to make some cash somehow, she’s gonna get a bunch of instaworthy animals for a few months of petting then they’ll be sent off for rehoming. Or will ‘escape’
 
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Pig poop is one of the worst (or most) vile farm poops. Equally, a pig’s bite can do some serious damage.

Next level of stupidness.
 
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‘The petting zoo that made me’

god knows they need to make some cash somehow, she’s gonna get a bunch of instaworthy animals for a few months of petting then they’ll be sent off for rehoming. Or will ‘escape’
We have our new thread title.
 
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She thinks her life is really aspirational, but it’s really not!
She seems to fill her life with material thing and animals.. where are the days out with her children, where are the family holidays?!
 
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Horses incoming as she said joe wanted these pigs based on what’s coming mext month
 
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