The Home That Made Me #4 giftedfloor but that Neptune table is a bloody eyesore!

[Lalalala1212]

Does all the snail food / snails mating content put anyone else off their breakfast??

 

[Fortheloveofgodpleasestop]

Such a self indulgent bitch, ok hun you’ve lost some weight but you still look like a frumpy 40+ year old! Probably best you put them clothes in the loft for a few months time when you fall off the wagon once again.

 

[MissTeddy]

Maybe her paddle board sank?

 

[Missmarie]

As an experienced horse rider who has ridden since age 4 I am horrified that she would allow her very inexperienced child to ride alone like that. She needs to be lead for many a year yet outside of an enclosure. If that horse became frightened or spooked who knows what they would do and it wouldn’t be the horses fault !!!

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

A part of my soul just died watching that staged video of her and Joe in the Kitchen

 

[MissTeddy]

A 7/8 year old Range Rover nothing wrong with that but ya know.....we know it ain’t new

And a ’double fronted house’ ... it’s important to regularly mention that Baylyn House is double fronted.

 

[Lovestolurk]

£1000 for second hand furniture? Unless that cost £5/6k new on what planet is she on?

 

[Meringue22]

Is she trying to grab the attention of Oak furnitureland now? I reckon she’s after gifted bedroom furniture seeing as she is basing her whole bedroom around the lamps she’s purchased from there #asyoudo

 

[Trace]

That actually broke me try telling a child of his age sorry mummy and daddy didn’t get you anything it’s a tradition for daddy & daughter. What about Charlotte to him he can be her valantine. Mind blown!

 

[Sweetholls]

GET OVER YOURSELF!! Everyone has a birthday every year not just you! She’s a puke

 

[Trace]

Her Yankee Candle ad... just wtf! She sounds so robotic and bored, just parroting off a script she’s been given. Can’t believe Yankee approved it

Does she even own any Yankee candles before she tries to promote it aren't all her candles from the white company (cringing can even hear her baby voice saying the white companyyyy)

 

[Wizzywoo2]

Did the silly cow say she hasn't any egg whites whilst cracking eggs that contain whites! I'm lost for words

 

[Right on top of that rose]

Remortgaged for their house to still look like shit

another room pan to show us the plants she bought today.

charlotte, honey, listen up

Your House Is Not Inspirational

 

[JoeBloggs]

£1000 for second hand furniture? Unless that cost £5/6k new on what planet is she on?

She'd be lucky to get £50-100 a piece. She must think that they come with some sort of provenance being used by such Instagram royalty

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

What’s worse is she wasn’t even driving so she’s swapped seats with Joe especially for that picture

 

[HereForLOLS]

I'm confused. Did she not have that guy last year who did loads of repairs on the windows?

Rearranging the deckchairs on the titanic at this stage - he was literally getting them through the winter. She’s 100% holding out for a huge discount or gifted.....it’s disgusting! Get a job and save up like everyone else. I can’t stand these stupid Instagram accounts who think they deserve freebies in return for sharing the company. As soon as someone gets a freebie I’m never using that company.

 

[Lovestolurk]

Omg I just can't. Second hand embarrassment is strong. I'm cringing so hard for them both. Joe looks dead behind the eyes. Imagine telling your husband to lay down with your dogs and stare into the distance. So staged, so awful.

It’s always the same joke “this is the man who didn’t want a dog, this is the man who didn’t want a cat” she repeats it weekly

 

[Penny for them]

She tries to impersonate Laura butler-Maddon I think. Someone i used to follow,very high end interiors but talks similar,but when Charlotte talks about faux sprigs I'm like blah blah blah. Do
People really buy faux dried greenery,Neptune,comes back with a mug I mean lts
Like going to Harrods and buying a pencil

 

[AC_23]

Is it just me or does the grey on the banister look fucking awful it’s so shiny and cheap looking! She should have gone for an eggshell finish and definitely should have done it the same as her island and doors to the playroom. It looks bloody awful

 

[eyespybs123]

She can pretend to be dog mum of the year all she likes but it doesn't hide the fact poor Mungo's been basically abandoned since the retrievers came into the scene! Not to mention Rory who'll barely get a look in tomorrow! Such a vile woman