The Chateau Diaries #96 The Oxymoron and the Ass

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Philip Janssen Sorry I missed some comments everyone, I was putting stuff away in the attic and refilling the heaters
Phil refilling the heaters? Does he mean the oil heaters? Hope not or he is in for a real bonfire
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From CD's day 14 live chat...

Sandi Foster what about heat for the room?
Philip Janssen @Sandi Foster There’s an oil heater in there
 
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I know we can all be shocked and gobsmacked by the ignorance that Fanny and crew are displaying in this image. We should never forget this, to organising a charade like this in an out of control epidemic, God damn them
Why is Phi Phi still wearing his hat at a dinner table? so rude

Phil refilling the heaters? Does he mean the oil heaters? Hope not or he is in for a real bonfire
From CD's day 14 live chat...

Sandi Foster what about heat for the room?
Philip Janssen @Sandi Foster There’s an oil heater in there
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oil heaters causing more condensation, that salon wall paper at £250 a pop will be rolling off the wall soon and out the door.
 
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That tree reminds of the sixties and the early seventies..my childhood, as we were strickt catholics, in those days at least... a christmastree was seen as something from the devil...so we alone had a huge nativity scene..But my mother started with a christmastree at some point..it was very small comparing to the huge room it was in..and it had 15 colored lights...and like 20 huge bulbs... we all thought it was magical... i recently found some photos...it looked rediculous... we had a good laugh about it. poor mum..she did her best....she also managed to spray some windows with that fakesnow....it was good quality..it didnt came off for years...to the horror of the housekeeper...
 
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Yes a simple message yet demonstrates a true empathy for her viewers.
SJ is truely the Icey Queen of Narnia.
 
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OT: Antibiotics do not work for viruses. They are not antivirals. They work only for bacteria. COVID is caused by a virus.
If they would give you antibiotics, they would not help you. ( And antibiotic resistance is a growing problem)
 
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Michael’s video bored me to death! What the hell happened to him… he used to make good videos.
How many brain cells each line of snow kills?
He could have saved himself some time and just threw the lights at the tree and see how they landed, it looked like he'd done that anyway. Everything is too much trouble for him, I think it started out as fun for him but as he is more often left on his own he's lost his gusto (sorry that wasn't a pun, it just happened ) Florian saved the day... I think he was a bit tipsy but very endearing. He could be an axe murderer for all we know but he is very engaging, so for now I really like him.
 
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The Chateau Diaries @jannebu We don't let them get to us, but it is constantly surprising that people enjoy getting angry about things - so much so that they keep watching things they claim to hate!
Chatelaine of all things gaslight

SJ people don’t hate you. You aren’t coming from an enlightened place, although you like to pretend, for us to hate - most of us don’t know you. We’re holding you to account as a public figure and “tastemaker.” You’re actions have been revealed as devious and not morally sound on multiple occasions. Being the common denominator, such as you are, we here, shall call you out and hang you out to dry. Deal with it.

In effect, what you’re saying here is that you’ll censor any dissenting voices, because it’s at odds with your opinion. Do you debate or have any critical thought off camera, or is this not allowed? Is anyone allowed to say they don’t like anything in your presence that is contradictory to your own preference? It strikes me Lalande is nothing short of a dictatorship dressed up as a commune. Sad times ahead for you SJ. I hope your accountant is casting spells on your tax returns, I don’t think you’ll be allowed toile de jouy bed linen in prison. X
 
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I agree. SJ forgets we watch to keep her accountable and document what she likes to delete.
Query I am assuming that Tattlers don't post comments on vlogs. Are these names we see regular viewers who are challenging the narrative? ie Not Tattlers?
 
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Florian saved the day... I think he was a bit tipsy but very endearing. He could be an axe murderer for all we know but he is very engaging, so for now I really like him.
I think Florian was tipsy too.
Well..... who wouldn't be - that boring Teabag would send anyone to drink !
 
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Well I think the attraction can only be his long hair, or rather the strands of Keratin infused tendrels that hang from his head. She apparently loves men with long hair and given he was the only one who met that criteria ( can't count Amoury that would be incestuous) it fell to him to be the man of the moment. I wonder if he diffuses or just wash and goes?
 
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No lockdowns , no masks , no problems … dead ? What dead ?
 
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I couldn't agree more. I hate the red pigeon tower. I hate everything about it from the colour of red (too pink should have been darker), to the actual pigeon paintings, the ribbons and the lack of symmetry.
 
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That last photo of BJJ, wearing a dress, is when he was getting ready to audition for the role of Nora Batty in a remake of 'Last of the Summer Wine', he hadn't got around to putting on the wrinkled stockings or the curlers .
 
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Last Christmas the covid-spreading shenanigans were bad enough, but this year visitors are not even pretending to wear masks or quarantine for a few days when they first arrive and until they have self-tested a few times.
French law means nothing to them

Not for tax
Not for social security

They literally want to play house - and screw the nation of France over
Laughing all the time

Karma is a bitch - it will come back
Advising the major of their town that basic simple rules of Covid
Masks
Sanitation
Pct tests
And quarantine

Is just a joke - I think you’ll find
The french don’t take this lightly.

And SSB has been in breach of the rules - all year

On display - the B n B is her source of income
She’s not declared personal taxes on YouTube

So it’s a hobby - not a registered tax paying JOB

Oh dear
 
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I'd bet that at least one of them has had Covid and they've kept it quiet. We know that quite a few of them have been unwell with "colds" and Amaury seems to have had some kind of chest infection.
Word on the street is that when SJ came back from London with "a cold" she actually had Covid. The story she tells is that she got tested in England as well as in France and both turned out negative, but full disclosure (something SJ does not seem to understand anything about) those test were self-tests and hardly accurate. Nobody knows for sure what she brought "home" from her London trip, nor what she will be spreading this Christmas, but it will not be only love and laughter, I'm quite sure.
 
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Really, how can any woman take this seriously? Just imagine seeing this in your bedroom. He's walked straight out of a second rate comedy. Stephanie, he's making you a laughing stock.

 
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You gotta love Julia for trying. I think public apologies are in order, by the ignorant old hag herself. And her partner in crime for spreading that "fake news".
 
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WT actual F!!
You can build a house with that amount!.. not a big house... but a WHOLE house!

How the hell does this botched shoddy work is costing so much?!
Probably not far from the truth when you take into account labour cost,electrics, plumbing ,tanking out of the space, insulation etc etc but don't suppose for a minute anyone else was asked to quote for the work. Also yes, you're right often it's cheaper to build new than to renovate.

Really, how can any woman take this seriously? Just imagine seeing this in your bedroom. He's walked straight out of a second rate comedy. Stephanie, he's making you a laughing stock.

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Imagine him saying 'cop a load of this Steph'!
 
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